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S.M.G
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I got an amazon gift card for christmas and I'm not quite sure what to do with it. I wanna get one of these fisheye lens clips for my iPhone...other than that, does anyone know of any cool shit on amazon? what should I get? no dildos.
Dec 25 2013 4:13PM
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erikK
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i honestly rather get a dildo than a fucking fish eye lens attachment for an iphone
Dec 25 2013 4:15PM
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S.M.G
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do they make dildo iphone attachments??? that would be choice
Dec 25 2013 4:17PM
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1337
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i honestly rather get a dildo fucking than a fish eye lens attachment for an iphone
Dec 25 2013 4:17PM
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louie.mirags
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Coconut oil and single source coffee
Dec 25 2013 4:23PM
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MilaKunis
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If they do just give me your number and I'll call you whenever you want.
Dec 25 2013 4:25PM
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Benson.
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NO DILDOS?!?!? WHY THE FUCK NOT?!?!?
Dec 25 2013 4:25PM
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-MK-
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Dildos
Dec 25 2013 4:27PM
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S.M.G
Posts: 446 - Karma: 1,448
I'll make sure it's on vibrate

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Dec 25 2013 4:37PM
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cheener12
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iphone clips are all the rage now

Dec 25 2013 4:39PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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what this thread is

OP didnt even say how much the giftcard was, this thread is pointless.
Dec 25 2013 4:43PM
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S.M.G
Posts: 446 - Karma: 1,448
do it Byron. You won't.
Dec 25 2013 4:48PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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I'm buying snow pants (I dont own my own pair) with the 60 bucks in gift cards I got. Stoked.
Dec 25 2013 4:49PM
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SFB
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i saw that you said no dildos, but your only option is dildos.
Dec 25 2013 4:49PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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this is OP, she loves dildos.

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Dec 25 2013 4:55PM
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SFB
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who doesnt?
Dec 25 2013 4:56PM
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Benson.
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Certainly not me, I love 'em. ALL DILDO ERRYTHANG
Dec 25 2013 5:04PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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If you dont love dildos you just arent a real human
Dec 25 2013 5:07PM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,328
here you go op, it's a little small but should do the trick

http://www.amazon.com/Thomas-Thick-Ejaculating-Inch-Dildo/dp/B00GWTBT4E/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1388010338&sr=8-3&keywords=dildo

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Dec 25 2013 5:28PM
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erikK
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found a 12 incher, doesn't jizz though

http://www.amazon.com/Deep-Dickin-Derek-Dildo-Suction/dp/B00GOTUMNQ/ref=sr_1_16?ie=UTF8&qid=1388010338&sr=8-16&keywords=dildo
Dec 25 2013 5:29PM
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S.M.G
Posts: 446 - Karma: 1,448
serious questions, what is the need for an ejaculating dildo? what if it finishes first? What if it falls asleep right after? then what? ALL YOU MEN ARE THE SAME
Dec 25 2013 5:32PM
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Mr.Sloth
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i giggled
Dec 25 2013 5:35PM
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erikK
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apart from the jizz acting as a coolant for you, if it didn't know when to stop you'd be left as a bloody pulpy mush after each session

or is that what you're going for? i'm sure the second item i posted would do the trick for you in that case
Dec 25 2013 5:41PM
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Snowtorious_BIG
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Dec 25 2013 5:46PM
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Pitolairas
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Armada Anchorage Ski Bag!
Dec 25 2013 5:48PM
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byubound
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I dont know why I watched this so many times.
Dec 25 2013 5:49PM
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skiierman
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Get a piece of rubber art in a phallic form that represents the struggle of women and the sudden burst of enjoyment reached once women realized they could jack themselves off.
Dec 25 2013 6:35PM
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GuacamoleMane
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shit op i also received an amazon gift card. Does that make us soul mates?
Dec 25 2013 6:46PM
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PeppermillReno
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Well, there are very useful fake penis's that aren't exactly dildos but are made for cheating drug tests and putting clean piss in.


