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ohmyglob8
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a question that came about while reading through the Lol snowboarders thread, what is NS's opinion as to the right time when hitting a woman is acceptable? Such as if she was way out of line and talking rudely to you, or if she had hit you already.

My opinion is that if any woman punches you hard 3-5 times in the face then you should have the right to fight back and knock her thirsty ass on the ground. The only problem is the whole womens rights bull shit that comes with this.

So again NS whats ur take on it?
Dec 22 2013 9:17PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Spoiler alert: OP is actually a girl and I filled a pillow case full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of her
Dec 22 2013 9:20PM
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jordangaebel
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Yeah basically the typical average joe would try to fuck you up instead. Even if they were beating on you.. its kind of funny..

but honestly if they were to ever touch me id slap the shit out of them... hey they fucking want equality lets give some to them... Put them in there fucking place.
Dec 22 2013 9:21PM
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BROLF
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The other thread had nothing to do with hitting girls, some dumb girl thought the guy hit the girl, but he didn't at all. She was just in the way of the fight.
Dec 22 2013 9:21PM
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Mr.Sloth
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It's hard to think of a worse thread topic
Dec 22 2013 9:22PM
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casual
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So, what I'm hearing OP is that you have pent up rage towards women due to your inadequacy issues and the resultant sexual rejection, so you're fantasizing about when it would be "ok" for you to beat up a woman.

Sick thread, brah.
Dec 22 2013 9:24PM
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ohmyglob8
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how about why being muslim is better than being christian?
Dec 22 2013 9:24PM
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Twinjibber77
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this
Dec 22 2013 9:25PM
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Dr.Dickless
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I always follow the rule of thumb
Dec 22 2013 9:31PM
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act.resist
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when a bitch b talkin atchu like she know what up thats when u smack da bitch. put that hoe in her place cuz she don know shit
Dec 22 2013 9:34PM
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Shredsterr
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When's the right time to taze a woman in the billy bojangles?
Dec 22 2013 9:40PM
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jordangaebel
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ive read like 3-4 posts of yours and idk why but ive been laughing my bingy nickers off!
Dec 22 2013 9:42PM
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derb.
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Dec 22 2013 9:43PM
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ohmyglob8
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id say if a woman pulls a knife on u, can def taze her
Dec 22 2013 9:45PM
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GayWolf420
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lol stand up guy right here, you and OP should team up on a national campaign to beat women
Dec 22 2013 9:48PM
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Drail
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No, not really. Unless you're a little kid and you're getting beat by an adult woman there isn't really an excuse to fight back. If a woman has hit you in the face 3-5 times, I'm sorry but you lost already my friend. You're almost always going to be bigger and stronger, with a longer reach than a woman - stop her from hitting you in the first place.

There's a difference between taking a hit/hitting back and blocking the hit in the first place. A woman goes to punch you in the face? stop her from punching you in the face. Odds are you can just grab her fist as it's coming in. I mean, at most you should just pin her on the ground and she'll get the point that she can't win the fight with physical strength.

Kinda goes with the whole "bitches be crazy" thing. They can't beat us physically so their only weapon is the mental game, and when people try to win a fight with words while they're all jacked up on emotions sometimes what they say isn't fully thought out and comes out a little scattered and nonsensical. We, the male, just write it off as crazy and consider their thoughts and emotions irrelevant, which just does more damage than good.

Best way to handle the situation is try to calmly talk her into cooling down, give her some time and space, but make yourself available to listen - even if she is still in a mental state where she's not thinking logically. Eventually things will settle down to the point that a rational conversation can be had and problems can be solved.


Of course, all of this goes out the window if she's a crack head who is looking for a fix and you piss her off or hold out on her. Good luck getting out of that one alive.
Dec 22 2013 10:28PM
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skiersupreme
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who has tazers?
Dec 22 2013 10:43PM
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iH8pow
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YOU DON'T EVER PUNCH A WOMAN.
you pour water on her
Dec 22 2013 10:43PM
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Bombogenesis
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I am Muslim so any time I want
Dec 22 2013 10:46PM
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iH8pow
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or salt her


huge +k and props to anyone who can teach me how to embed just selected time frame of a video. i need to learn.
Dec 22 2013 10:47PM
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Wallisch_pl
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tl;dr

simple solution: knock her the fuck out and drop her in the ocean
Dec 22 2013 10:50PM
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Avifarer
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Dec 22 2013 10:57PM
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Dr.Dealgood
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Wrong solution, child.

You kids need some manners.

Ladies can be crazy, there's no doubt about that. But if your solution is "deck her" you're about as uncreative and ape-like as they come.
Dec 22 2013 10:59PM
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GayWolf420
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lol is that what your quarter-of-a-million dollar dad does ?
Dec 22 2013 11:04PM
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PeppermillReno
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You can NEVER hit a woman with a closed fist.  Even if she comes at you with a knife.  I guess with certain women an open handed slap is OK.

The ratio of physical abuse can't be more than 10% the guy.  A woman can do 80% of the abusing and if the guy does 20% and hits her back hes in the wrong. 

With really violent chicks just defending yourself is going to get intense and can give her bruises.  So only with an open hand an I guess if a woman hits you 20 times and its hard and it hurts in that instance you can hit her back so long as you don't close your fist.


But remember anythings fair game for women, heels, nails, etc etc etc.



Dec 22 2013 11:36PM
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Dr.Dealgood
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I don't see a bibliography for your statistical break down of inter-gender assault acceptability.

Maybe that's just the relative Reno, NV rate.


Dec 22 2013 11:44PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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I'm against violence and I'll smack any hoe who isn't.
Dec 22 2013 11:53PM
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SFB
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its called a gif u lil siht.
Dec 23 2013 12:20AM
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iH8pow
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eat a dick, or go have some more powdered penises
Dec 23 2013 12:28AM
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PeppermillReno
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What the fuck?  What does any of this have to do with Reno?  Domestics aren't always a 1 way street usually both parties are guilty of assaulting each other.

I just offered my opinion on how much a guy can do without being a complete dirtbag.  Remember that I am not offering up some bullshit utopian ideas on the matter but rather am stating what I think is acceptable if a chick is coming after you with her high heels.







Dec 23 2013 12:36AM
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sweet_caroline
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Let's just all not hurt each other
Dec 23 2013 1:05AM
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S.M.G
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I'm probably gonna grow up and murder my husband because of this thread
Dec 23 2013 1:13AM
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Bagina
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Punch her tits off
Dec 23 2013 1:29AM
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Bogs
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Yep. The last few weeks have had the highest concentration of unbelievably shitty threads i've ever seen on ns. This certainly is one of them.
Dec 23 2013 1:57AM
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Bogs
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Yep. The last few weeks have had the highest concentration of unbelievably shitty threads i've ever seen on ns. This certainly is one of them.
Dec 23 2013 1:57AM
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Wallisch_pl
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Is this a thing now? I said it because it pretty required to get my point across
Dec 23 2013 2:01AM
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iH8pow
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Dec 23 2013 2:02AM
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GayWolf420
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you sounded like an idiot with that bullshit, it's like bragging your dad works for GM
Dec 23 2013 2:05AM
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