Where do i start,
Why is your coat so long?
You ski? Freeskiiing? What's that? Do you ski with one ski?
Why are your pants so baggy?
What's wrong with your boots (full tilt with tongue out, not put on yet)?
Why do u sit on your skis instead of race tuck?
Don't the rails hurt your skis?
Why are the tips of your skis turned up?
Are you as good as Shaun White?
Don't the tow ropes destroy your gloves? *yes* Then why do you use them?
Why are your poles so short? *THE RENTAL DEPARTMENT IS OVER THERE, TELL THEM YOU WANT POLES THAT FIT
Isn't skiing backwards dangerous?