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How to ditch a bitch in t-3 hours

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skiskate
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So basically my gf of two years works in a bar, she left her phone at home. I saw she got an fb msg and checked it, shes been sending naked videos of herself to some dude. Shell be off in less than 3 hours and im supposed to pick her up. So how do i chuck this whore? Its my house she pays no bills.
Dec 29 2013 2:34AM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
OP is currently in the ER.
Dec 29 2013 10:21AM
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TRASHTALK
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bump for delivery
Dec 29 2013 10:26AM
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.Hugo.
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And make an account with his name as the username
Dec 29 2013 10:28AM
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rareison
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Dec 29 2013 10:42AM
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byubound
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 9,870
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Dec 29 2013 10:52AM
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Darth.Maul
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Dec 29 2013 10:57AM
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Sir.Steezealot
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Hell, I wouldn't even pick her up. If this was my situation she'd be walking home to all her stuff on the doorsteps.
Dec 29 2013 11:11AM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
I like the bust a nut and run idea. Pls deliver OP.
Dec 29 2013 11:11AM
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7springsprod
Posts: 2661 - Karma: 3,181
Threads WHATS THE NEWS.
Dec 29 2013 11:20AM
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louie.mirags
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Threads.. chuck her quick and fast
Dec 29 2013 11:20AM
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jmasterp
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If she's such a loon you're out of your mind to break up with her in your house. You should've done it somewhere else; I mean you said she wouldn't leave last time. Did you just expect her to say, "oooo you sly dog ya caught me, we'll I'm a whore".
Dec 29 2013 11:23AM
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LAME.
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Dec 29 2013 11:25AM
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-Dan
Posts: 7130 - Karma: 51,754
OP is Llama head thief.
Dec 29 2013 11:28AM
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nine50seven
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Dec 29 2013 11:41AM
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brotherdad
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Threads for the deets
Dec 29 2013 11:47AM
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division.bell
Posts: 2762 - Karma: 1,905
Damn was hoping for something good this morning.

Threads.
Dec 29 2013 11:50AM
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Hughes
Posts: 1023 - Karma: 940
looks like shes gone and killed him instead...


Dec 29 2013 12:00PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
I suspect a murder/suicide took place this morning.
Dec 29 2013 12:03PM
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johnnyBuz
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 1,270
Go big or go home. I just broke up with my girlfriend of 10 months last night with little fanfare. Dropped her off at home, said "we're done. get the fuck out of my car" (while she is throwing punches - psycho alert) and that was that. Your ho sounds like she needs to learn a lesson.
Dec 29 2013 12:03PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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inb4 op ends up on jerry springer
Dec 29 2013 12:11PM
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PON3
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Treads
Dec 29 2013 12:12PM
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Theskiingguy
Posts: 476 - Karma: 2,514
Next time you guys are doing it, pee in her butt/mouth




but seriously, just confront her about it. It will save a lot of time and hassle, and since she's crazy it will be the best way to break things off without risking you car/house being burned down
Dec 29 2013 12:34PM
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Otherside
Posts: 305 - Karma: 93
op must of been killed
Dec 29 2013 12:52PM
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123+ski
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threads
Dec 29 2013 1:16PM
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Chunter
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 1,894
Time to place bets on OP's fate?
Dec 29 2013 1:25PM
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j.saaaarela
Posts: 1859 - Karma: 856
threads indeed
Dec 29 2013 1:42PM
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arnie_grape
Posts: 3451 - Karma: 11,683
you should have sent the guy naked videos of you.

op is probably dead
Dec 29 2013 1:43PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,299
i have 3 pubes that say he killed her and is running to Mexico
Dec 29 2013 1:47PM
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louie.mirags
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Probably sleeping off a rough hang over
Dec 29 2013 1:55PM
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skiskate
Posts: 787 - Karma: 823
Okay well here this goes, picked her up and acted normal. Chilled for a bit and got her down for sex. Did the deed... But no faceshot. Went out for a smoke and told her too get the fuck out. She went beserk as expected. Threw shit at me a bunch and threatening to cut herself and shit. I didnt know what to do with her so i just called her friend said shes fucking crazy and thatshe needs to get her right now. So i proceeded to smoke bong hoots and drink till 7am. And now here i am with no crazy bitch on my hands. Way too much bullshit
Dec 29 2013 2:14PM
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cornholio
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smells faintly of troll
Dec 29 2013 2:16PM
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skiskate
Posts: 787 - Karma: 823
She punched a few holes in my wall and the last punch she threw was a stud lolol stupid bitch. But otherwise she atleast didnt try to off herself in my bathroom.
Dec 29 2013 2:17PM
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cornholio
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didnt see op post before my reply haha

i expected a better story but glad everyone is alive
Dec 29 2013 2:18PM
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skiskate
Posts: 787 - Karma: 823
Say what you want, but i barely even post on ns and was just looking for ideas on how to make this work. I got way better shit i could be doing than making up shit online.
Dec 29 2013 2:19PM
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act.resist
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Dec 29 2013 2:26PM
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-benedetto
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Good for you, man. Shit will blow over.

Time to download tinder!!
Dec 29 2013 2:27PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
you suck.
Dec 29 2013 2:29PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,299
Yo OP, keep it sane. Ask yourself if you really still care about her and want to be with her, and if you answer yes, stay with her. Know that she'll always be a risk, but also know that she now understands the consequences. if you answered no, give her her shit back and never talk to her again.
Dec 29 2013 2:29PM
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.Apex.
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Forward the videos she was sending to him to EVERYONE
Dec 29 2013 2:30PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
To the people still leaving suggestions, read the thread. He already broke up with her and she punched holes in his wall, which sucks for you OP.
Dec 29 2013 2:33PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
that hurts deep dude
Dec 29 2013 2:46PM
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Olimar
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No... you really do.
Dec 29 2013 2:48PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
Hahaha crazy bitch. Did you know she was this crazy when you were datng her...?
Dec 29 2013 2:51PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Really...no you do.
Dec 29 2013 2:52PM
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JackDeLoot
Posts: 153 - Karma: 93
you sir are a champ. congrats on being a free man. now don't be a sucker and let her apologize all over the place and take her back. cause if she is as crazy as she sounds thatll probly be her next move
Dec 29 2013 2:54PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
do you really no....
Dec 29 2013 3:05PM
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vincentlee223
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Dawg this isn't LM, get that shit out of here hahah
Dec 29 2013 3:13PM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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Dec 29 2013 4:37PM
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TechnoPotamus
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