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Help me mess with a scammer

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DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
So some scammer from nigeria is trying to buy my gopro. I told him that I couldn't ship it and now hes saying he will pay me 90$ on top of the price to ship it( Thats over 200$ to get a broken gopro). What should I do to mess with this guy?
Dec 21 2013 12:20PM
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Hammyslapwagon
Posts: 1261 - Karma: 1,409
Mail him a box with a nicely wrapped piece of shit in it
Dec 21 2013 12:22PM
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humpty
Posts: 1190 - Karma: 3,162
say 500 firm and its a deal
Dec 21 2013 12:26PM
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CashmereCat
Posts: 2211 - Karma: 2,394
Make him pay first then ship it? If he's not a scammer then you make easy money.
Dec 21 2013 12:41PM
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DGski
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 2,328
It's a scam.

Check my threads OP this happened to me
Dec 21 2013 12:48PM
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Rusticles
Posts: 2180 - Karma: 1,337
I find the best way to fuck with scammers is to continue to e-mail them keeping their hopes up. I think they're just after brokerage fees, not too sure how it works
Dec 21 2013 1:03PM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
Send him a terd, mark the value of it to be like $5000 then laugh as he gets hit with a $500 duty fee for doody
Dec 21 2013 1:19PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
You're not getting any help until you eat your damn router.
Dec 21 2013 1:21PM
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DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
Thanks for the feedback, I'm going to try and reverse scam this guy.
Dec 21 2013 1:21PM
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roach1324
Posts: 215 - Karma: 331
i don't know if anyone saw this, but this is the ultimate in reverse scams.

Dec 21 2013 1:26PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
Eat your fucking router OP.
Dec 21 2013 1:33PM
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Agamemnon
Posts: 310 - Karma: 3,402
Eat it.
Dec 21 2013 1:37PM
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DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
I need to grind it up first, which is an impossible task since I dont have a blender.
Dec 21 2013 1:41PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT!
Dec 21 2013 1:50PM
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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
Just start chewing on it you fool. The journey of a thousand miles starts with the first step. Go to town on that thing, no blender required.
Dec 21 2013 1:53PM
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.squirrely.
Posts: 7563 - Karma: 7,546
buy a fucking blender then
Dec 21 2013 3:54PM
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raymondcabral
Posts: 747 - Karma: 1,094
pee in his butt
Dec 21 2013 4:22PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,299
this thread is now blenders.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Hamilton-Beach-Power-Elite-Multi-Function-Blender-Free-Shipping-New-/141143496772?pt=Small_Kitchen_Appliances_US&hash=item20dcced844

$30, free shipping, fuck it ill pitch 5.




Dec 21 2013 4:22PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
I'll pitch 10 if you post videos of you prepping and eating the router.

But if you if I pitch in and there's no videos, I'm asking for a permaban.
Dec 21 2013 9:51PM
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-WZ-
Posts: 3600 - Karma: 6,582
just buy a cheap blender
Do it OP
Dec 21 2013 10:22PM
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