Replying to How Should I Kill My Boss?

So I am a ski instructor at my local mountain of Yawgoo Valley, and me and my friend are the only park skiers that teach. My boss is stuck in the 80s with mogul skiing and making perfect turns. Now I'm sitting in a instructor meeting as we are talking about the dress code and what to wear while we are instructing. My friend and I are wearing our FD Wear, and my boss made us stand up to make us an example of what not to be. His quote was "You see these two? We do not want people here to think this is ok. We do not want the students to try park at all." Now I know most of you might of said something but I wasn't looking to get fired. So my question for you is A) What should I say to my boss? or B)How should I kill my boss for being so ignorant?