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Schweitzer03
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Womens Rights
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Su mama es gorda y fea



Drop BOMBS, Not Bombs

Make WAR, Not TURNS

Bomb People, Not Hills

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Dec 6 2004 5:35PM
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kyle_w
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FUCKING YES!! that was classic









holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL



I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....



I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

Dec 6 2004 5:36PM
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DENALI44
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HEres a thought for ya : Women dont need drivers licenses, because theres no road between the kitchen and the bedroom


Whiskey, the homeless man's heater
Dec 6 2004 5:37PM
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SoupCurry
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ahahaha wow
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Dec 6 2004 5:57PM
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skiierman
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Hehe, that was a good one.







----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Dec 6 2004 5:59PM
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Pklink04
Posts: 5608 - Karma: 392
a disleksic man walks in to a bra.




If The women don't find you handsome... atleast they will find you handy

(Red Green)
Dec 6 2004 6:01PM
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Ski-hobo
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hahaha


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Dec 6 2004 6:07PM
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devine
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classic



member#13687


'do i look gullable to you , or even a gulla-calf?'
Dec 6 2004 6:15PM
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mark.p
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lol... my girlfriend told me that joke a little bit ago
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if your floating down a fiver in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?

NONE! ice cream doesnt have bones.....
Dec 6 2004 6:19PM
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SkiUnit03
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why do women always know the time?



theres a clock on the ovan

(and on the more advanced microwaves)


sorry women i just couln't help myself









'collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable'

-ATLANTASKI



'r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?

fuck pussy dick suckin lip
Dec 6 2004 6:20PM
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Adamskinick
Posts: 3353 - Karma: 126
What's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand
NS Philosopher
Dec 6 2004 6:23PM
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lorida
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corny joke but the occasion is right,

Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.
The one guy said, 'I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional.'
The second guy responded, 'I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids.'
They then asked the woman, 'What are you?'
She replied: 'I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.'

Dec 6 2004 6:25PM
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KootenayGuy
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why are womens feet so small? to stand closer to the stove
STARMAN DIED IN VAIN!!! 'Eat the poor'
Dec 6 2004 6:36PM
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JFerg
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what do you do if your dishwasher stops working??



kick her in the ass




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just ski.
Dec 6 2004 6:50PM
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eric@jerzy
Posts: 285 - Karma: 9
why did hellan keller masterbait with one hand??




so she could mone with the other

jerzy
Dec 6 2004 6:56PM
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MadParadise
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that shit pisses me off...u gotta respect us
Dec 6 2004 6:57PM
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LittleDevil720
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haha, this is great




'Ever been hit in the head with a golf ball?'
-JF Cusson, making the argument that golf is an extreme sport

Dec 6 2004 6:57PM
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ryan.c
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Women dont need drivers licenses, because theres no road between the kitchen and the bedroom
that one was the best



'Armada is to you: what a twinkie is to a fat kid' Tanner Hall

'Best memory on Skis: When we were swinging on the chairlift, hit a lift tower and derailed the chairs' Boyd Easley
Dec 6 2004 7:15PM
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Geoffrey
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why was helen keller such a bad driver?




because she was a woman



15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so i can fuck her.
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Dec 6 2004 7:17PM
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Schoening
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one of my teachers told me the time on the oven one




sms sess 4
Dec 6 2004 7:19PM
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Reonic
Posts: 430 - Karma: 10
Im a guy and im staight,
but this is the miost sexist post i have ever seen,
repsect our dear women, they give us sex

Mikey Lambert
Dec 6 2004 7:26PM
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Pavesi
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and food from the kitchen^
Dec 6 2004 7:27PM
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johnnypsunami
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you got the clock on the stove all wrong

its;
why dont women need wristwatches....

B/C there is a clock on the stove.

much funny that way.


or

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, he already told her twice.









Drop Cliffs not Bombs
Dec 6 2004 7:32PM
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Apple
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hey Reonic, check out the 'Women who want to be men thread' you'll just love it.

When i opend this thread i was hopeing for 'A monkey fell out of a tree' but was kinda dissapointed.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'I hope you get hit by a neon'
Dec 6 2004 7:53PM
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rossi900
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how many niggas does it take to clean a toilet



none, thats a womens job.



or


How many men does it take to change a light bulb?



None. Let the bitch do the ironing in the dark

Dec 6 2004 7:55PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ahaha its till funny after ive heard them like a thousand times
member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'maybe i shold turn lesbien and get the girls'-misty7 'i can have sex with the snow'-misty7 on how winter will end his lonelyness

LOGIC HEADWEAR
Dec 6 2004 8:01PM
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bigdoubler125805y
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^that they are

Are you feelin me? I'm on a killin spree.

