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If you had a drug front,

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daannnnieel
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what would your drug front be? I would go with a bike/ski shop, or landscaping.
Dec 16 2013 9:36PM
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GayWolf420
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ur mom
Dec 16 2013 9:37PM
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daannnnieel
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she does create a lot of revenue, I don't even know if you would need to sell drugs.
Dec 16 2013 9:38PM
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theBearJew
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Food distributor. Hide the drugs in the food and mark the stuff specially so that my nation wide distribution centers know which have drugs.
Dec 16 2013 9:39PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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KFC...oh wait
Dec 16 2013 9:39PM
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El_Barto.
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Id disguise it as a drug store. Nobody would be stupid enough to sell drugs at a drug store an expect to get away with it.
Dec 16 2013 9:41PM
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Benson.
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OP's Dildo Emporium and Warehouse
Dec 16 2013 9:43PM
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bfulmer
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too predictable
Dec 16 2013 9:43PM
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daannnnieel
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if you're selling eighth bags of pot, you don't need to launder money.
Dec 16 2013 9:43PM
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Benson.
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What? OP loves dildos, that's totally believable!
Dec 16 2013 9:45PM
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InfiniteSteeze
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Carwash............CLAIM
Dec 16 2013 9:46PM
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JeremyClarkson
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My old assistant manager used to sell ketamine, pills and bud at a pizza place I work at before he got caught and fired. This is how it went.

Client walks into pizza joint.
Hands him money for droogs.
He hands client an empty pizza box with said droogs inside.
"thank you, come again"

Mind you, he managed to keep this up for about 6 months, and cleared like 7 grand before the owner caught on.

Dec 16 2013 9:46PM
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daannnnieel
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That's deecent. I'm almost surprised the owner didn't go, "oh hey, I get 10% and won't report you"
Dec 16 2013 9:48PM
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JeremyClarkson
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Funny thing is that the owner told him to give him a certain amount (I never found out how much) or that he would go to cops. Hes still a free man so I'm guessing they made an agreement.
Dec 16 2013 9:58PM
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daannnnieel
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hahaha, probably had to pay his salary back.
Dec 16 2013 10:01PM
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Bachto
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I would open a restaurant that specialized in fried chicken and call it "El Pollos Hermanos" or the chicken brothers since me and my twin brother would obviously run it. everyone would call me Gus and I would hide my drugs in the chicken batter./claim
Dec 17 2013 3:41AM
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2_fadez
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Laundromat. Everyone needs their laundry done, and it's an all cash business, so it'd be easy to funnel money into. Plus, they don't need to be attended and have workers besides matainence people.
Dec 17 2013 7:44AM
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Huck_Norris
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Laundromat, car wash, restaurant and car lot.

Gotta diversify yo bonds, nigga!
Dec 17 2013 8:01AM
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Abu_Hajaar
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A ski resort. Id hide the drugs inside of the kickers.
Dec 17 2013 8:28AM
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slav_slayer
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I'd run it out of a Wawa
Dec 17 2013 8:36AM
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Algebra
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Probably a Los pollos or a laundromat
Dec 17 2013 8:39AM
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no_steeze
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Ski/bike shop for sure since then I could have fun at work while also selling crack
Dec 17 2013 9:12AM
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2_fadez
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What a perfect idea. Hide your drugs in the middle of the area with the highest density of stoners on the mountain.
Dec 17 2013 9:30AM
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onLINE
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prob a hipster barber shop, come in for a 60$ shave an pick up your 8 ball at the same time.
Dec 17 2013 9:37AM
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Kakdeg
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some sort of sandwiches like a deli.
Because then the stoners would buy the weed and a sandwich at the same time.
And I really like sandwiches soo yeah
Dec 17 2013 9:41AM
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theabortionator
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I'd start a freeskiing forum
Dec 17 2013 9:56AM
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iH8pow
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a ski shop. "Bumps 'n rails"

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Dec 17 2013 10:13AM
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Blake.P
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Outerwear company, something like first drop...


Oh wait...
Dec 17 2013 10:37AM
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KrazyistKarl
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Back massages
Dec 17 2013 10:56AM
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Phooka
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Yeah I would probably use a laundry or a fried chicken restaurant.
Dec 17 2013 11:00AM
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c4t_l0ver
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Ski making, I'd hide the drugs in the core of the ski. You just rip off the top sheet and bam, drugs. but also make real skis so I can have actual customers. I had a dream I did this now I always joke about doing it.
Dec 17 2013 11:02AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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i'd open a huge family fun center with a bowling alley, arcade, laser tag, rock climbing wall, pizza joint, and a bar. so many different avenues to funnel money down.
Dec 17 2013 11:18AM
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ChrisSkisChronic
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There's a VCR Repair place in my neighborhood that is never open but has kept its store front, presumably paying its rent for as long as I can remember. Most blatant drug front i've seen in my life. VCR repair centers can't possibly be profitable in this century...
Dec 17 2013 12:37PM
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whoa-dere
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an electric car company and a space travel company
Dec 17 2013 12:41PM
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kevmac
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a parts store, like a motorcycle or car parts place, everything there comes in a box or bag just put it in the box or bag
Dec 17 2013 1:32PM
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mski
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I would open a Ski Resort, call it Ascutney Mtn., and serve up so much coke your eye's will bleed.

oh wait...
Dec 17 2013 5:27PM
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Sno.
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A dry cleaners
Dec 17 2013 5:29PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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A day care.
Dec 17 2013 5:34PM
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Jewschoolers
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i know a dude that has one. its like a high end stretwear clothing store and they sell J's and SB's and stuff. idk how its not suspicious that some kid who has never had a job and whose family is poor buys a store straight out of high school
Dec 17 2013 5:46PM
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7-11_Slurpee
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I work at a bike shop and my boss always talks about when he was getting into the business in the late 70s/early 80s most bike shops were started off coke money, so your not too far off OP.
Dec 17 2013 6:02PM
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UphillIce
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Ski the East Freebase tour

A ski shop would be fun, but unless you're claiming that you're doing tons of tunes, it could be hard to make the numbers add up with your physical inventory. I'd go for some event promotion or cash for service business.
Dec 17 2013 6:07PM
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Heart
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Computer repair shop. I love dealing with computers and nobody would expect the nerdy computer store to be a front.
Dec 17 2013 6:34PM
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Troy.
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Restaurant

Because every waiter in a ski town also slings coke. Also its super easy to fudge numbers at a restaurant and make it legit.
Dec 17 2013 6:36PM
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chacha33
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Newschoolers
Dec 17 2013 7:04PM
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Dan.
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an outerwear company or a tall tee company, duh.
Dec 17 2013 7:15PM
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cool_name
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ya a restaurant, i would sell so many twice baked potatoes
Dec 17 2013 7:28PM
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SmotSmoke
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I would have a sandwich shop with the subs and dubs deals, along with speedy home delivery.
Dec 17 2013 7:35PM
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Miomo
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Mine would be a police department. They'd never expect it.
Dec 17 2013 7:50PM
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act.resist
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laser tag emporium
Dec 17 2013 7:53PM
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Sno.
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Am I the only one with a brain? If you don't use a dry cleaners, how else are you going to launder the money?
Dec 17 2013 8:25PM
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Toaster-Tony
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pizza delivery obviously
Dec 17 2013 8:33PM
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