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"Unofficial official worst ski injury thread"

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.S.B.
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worst injury gets a high five :)
Dec 16 2013 12:12AM
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Shredsterr
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My hips bruised from landing on it repeatedly. I dare you to get gnarlier than that.
Dec 16 2013 12:13AM
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Meeds
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hurt my thumb once
Dec 16 2013 12:21AM
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One.2
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My heart hurts from consistent reposting
Dec 16 2013 12:24AM
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John18_6
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The butthurt on newschoolers is pretty gnarly.
Dec 16 2013 12:50AM
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E__
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My heart hurts because I'll never be able to marry Scarlett Johansson. Suck it up.
Dec 16 2013 12:50AM
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EMH
Posts: 279 - Karma: 862
Injured my skis yesterday.. Like a whole square inch worth of top sheet just clipped away. I'd like to see you top that!
Dec 16 2013 8:08AM
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Troy.
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I jammed my thumb
Dec 16 2013 8:10AM
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oil.
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what the
Dec 16 2013 8:25AM
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jordangaebel
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i broke my finger trying to do a 360 twirly wirly
Dec 16 2013 9:53AM
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Maruchan
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My friend came up way short on mainstreet at keystone, broke a few bones in his leg, was in a wheelchair for a few months /claim
Dec 16 2013 10:50AM
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galardogod
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I did a kevin ware once
Dec 29 2013 11:51AM
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EvanSamson.
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john18061806The butthurt on newschoolers is pretty gnarly.


oh ya
Nov 18 2014 8:40PM
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EvanSamson.
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i wanted to quote the video
Nov 18 2014 8:40PM
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270on420out
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Weren't you a crusader against these kind of jokes?
Nov 18 2014 8:46PM
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Dobber
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Jammed my tips into the ground and landed on my chest. Broke two rips and punctured a lung.
Nov 18 2014 8:47PM
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galardogod
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Wtf mods making jokes like this? God damn
Nov 18 2014 8:52PM
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Rio360
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Is it possible to cut your fingers off using the blade of your skis?
Nov 18 2014 9:51PM
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tcgoldman
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concussion and then bleeding in my brain.... 24hrs of my life i have no recollection of. Then a week stay in a hospital
Nov 18 2014 9:56PM
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MAMERON
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my acl tore
Nov 18 2014 11:25PM
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yungsteeze
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Fractured Johnson
Nov 18 2014 11:33PM
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profa_212
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Ripped my ear off on a tree. Got my ears pierced like 16 times to stitch it back on....no numbing either.

Flew off a whale that had the backside cut out by a cat....dropped like 20+ feet to rock/ice at full speed. Broken arm.

Bit through my tongue. That sucked.
Nov 18 2014 11:41PM
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tayhawx
Posts: 135 - Karma: 114
Waaay overshot a backflip. Landed on flat (on my back) and broke my hand and wrist.
Nov 19 2014 12:10AM
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suup
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Rio360Is it possible to cut your fingers off using the blade of your skis?


Yass
Nov 19 2014 12:14AM
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JTCasper540_MN
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broke my thumb on gaper day...its a stupid story but my friends and i decided to go gaper for the day and i had these wicked long poles...so i went off a jump with them and pole planted at the end and it ended up twisting my thumb and it broke...lol
Nov 19 2014 12:14AM
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rballs_
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I dropped off a 1000 foot cliff at full speed. I landed hard on protruding rocks. My head imploded on impact as my ski pole stabbed through my heart and shattered inside of me. My goggles shattered into my eyes causing me to go blind. My spleen erupted. I got ebola. My ski boot crunched my foot until it flopped around like a rubber chicken. My teeth were crushed into a powder as I choked on each one of them individually. 4 MONTHS I waited living off of my remaining senses, since i was deaf as a result of the sound of the impact and the goggle glass in my eyes. I lived off drinking snow and eating the shreds of what used to be my Orage B-Dog. Finally, I was found by a pack of wolves. They took care of me for 10 years and healed my wounds with their wolf-magic. It was the most traumatic experience of my life.
Nov 19 2014 1:14AM
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ZachAndCheese
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My uncle was at Killington (i think) in the 80s skiing backcountry and ended up almost cutting his balls off. His straight ski snap and went directly into his dick. He was going at a pretty high speed and fell into the broken ski so it pretty much neutered him. Luckily he was able to get his balls sewn back on. Probably wasn't too fun.
Nov 19 2014 3:43PM
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.S.B.
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EvanSamson.oh ya


Why would you bump this?
Nov 19 2014 8:09PM
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veng_m
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ShredsterrMy hips bruised from landing on it repeatedly. I dare you to get gnarlier than that.


my hips have bled before from falling on rails














jacamarcus is jacamomma
Nov 19 2014 8:19PM
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.jif
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.Dinosaur.I dropped off a 1000 foot cliff at full speed. I landed hard on protruding rocks. My head imploded on impact as my ski pole stabbed through my heart and shattered inside of me. My goggles shattered into my eyes causing me to go blind. My spleen erupted. I got ebola. My ski boot crunched my foot until it flopped around like a rubber chicken. My teeth were crushed into a powder as I choked on each one of them individually. 4 MONTHS I waited living off of my remaining senses, since i was deaf as a result of the sound of the impact and the goggle glass in my eyes. I lived off drinking snow and eating the shreds of what used to be my Orage B-Dog. Finally, I was found by a pack of wolves. They took care of me for 10 years and healed my wounds with their wolf-magic. It was the most traumatic experience of my life.


I got a bruise once. Beat that.
Nov 19 2014 8:54PM
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