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How to ditch a bitch in t-3 hours

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skiskate
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So basically my gf of two years works in a bar, she left her phone at home. I saw she got an fb msg and checked it, shes been sending naked videos of herself to some dude. Shell be off in less than 3 hours and im supposed to pick her up. So how do i chuck this whore? Its my house she pays no bills.
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Aidan-G
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Still think you should've made a huge scene at the bar. Makes for a much better story
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-WZ-
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Well that was a satisfying thread
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edai
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Sorry homie, congrats on the dumpoff i guess?
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skiersupreme
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this is key
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TRASHTALK
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+K for delivery man! nailed it.
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,302
ok, fuck all her friends
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JeremyClarkson
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Post pictures of the holes in your wall if you're not ful lof shit
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LiquorLanch
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Some say he dumps girls with little flair, and that on Thirsday he rips ice bongs instead of drinking heavily

ALL WE KNOW IS HE'S NOT THE STIG
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skiskate
Posts: 787 - Karma: 823
I can post pics of holes in walls later. Shes been by twice yesterday and i ignored her. Been blowing my phone up and facebook too. Not a fuck was given.
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Mag
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Must hold back urge to make OP dude giving fucks joke
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Chinchi
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this, we need evidence OP
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Rusticles
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Atta boy
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ILLinoisance
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Make sure to change the guys number in her phone to your own and fuck with her first.
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ILLinoisance
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oops, didn't read the whole thread.
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skiskate
Posts: 787 - Karma: 823
She broke a vanity mirror too, but that was hers so fuck if i care. Im resisting all urge to answer a call. The pussy in me is telling me to, but then i smarten up and realize thats dumb as shit.
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FerrisBueller
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how did you go about revealing to her that you found the videos?


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skiskate
Posts: 787 - Karma: 823
Asked her straight up, who the fuck is bryan? She said an old friend. "Old friends who send porn huh" and then shit hit the fan. Oh well im sure shell enjoy trying to afford to live. And if its any plus for me i saw this guys tiny dick photos he sent, shits hilarious. Id be scared to send that to a girl.
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MrYeates
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Haha epic. In for pics
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SwagasaurusRex
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Oh man that would have been horribly devious....
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skiskate
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I would of if i could but she cant even pay her phone bill. This is all on facebook. I feel dumber by the minute for ever putting up with this lol.
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