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"8 Best Chair lift charmers"

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galardogod
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 5,209
http://freeskier.com/nibblets/8-chairlift-charmers-holidays Really freeskier? But lets hear your best on hill Pickup lines.
Dec 24 2013 11:20AM
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galardogod
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 5,209
Oh and to start "if you lip slide my rail i'll nose press your box"
Dec 24 2013 11:21AM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3004 - Karma: 17,069
Freeskier sucks.
Dec 24 2013 11:26AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Do you need anymore proof that Freeskier is so desperate (on the verge of bankruptcy) that they're now sinking to levels only known to supermarket rags like TMZ?
Dec 24 2013 11:43AM
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razors-chaz
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 1,250
Freeskier is like fucking buzzfeed right now. What is it with web people and thinking that nobody can read an article anymore an that it has to be lists of things separated with stupid pictures and memes.
Dec 24 2013 11:59AM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1843 - Karma: 1,917
I'm a pro
Dec 24 2013 12:07PM
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slav_slayer
Posts: 476 - Karma: 1,821
I usually start with "Ski here often?"
Dec 24 2013 12:18PM
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histonskiah
Posts: 467 - Karma: 1,834
Nice Moguls
Dec 24 2013 12:32PM
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Agamemnon
Posts: 310 - Karma: 3,402
I like to look them straight in the eye, and just say things like 'doughnuts' or 'slippers' and gauge their reaction.
Dec 24 2013 12:43PM
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raull
Posts: 384 - Karma: 2,232
Theres never hot girl at my mountain, or if there are you cant see their faces or bodies usually so picking up chicks on the lift is probably THE WORST place to do it.
Dec 24 2013 1:57PM
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raymondcabral
Posts: 747 - Karma: 1,094
THIS.


Or they're annoying racers
Dec 24 2013 3:03PM
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Snowtorious_BIG
Posts: 659 - Karma: 1,467
This just made me rethink how I spend my time on the internet...
Dec 24 2013 3:07PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13083 - Karma: 18,720
I dunno, I always found the best started to be: "how is your day going?" No matter what they answer, just act super stoked. They might remember you in the lodge. I even got a number from asking if she was interesting in hiking in the back country.
Dec 24 2013 5:49PM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,943
What is this? Buzzfeed?
Dec 24 2013 6:38PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
freeskier is garbage
Dec 24 2013 6:39PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1843 - Karma: 1,917
This is so true. On the chair I always say how's your day? Where have you been skiing? I'll take you to a stash.
Even in the bar a hey how's it going or even what's up are better than grinding on her ass like a caveman.
Dec 24 2013 7:01PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37386 - Karma: 120,076
lol freeskier. b-b-but they have cool pix!
Dec 24 2013 7:03PM
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Merrrick
Posts: 529 - Karma: 717
Can I pee in your butt?
Dec 24 2013 9:49PM
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Stickthelanding8
Posts: 262 - Karma: 1,046
Hey I think I left that blowjob at your house can I come get it?....
Dec 25 2013 2:47PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1843 - Karma: 1,917
Haha And how does that work for you?
Dec 25 2013 6:33PM
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kohlblaze603
Posts: 35 - Karma: 547
if your tits don't stop staring at my eyes ill be forced to try a cheese pickup line on you from freakier magazine
Dec 25 2013 6:51PM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
Ayy gurl lemme straightline yo chute.
Dec 25 2013 7:06PM
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