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Public Urinal Etiquette

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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
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When you enter the restrooms at any public facility do you…

Poo? (some people are grossed out knowing someone else just shit there)

Look at other males shlongs or shlorts?

Wash your hands?

Any other routines you have?

I only poo if I see a clean toilet, I don't mind a warm seat. I also only wash if there are paper towels, fuck blow drying.


Dec 17 2013 8:54PM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
classic
Dec 19 2013 3:43PM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
Posts: 315 - Karma: 765
ahahahaha thats really funny. The only weird/ not so weird thing I do is, when there is no one around I'll pee in all of the urinals. Its my wild side.
Dec 19 2013 3:54PM
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UncleGerry
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Ryan Dunn. Classic.
Dec 19 2013 6:36PM
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7-3instacall
Posts: 999 - Karma: 1,005
you know that the guy who doesn't pee beside other people does it not becaus ehe thinks its gay..
he just can't do it no matter how much he wants, evenb if he had a gun pointed at him he sitll couldn't do it to save his life.
i guess it is childish but hey, everyone has his own challenges in life...
Dec 19 2013 7:05PM
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cannaguts666
Posts: 504 - Karma: 256
So just because it's another piece of skin everybody has to touch your dick? Not to mention the places most of you probably stick the mother fuckers, I wouldn't be surprised to pick up herpagonasyphalis9 from a bathroom door handle.
Dec 19 2013 10:41PM
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AT-AT
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Its harmless, and it's not like i'm ever going to see the guy again.
Dec 20 2013 8:44AM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
Posts: 315 - Karma: 765
So you're saying, if I don't wash my hands after I touch my dick, then in theory it's like everyone else that touches what I touch after I touch my dick is also touching my dick. and i clean my dick very thouroughly in the shower every morning thank you.
Dec 20 2013 12:07PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,364
Transitive property bro.

-your hand touches your dick
-you touch you dick hand to the door handle
-i lick the door handle
-i licked your dick


That makes you gay
Dec 20 2013 5:46PM
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DILLINGER
Posts: 970 - Karma: 1,102
this happens to me sometimes, especially when I'm with people I know. It's the worst man. It's not like I have anything to be ashamed of or homophobia or anything, sometimes the pee just doesn't want to come out.

The worst is when there's a queue and you just have to leave. Then the moment you walk out the door you REALLY need to pee again.
Dec 20 2013 6:07PM
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7-3instacall
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welcome to the club
makes my life very hard everynow and then

Dec 20 2013 6:23PM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
Posts: 315 - Karma: 765
My dad is going to be very disappointed in me.
Dec 20 2013 8:19PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,364
Nah man, hes gay too
Dec 20 2013 8:23PM
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Backyard.Skier
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soooo true
Dec 20 2013 10:47PM
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2L208
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
i love when you find a doodoo in a toilet, like wtf was going on in that dudes mind?

oh man all the stalls are full and i gotta shit so bad?
or.. i'm a rebel and ima shit in the urinal

what if you walked in on someone doodooing in a urinal.

i'd prob give him a high five
Dec 20 2013 11:34PM
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,904
me and my friends like to rotate, we start peeing then yell ROTATE and move over a urinal and just keep doing that
Dec 20 2013 11:44PM
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ATLskier
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Dec 21 2013 12:10AM
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uyghur
Posts: 993 - Karma: 2,028
whenever i visit china i deal with the public restrooms like this:
[IMG]bootsnall.com/articles/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/Chinese-toilet.jpg[/IMG]except its just one long line of pits so u can see the anus of the next dude. i try to wait for the next mcdonalds when i gotta go.
so, going anywhere in america is not so bad.
Dec 21 2013 11:22PM
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Twinjibber77
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I usually roll up and say "Yo, nice watch"
Dec 21 2013 11:45PM
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