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Going to US of A this coming March. What do?

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Bateman
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enlighten me.
Dec 23 2013 1:41PM
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GayWolf420
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enjoy our free healthcare
Dec 23 2013 1:43PM
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DockEllis
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Drink Budweiser and go shoot some guns, duh.

Really though, what part of the US are you headed to?
Dec 23 2013 1:44PM
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Bateman
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Oh fuck, how did i miss this, - I'm off to NY. What to do in new york is the question.
Dec 23 2013 1:46PM
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turnup
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smoke weed, 420 blaze it!
Dec 23 2013 1:47PM
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TNORTS
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Go to the city. Do the touristy shit like visit times square, go to museums, etc.
Dec 23 2013 1:49PM
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walterson
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krokodil if you can stop in kansas
Dec 23 2013 1:49PM
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Bateman
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pff, that's a given. I want the other, not-so-standard stuff that you, as americans still know is sick. LIke your favorite restaurant, or (ive never been to america) to taste your favorite chocolate bar.
Dec 23 2013 1:51PM
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speedin
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Must eat steak at Peter Luger's.

Dec 23 2013 1:55PM
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Aidan-G
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Call it Hymie Town. That way you can fit in with the locals
Dec 23 2013 2:06PM
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Ski_the_east01
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get yourself an authentic new york slice

Dec 23 2013 2:13PM
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steezyjibber
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new york is a big state my friend. please tell us where you will be residing in new york.
Dec 23 2013 2:16PM
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Bateman
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hotel is supposedly near Time's Square.
Dec 23 2013 2:18PM
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steezyjibber
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tour the Brooklyn Brewery if you're 21
Dec 23 2013 2:23PM
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TheClap.
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Wanna like hangout?
Dec 23 2013 2:24PM
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Bateman
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we could touch wieners.
Dec 23 2013 2:25PM
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TheClap.
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Sword fight

If you are going to be in the city doe, you have to try this one "chicken n rice" corner place, with the red n white sauce, world famous, you will wait n line bit it will be well worth it. And it's only open from like 6p-4aor some shit like that.

Let me find you the street it's on.. or does anyone know it?
Dec 23 2013 2:31PM
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Kitzrow
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Are you of age? Hit up Output in Brooklyn if you want to party.


Dec 23 2013 2:35PM
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Bateman
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old enough here, - not over there. what's with your drinking laws, guys? :(
Dec 23 2013 2:36PM
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TheClap.
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Bateman
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Turkelton
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Dec 23 2013 3:02PM
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MAvallon
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where are you comming from
Dec 23 2013 3:06PM
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broto
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visit the finger lakes if you make it "upstate". they are awesome in the summer. i live right near syracuse you could come chill with me
Dec 23 2013 3:08PM
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Bateman
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the far, far north


na, norway.
Dec 23 2013 3:17PM
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whoa-dere
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Play the knockout game
Dec 23 2013 3:26PM
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Bateman
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can you fish there? that'd be sick.
Dec 23 2013 3:28PM
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broto
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sure can. my grandparents have a small camp on skaneatalas.

http://www.fingerlakes.com/activities/fishing
Dec 23 2013 3:30PM
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987321654hgfd
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Dec 23 2013 3:33PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Visit our great cities of detroit, baltimore, washington d.c., newark, snd new orleans.
Dec 23 2013 3:38PM
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Bateman
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no thanks i don't feel like getting shot and i heard the healthcare over there isn't all too welcoming.
Dec 23 2013 3:39PM
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GayWolf420
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its a stones throw away from windsor, and i hear they have some great titty bars.
Dec 23 2013 3:40PM
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k-rob
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yeah just try not to get shot or arrested or robbed, try to blend in
Dec 23 2013 3:42PM
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El_Barto.
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Get arrested, be a victim of a random shooting and then get sued
Dec 23 2013 3:58PM
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Bateman
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im having second thoughts here.
Dec 23 2013 4:03PM
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MAvallon
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Broto doesnt shower , dont hang out with him
Dec 23 2013 4:03PM
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broto
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hey man i took one this morning. i may have clogged the shower drain with grease but that's not important
Dec 23 2013 4:07PM
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XtRemE11
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NYC kinda sucks, i stayed with my friend there for 3 days last summer and was bored out of my mind after day 1. the museums and sight seeing stuff is cool and all, but past that, meh.

as far as cool shit to do in America, shooting guns is a given, I've taken Japanese and French exchange students, a kid from Norway, and a couple kids from Canada shooting on separate occasions, to my redneck friends house. he's got the most badass collection of guns, plus dirtbikes, stuff to blow up, beater cars to take off his dirtbike jumps, etc.. and each of them thought it was the coolest shit ever. so find some rednecks and hang out, you'll have fun.

other than that, cant help you with NY
Dec 23 2013 4:09PM
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Bateman
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TL;DR, Find redneck, commit hate-crimes.


cool, cool
Dec 23 2013 4:18PM
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Mag
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Don't forget to not have a gun and get shot and then raped by the cops
Dec 23 2013 4:31PM
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Bateman
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ah, how could i forget the mandatory police rape.
Dec 23 2013 4:33PM
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Huck_Norris
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When Jane6 came here from Sweden, I packed about as much USofA into the few days we had.

Strip Club (she had never been, wtf?!?)
Steamed Cheeseburgers @ Ted's
Almost dying on the highway because of a Jersey asshole in a bimmer
Motorcycle rally
Outdoor concert @ said rally
Baconfest
Poked the smots


I know I'm forgetting stuff but that was the basic deal. I suggest you do the same



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yourthemannowdog
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Almost any restaurant in NYC that isn't in the tourist traps will be amazing. It may sound touristy, but visit the MOMA, the MET, the Guggenheim Museum, and Museum of Natural History. Those museums are sure to impress
Dec 23 2013 4:49PM
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yourthemannowdog
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Also, hit up the Cloisters. Another great one
Dec 23 2013 4:50PM
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Olimar
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cant give you any restaurants off the top of my head, but if you are thinking of dining out one night, pm me/post here your options and Ill help you make a decision. As for the chocolate: Hershey's. Just experiment with all the different things they have. Like Reese's cups, Kit-Kat bars, Cookies and Cream, etc etc. You will probably say it sucks just because everyone not from America thinks it sucks, but personally I dont think you should compare hershey's chocolate to european chocolates. It just has a completely different taste. I love them both, but in different ways.
Dec 23 2013 4:52PM
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JAHpow
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Take a boat trip around the city at night. The lights are incredible.
Dec 23 2013 4:55PM
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987321654hgfd
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Went there with my English class back in high school. I would definitely also recommend going there.
Dec 23 2013 4:56PM
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Bateman
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solid stuff guys, solid stuff^
Dec 23 2013 5:04PM
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Mag
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When I was younger this girl brought back Hershey's, I thought it was the best thing in the world, then when they started selling it all here I realized it sucked, no offense. Kitkats are good though, didn't realize they were American.
Dec 23 2013 5:04PM
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-benedetto
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That's great.

Hit up The Stand. It's a comedy club downtown that is always hilarious and it's a small setting. Or look up other shows in town on ticketmaster.com or google. Sure to find something you'll be in too

I don't understand the museum aspect because that doesn't really represent NY so I could see not wanting to waste time there..
Dec 23 2013 5:09PM
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Bateman
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dude that reminds me! i have to get tickets for the book of mormon.
Dec 23 2013 5:31PM
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