There's nothing to lose when noone knows your name.
Dec 6 2004 8:42PM
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Adamskinick
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how many women rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb?
none they cant change a thing

NS Philosopher
Dec 6 2004 8:53PM
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Doghouse
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 21
then you guys are like 'WAAAAA where are all the CHICKS on this website??'

only excuse for this thread is that guys between 13-18 are idiots, most anyway. Good luck gettin some fellas



“Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain’t it, and you know it was like amazing.� -Ali G
Dec 6 2004 9:11PM
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a.beezy
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^good call. i'm going to laugh my ass off when you guys get married (doubtful) and you're wife is 10 times smarter than you, isn't going to cook SHIT for you, and you're going to be the one doing the dishes. better learn how to work the oven and washing machine now, or you're going to be screwed.....and not by your wife
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'well i bumed into kristi once and she was like 'yo me and pep are gonna get big gulps, you in? and i was like, Shit yea bitch, let me bring rory bushfeild and hibbert, cause were really tight' -Mikael420


*NWFT*


one time i was at the bedtime and i tried to open the broccoli but i couldnt because inside was the conundrum - destroy (in response to the crack addict thread)



ANNA DO YOU FLIPPIN HOMEWORK OR ILL COME OVER THERE WITH MY GENUINE ATTITUDE ADJUSTER AND START ADJUSTING SOME ATTITUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - jomama0005
Dec 6 2004 9:19PM
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
Guys they are fucking jokes, with your alls lack of a sense of h umor you guys will be lucky to get laid. Get the fucking stick out of your asses.
Dec 6 2004 9:22PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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^word to that.
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A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.
Dec 6 2004 9:24PM
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Doghouse
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dude its like making a joke about a black person, not cool, but your sense of humor is so fucking unmatched that obviously making jokes about women is totally cool.



“Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain’t it, and you know it was like amazing.� -Ali G
Dec 6 2004 9:28PM
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Doghouse
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 21
oh yeah and not being a shovanist and having respect for women is all the hard too



“Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain’t it, and you know it was like amazing.� -Ali G
Dec 6 2004 9:29PM
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[~_~]
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Peanut Butter...and that's all I gots to say.
AK BC SESH
Dec 7 2004 1:58AM
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bcboy
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Why did the woman cross the road ?


To get to the kitchen on the other sde!

Steeze its whats for dinnner



Dec 7 2004 6:20AM
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FLGators0621
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how many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none slap her and tell her to get back to work!
Dec 7 2004 8:44AM
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NickMartini
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hahah



-Nick Martini
Stept Productions
go buy 'to whom it may concern'
Liberty skis
So what?..... So lets dance!
Dec 7 2004 9:03AM
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dspin7x
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Jiboregon jokes about black people are funny too....after all they are only JOKES! Not actual facts or statements on how I feel about blacks and women. Besides I find jokes about white guys funny too, lighten up a bit man. Everyone knows its a joke and no one(except atlantaski) actually believes the jokes about black people
Dec 7 2004 12:19PM
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soup
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how many women rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb?
none they cant change a thing


that is the best one by far so far. so fucking funny.
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Dec 7 2004 5:37PM
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proZach
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i love racist jokes, sexist jokes, ageist jokes, religious jokes.

keyword is jokes. idiots.
(zach)









free xbox?or an iPod?
Dec 7 2004 6:03PM
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Dani*
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This thread is weird...
Dec 7 2004 6:17PM
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rhcp
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^just like a raging bulldike
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Dec 7 2004 6:45PM
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skiierman
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^ Don't you mean a dikebull?







----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Dec 7 2004 6:50PM
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Doghouse
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yeah the fact is you'd never make a woman joke in front of a woman, or a black joke in front of a black person, etc etc etc, but i guess the internet is fair game. whatever dude



“Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain’t it, and you know it was like amazing.� -Ali G
Dec 7 2004 7:18PM
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drewsmom
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actually i have made a black joke in front of a black person, a jew joke in front of a jew and a bitch joke in front of a bitch....so what size spoon do you want?
Dec 7 2004 8:29PM
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rhcp
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jiboregon, shut the fuck up. its a joke. ive said women jokes in front of women, black jokes with black people, jewish jokes in front of jewish people and white jokes with me and my friends. none were offended.
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Dec 7 2004 9:03PM
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Capurnicus
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HHAHAHAHA i love it

- Patrick·patproductions.com
Looks like rain to me.
Dec 7 2004 9:03PM
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proZach
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i know a lot of jewish kids at school because a lot of them are on running and some are in the jazz band. some of them can take the jewish jokes, some cant, for some reason. i guess its who you are, and if you know people are just messing around. some people just cant take a joke.
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free xbox?or an iPod?
Dec 7 2004 9:16PM
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ski_Crystal
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i am a girl and i ski, so a guy i know made this joke up for me:

when should women be allowed to ski?
When there's snow between the kitchen and my bedroom


needless to say, i was deeply moved by his thoughtfulness to make up a joke especially for me

~-~NWFT~-~

*Kirsten*


start smoking crack. It'll probably be better for you, and you won't need alcohol anymore - Melvs
Dec 7 2004 9:23PM
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Doghouse
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obviously i can take a fucking joke. im just calling a spade a spade, ignorant fucks will be ignroant fucks. enjoy



“Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain’t it, and you know it was like amazing.� -Ali G
Dec 7 2004 9:27PM
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