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Oh jesus not more jesus humor

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asac
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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Future Canadian
Dec 6 2004 4:10PM
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Pklink04
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who ever drew that is goin to hell



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Dec 6 2004 4:12PM
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Apple
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AAHAHAHAH thats the worst joke iv ever seen!! i love it!! ... im going to go to hell... i know it..

-Thom Savery

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'I hope you get hit by a neon'
Dec 6 2004 4:17PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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at least jesus got nailed bere he died...
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Dec 6 2004 4:25PM
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DAMICO
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ya...thats not funny

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Dec 6 2004 4:26PM
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PFD
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^ that made me chock i laughed so hard...
Dec 6 2004 4:27PM
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El.Capitan
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HAHAHAHA not funny
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Dec 6 2004 4:28PM
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Dr.Dealgood
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e-sarcasm, how hilarious.

I think its funny.
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Dec 6 2004 4:30PM
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rhcp
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and asac is the type of person that is offended by canadians calling americans idiots
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Dec 6 2004 5:26PM
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dspin7x
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Hahahahah considering jesus and god arent real I find that really funny. Hell if he was real thatd be even more funny
Dec 6 2004 5:38PM
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asac
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dude i don't fucking care if you call americans idiots. i know for a fact at least half of us aren't.





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Future Canadian
Dec 6 2004 6:39PM
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SkiBumDreams
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hey guess what canadians are americans too!!!! that was so sacreligious but oh so funny
Dec 6 2004 6:42PM
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guddgulf17
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dumb. how does a mathematician solve a constipation problem?

he works it out with a pencil
when i was 2 my parents put me on a pair of sticks.....i have been running wild ever since.
Dec 6 2004 6:48PM
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Boards
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skibumdreams shut up

and that shit is mad funny. and one known as jesus christ did walk the earth, so don;t say he did not exist. he is documented.
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Dec 6 2004 6:51PM
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Jasmine
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look at all the guys behind him, they're lookin so PO'd



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arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly
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Dec 6 2004 6:59PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

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Dec 6 2004 7:01PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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HAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD I LOVE RELIGIOUS JOKES. DEREK ALMOST MADE ME PASS OUT FROM LAUGHING

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real stuff is better than stuff on a screen, porn to sex, skiing to ns
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JC, TMC, S3p, WCJF

i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls
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Dec 6 2004 7:41PM
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lineskier10
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dspin7x your a moron, im jewish and i know that jesus was real, its a proven fact that he existed, it just depends on your beliefs whether you believe he was the messiah or not
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Dec 6 2004 7:53PM
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Spam_Man_1500
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hahahahahahaha

Jesus pick up line:
'Can I nail you to a cross?'
'no'
'Then can I nail you in bed?'
Dec 6 2004 8:04PM
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Swirly999
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dude thats sooo funny



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Dec 6 2004 8:05PM
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Von
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that was so beautiful i loved the part in the passion were jesus told all those funny jokes on the cross. not



eggs and bacon double steezy if you pleezy



you know when you see a bum and he tells you he's Jesus he probobly is so give him some cash all right



Dec 6 2004 8:19PM
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Doghouse
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whats the worst way to spend easter?


nailed to a cross



“Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain’t it, and you know it was like amazing.� -Ali G
Dec 6 2004 8:38PM
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