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What was the worst thing that happened to your balls while skiing

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HUnterreiter
Posts: 32 - Karma: 3,756
Let the public know your painful story
Dec 22 2013 4:54PM
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CRiP
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 482
your mom bit my sac one time on the gondola
Dec 22 2013 4:57PM
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jordangaebel
Posts: 365 - Karma: 92
i nut tapped your mom to hell.
Dec 22 2013 5:05PM
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t-the-east
Posts: 131 - Karma: 219
Shrinkage
Dec 22 2013 5:16PM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3003 - Karma: 16,947
arabian goggled your mom too hard in the lodge.
Dec 22 2013 5:18PM
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filipoio
Posts: 293 - Karma: 1,569
tall rail.
got my edge caught.
landed on my balls.
took a fronflip from my balls of the rail and landed on my back.
20 minutes of lying there in pain...
Dec 22 2013 5:19PM
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imakestickerz
Posts: 477 - Karma: 673
i sat on them when i was getting on the chair lift once. that got messy
Dec 22 2013 5:34PM
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caderobinson
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 4,770
How do you manage to do that?
Dec 22 2013 5:42PM
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raymondcabral
Posts: 747 - Karma: 1,094
One of em got stuck in your mothers bum hole
Dec 22 2013 5:44PM
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Merrrick
Posts: 529 - Karma: 717
knucking jumps
Dec 22 2013 7:22PM
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skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
my pants flew off in a quad attempt and my balls landed in a gapers mouth
Dec 22 2013 10:26PM
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boo10159
Posts: 270 - Karma: 137
Knuckled a jump at canyons a few years back and it felt like they hit the ground and got smashed under my skis.
Dec 22 2013 10:33PM
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SkiBum31
Posts: 81 - Karma: 58
When I met the flat part of a dfd rail my front foot slipped off and I somehow lunged forward and nailed my balls right on the end of the rail. Layed on the side of the trail for 10 minutes while my friends continued laughing at me.
Dec 22 2013 10:36PM
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special-J
Posts: 1572 - Karma: 4,477
I can definitely say that casing a large jump can provide just as much sack pain as nutting a rail.
Dec 23 2013 1:09AM
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270on420out
Posts: 7503 - Karma: 50,978
Nutted a fat tube towards the end of it. It also had a euro drop
Dec 23 2013 12:04PM
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cyberginger
Posts: 574 - Karma: 7,082
Tried to sw lip pictured rail
On ski went over, one ski didn't make it
Ballgrinder.
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Dec 23 2013 1:09PM
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,589
My balls are just too big, I have had multiple occasions where my massive balls get me into some sketchy situations, always tryna get me to hurt myself and shit
Dec 23 2013 1:10PM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
off a cliff. did a little flail manuever and one of my poles somehow got inbetween my legs. landed backseat and broke pole with balls/inside thigh. still have nightmares

never been the same
Dec 23 2013 1:48PM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
you see, when you get older, your balls drop. thus explaining the situatiuon
Dec 23 2013 3:51PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
I knuckled a jump really hard and one of my skis popped off and flew up into the nutsack.
Dec 23 2013 3:54PM
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