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Worst Christmas Present

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Patagucci
Posts: 9 - Karma: 506
What is the worst christmas present you could get?
Dec 24 2013 10:54AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
As long as someone took the time and thought about me when getting presents, I'm happy. Who gives a shit what you get you ungrateful cocksucker
Dec 24 2013 10:56AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
another 1/4 zip sweater. Grandma, I've never worn even one of these once, please stop.
Dec 24 2013 10:56AM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
Op's mom.


first for bishop
Dec 24 2013 10:56AM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,806
I'm sure your gf will wear it around the house....naked underneath. Merry Christmas!!!
Dec 24 2013 11:11AM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
i bet the kids will love that! :P
Dec 24 2013 11:13AM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,806
Hey hey now, I'm sure she isn't inappropriate!!




My worst Xmas gift was an alarm clock from my mom. When I was in high school. An obvious message. Thanks Ma.
Dec 24 2013 11:16AM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
mine would definitely be the kindle my bf got me last year....after i told him i liked "real" books and probably the box of bacon he got me as well.
Dec 24 2013 11:18AM
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7-11_Slurpee
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 1,552
A carton of cigarettes
Dec 24 2013 11:20AM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,179
Yep, it's about giving rather than receiving. If you get something be thankful about it.
Dec 24 2013 11:25AM
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SapperDaddy
Posts: 191 - Karma: 1,168
Being in Afghanistan for Christmas. Id kill for a damn 1/4 sweater out here and OP's mom.
Dec 24 2013 11:45AM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
AIDS, id be pretty bummed if i got that for christmas
Dec 24 2013 11:53AM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 17,208
Send OP's mom to Afghanistan!
Dec 24 2013 12:01PM
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SkierPT
Posts: 2199 - Karma: 4,830
The joke is always socks but I like getting some nice new fresh socks
Dec 24 2013 12:08PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
shit, literal shit
Dec 24 2013 12:10PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,638
Someone gave me wrapping paper for christmas.


I'm not even talking about a new roll. They took the wrapping paper from previous gifts, flattened it out, and wrapped it up.
Dec 24 2013 12:30PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
I really fucked up...


Dec 24 2013 1:10PM
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turnup
Posts: 36 - Karma: 33
nicely wrapped packages of shit
Dec 24 2013 1:12PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
well let's see...my brother started texting me about what a horrible person I am and what a shitty aunt I am at about 3:45AM this morning...it continued until my battery died at 9:30.
Dec 24 2013 1:15PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
I know you're a good person! The Cabela's gift card you sent me last year after I didnt get anything from secret santa was an awesome gesture!
Dec 24 2013 1:21PM
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slav_slayer
Posts: 476 - Karma: 1,821
Gifts we've given? because last Christmas i gave you my heart
Dec 24 2013 1:22PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,346
The very next day you gave it away
Dec 24 2013 1:28PM
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Filet-O-Fish
Posts: 866 - Karma: 4,038
This year, to save me from tears
Dec 24 2013 1:33PM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
we have a ugly as shit sweater that gets regifted around my extended family every year. its awesome to get because its a joke but its probably the worst gift i have ever gotten because it looks like shit, smells old and musty, and never gets worn
Dec 24 2013 1:33PM
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Jewschoolers
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 1,142
ill give it to someone special
Dec 24 2013 1:35PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
Posts: 1128 - Karma: 230
I got a rock.
Dec 24 2013 1:39PM
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J-T
Posts: 269 - Karma: 697
Once bitten and twiiiice shy...
Dec 24 2013 1:40PM
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Filet-O-Fish
Posts: 866 - Karma: 4,038
Damn you ruined it
Dec 24 2013 1:49PM
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SOSA69
Posts: 265 - Karma: 185
Black velvet dildo
Dec 24 2013 2:31PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
My uncle got me a Nickel Back album once.
Dec 24 2013 2:33PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
I take back my first post, thats bad hahahaha
Dec 24 2013 2:48PM
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,467
A box of bacon? Are you kidding best present ever.
Dec 24 2013 3:17PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8593 - Karma: 8,600
my mom got me a fucking WinRar License.
Dec 24 2013 3:39PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37521 - Karma: 121,455
my grandmas a cheap piece of shit and gave me a used broken toaster for Xmas last year. she bought herself a fuckin mink coat this year for her cunty ass. whatever, I'm past the gift BS anyways. I'm all about these few weeks I get off to ski
Dec 24 2013 3:42PM
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Thadius.Castle
Posts: 1436 - Karma: 250
I bet you were in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
Dec 24 2013 3:45PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
Used to be socks but now I love getting socks.
Dec 24 2013 3:53PM
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Fun_dip
Posts: 2623 - Karma: 913
A medium women's sweater from my uncle who also spelled my name wrong.
Dec 24 2013 4:00PM
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raymondcabral
Posts: 747 - Karma: 1,094
Socks are the shit, I know someone who asks for them.
Dec 24 2013 4:00PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
Any piece of clothing from a relative. Let's be honest, they just don't know what I like and they should never try to buy clothing. No Mom, I haven't worn a small in 5 years, but I appreciate the sentiment.
Dec 24 2013 4:13PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8593 - Karma: 8,600
so true jeesh
Dec 24 2013 4:40PM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
The best of nickelback

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Dec 24 2013 4:52PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37521 - Karma: 121,455
photograph on repeat all day
Dec 24 2013 5:41PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
I received a stick as a present one year because I was bad
Dec 24 2013 5:47PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
I haven't gotten any bad Christmas presents because my family and friends aren't dicks and I'm also not an ungrateful piece of shit.
Dec 24 2013 6:24PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13106 - Karma: 18,907
My little brother once got me a dress shirt from where he worked. Told me to dress less like a slob. I should of got him coal.
Thankfully my mother put him back in his place and he later apologized.
Dec 24 2013 6:28PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,663
Socks are theeeeeee shiiiet
Dec 24 2013 6:29PM
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Daliamarijona
Posts: 24 - Karma: -86
I got a DVD once .. But it's ok cause next Christmas I got maaaad socks
Dec 24 2013 8:03PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
I fucking LOOOOOOOOOVE getting socks for Christmas, the more the better.
Dec 24 2013 8:18PM
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slav_slayer
Posts: 476 - Karma: 1,821
This. Im dying right now.
Dec 24 2013 8:53PM
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Bagina
Posts: 849 - Karma: 2,888
Idk if I'm the only one but I hate getting money for Christmas, I get that they want me to have what I want but creates no centimental value for me. I'd rather have a bunch of small presents over 1 lonesome amount of money. Probably just me.
Dec 24 2013 9:05PM
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Plankton
Posts: 3226 - Karma: 6,840
when i was a little kid i hated getting clothes for christmas, and now when i think about what i want it is all clothes
Dec 24 2013 9:16PM
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