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Gaper jumps through 10 panes of glass

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SimplyClean
Posts: 556 - Karma: 1,752
Wait for it...


Dec 18 2013 11:28PM
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NedStark
Posts: 112 - Karma: 634
Should have gotten a helmet with the spike on top of it.
Dec 18 2013 11:35PM
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Shredsterr
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Dec 18 2013 11:39PM
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JordanButtfart
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Dec 18 2013 11:50PM
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Black.Bird
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 684
In comes the "wrecking ball" remixes..
Dec 18 2013 11:54PM
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statuswhitegirl
Posts: 4058 - Karma: 883
someone make that a gif
Dec 18 2013 11:59PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
How much money did they spend to see some retard run into a piece of glass with cheap LAX equipment on?

Enough to feed 30 children clean water for two years.

Wow, they're such humanitarians. Fuck everyone. You're all pieces of shit.
Dec 19 2013 12:19AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,297
Gee wiz, thanks skiierman!!!
Dec 19 2013 12:26AM
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boozer
Posts: 521 - Karma: 35,622
wow... who is this asshole?
Dec 19 2013 12:28AM
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boozer
Posts: 521 - Karma: 35,622
nevermind, it took me less than a minute of ns browsing to discover that this is a regular thing
Dec 19 2013 12:36AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
lulz
Dec 19 2013 1:01AM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,328
wow good one!
Dec 19 2013 1:01AM
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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
Hahaha. I love how there's that brief second where time stops and he's plowed his neck into the glass and is bouncing backwards off the glass but it remains perfectly in tact, then it instantly shatters and he falls.
Dec 19 2013 1:21AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
says the kid who joined the site OVER 7 YEARS after myself. N00bs are blind to everything that has no impact on their n00b existence so I cannot fully blame you for being a complete fucking idiot. Get learned before you get run down by some LDS retard.
Dec 19 2013 1:30AM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
Posts: 315 - Karma: 765
Wow dude you've been using NS for 10 years! You're amazing!
Dec 19 2013 5:01AM
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sNaubi
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 2,357
Just for you <3
(I maed dis)

Dec 19 2013 8:17AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
10/10
Dec 19 2013 8:30AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Wow dude, you just joined last month! Amazing! It also appears that you've just discovered how to smoke weed! Congrats!
Dec 19 2013 9:08AM
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DockEllis
Posts: 1131 - Karma: 1,745
I guess this bro broke the shit out of his neck when he did this and is now trying to raise 100 grand in donations to pay for his medical bills. Probably should have had health insurance if you're going to be attempting ridiculous world records like this. Feel kind of bad for the guy for breaking his neck, bud damnit, that is one funny video.


"A former Cirque du Soleil acrobat broke his neck instead of a world record when he attempted to flip through 10 panes of glass. Jesus ‘Half Animal’ Villa, from Las Vegas, slammed head-first into the glass in July and has spent months in hospital recovering. The daredevil now hopes to raise $100,000 to help pay for his ‘ultimate comeback’. He already had a successful operation in July this year and but needs help with the costs which would also cover nursing and physical therapy.

Villa wrote on Fundrazr: ‘All I feel is pain, and remember what happened as it plays back in my mind. ‘I had multiple, multiple fractures in my neck. There is no man or person alive with so much titanium down there (sic) neck and spine that’s walking.’ The stuntman has raised just over $6,000 so far."
Dec 19 2013 9:21AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Dude. You said a guy running headlong into a pane of glass and bouncing off like a fucking sparrow isn't funny because children in Uganda don't have clean water or some shit. You're either trolling, retarded or a bitter, angry loser of a ginger. Maybe all three.


Dec 19 2013 9:55AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Can we get an fuck this shit I'm out gif? Then I guess I'll stay.
Dec 19 2013 9:58AM
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,945
I feel bad for him (he has a broken neck) but wow, what an idiot. I ain't paying for your stupid shit.

OP and MC Remix: 101/10, would watch again.
Dec 19 2013 10:33AM
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Black.Bird
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 684
Hahaha!
Awwh thank you.. I'm so honored. It's too early for Christmas presents.
Dec 21 2013 12:35AM
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DGski
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 2,328
This is actually pretty spot on..
Dec 21 2013 10:48AM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,943
Haha you're a jabroni
Dec 21 2013 10:53AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37379 - Karma: 119,910
lol that dude got fucking rekt
Dec 21 2013 10:54AM
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DGski
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 2,328
How much money do you think they spent to set all that up?
Dec 21 2013 12:45PM
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CrotchKiller
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Probably as much as you and your friends spent on ski gear this year, what gives you the right to criticize that guy for doing what he wants to do?
Dec 22 2013 1:38AM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
Why is he wearing a WWII nazi helmet… fuckin bastard
Dec 22 2013 1:44AM
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Rusticles
Posts: 2180 - Karma: 1,337
Fuck this guy, he's no dare devil or stuntman, he's a fucking idiot, he should donate the money he's been given to someone who deserves it. And then work at McDonald's till he's 80 repaying his debt
Dec 22 2013 2:48AM
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JAHpow
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I straight up lost it
Dec 22 2013 2:55AM
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Rusticles
Posts: 2180 - Karma: 1,337
Hahahahaha holy fuck lost it. Also imagined the "I maed dis" to sound like that idiot after he jumped into the glass
Dec 22 2013 3:03AM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1842 - Karma: 1,909
This is probably how most of that guys life has gone up to that point. Loser
Dec 22 2013 10:39AM
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