Not that I would ever cheat on a drug test mind you.
Dec 25 2013 6:59PM
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PeppermillReno
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BTW I too have a dilemma of what to purchase with an amazon gift card OP.  I will also be leaving home and driving across the country shortly and since I live in hotels in the winter and don't like ordering stuff to a hotel, I might be waiting until April or so to use it.
Dec 25 2013 7:00PM
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Captain_Slow
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Received a $50 giftcard as well... That ski bag posted above sounds good
Dec 25 2013 7:26PM
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RusselCrowe
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Yea my uncle gets me one every christmas and have come to love them just ordered one of these for cheap


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Dec 25 2013 7:27PM
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Bart.Man
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Send it to me and for that small fee you can make like my signature and "DO" the Bart.Man ;)
Dec 25 2013 7:33PM
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S.M.G
Posts: 446 - Karma: 1,448
thats ingenius...i wonder if they make drug test pussy pissers
Dec 25 2013 7:39PM
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RusselCrowe
Posts: 367 - Karma: 1,111
one more reason i love the gift cards. im getting back into n64 so im gonna start getting more games already got ocarina of time, tony hawk pro skater 2 and 3 and others for less than $20
Dec 25 2013 7:50PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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this thread brings jolly christmas lolz. good thread. would read again.

buy one of those little remote control helicopters.
Dec 25 2013 7:53PM
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TechnoPotamus
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after a lot of thought and careful consideration of all options, my vote definitely goes to an iPhone dildo attachment.
Dec 25 2013 7:55PM
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humpty
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http://www.amazon.com/Jesus-Light-Mini-Flashlights-Rope/dp/B005DS5VQ2/ref=sr_1_13?ie=UTF8&qid=1388020148&sr=8-13&keywords=oriental+trading+company

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Dec 25 2013 8:09PM
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-MK-
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Buy a "pretty" dildo ;)
Dec 25 2013 8:19PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,297
The one review is fucking lolz:

"Simply terrible. First of all, it only comes in white. -10 points for realism. Then, Mr. Thick claims that you can fill the penis with any liquid you choose. WRONG. The mercury I used got stuck in the urethra. Unbelievable. My grandpa has seen some dick in his day, and he is also thoroughly disappointed."
Dec 25 2013 8:37PM
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esotericjive
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I also was in this predicament. I bought outdoor tech earbuds and a shitton of big bambu papers
Dec 25 2013 9:18PM
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GuacamoleMane
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always a good option http://www.amazon.com/Cold-Steel-Katana-Handle-Scabbard/dp/B000Q9GCTI/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1388024781&sr=8-5&keywords=katana
Dec 25 2013 9:27PM
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Wallisch_pl
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I've been waiting to post my rant about amazon and I'm going to now.

So anyone notice those stupid fucking amazon commercial trying to bash the iPad? and how fucking stupid it looks? First of all, no one uses their iPad in broadfucking daylight, no one gives a fuck that the Kindle can do that, why are they fucking trying to compare the iPad to the Kindle considering Kindle is to reading as a iPad is to entertainment. Apple doesn't need to make childish commercials back simply because Apple > Amazon for so many fucking reasons, same with microsoft, trying to compare a device with 2 times more screen display is fucking retarded, yes, it is smaller there fore it probably should be lighter, who gives a fuck. IN the outside commercial it's also obvious that the iPad's screen brightness is on the lowest whilst the kindle water is on the highest setting. fuck you amazon

tl;dr fuck you Amazon
Dec 25 2013 9:59PM
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Aidan-G
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Can I buy mute Nigerian slave laborers on amazon and how many can I get for $35.61?
Dec 25 2013 10:08PM
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act.resist
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how about no
Dec 25 2013 10:09PM
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Phil-X-
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companies like nokia are fucking retarded, really? Apple copied you with the 5c because of color?
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apple was doing color before colored polys even became popular.

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Dont go after apple regarding their products, chances are they are doing it better then you and have a much much more loyal costumer fan base.








but I also got an amazon gift card for christmas... aw yis.
Dec 25 2013 10:09PM
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skiierman
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I don't see how that's necessary unless the officer is looking up your snatch as you piss. You'd probably only need a hose and bag.
Dec 25 2013 10:46PM
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Wallisch_pl
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and the funny thing is, all these companies are only bashing Apple, goes to show how much of a shit company theirs is.

the media people hired by these companies should be fired on the spot and replaced with professionals that don't act like 5th graders by insulting each other
Dec 25 2013 10:53PM
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cornholio
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you can buy anything on amazon. just wait until you need something then go get it


they sell dildos too
Dec 26 2013 2:15AM
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