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The other day for some reason someone locked the door nob to the door going to the balcony, the door opened just fine from the inside but when I came to try and open my door I was locked out. Three stories from the ground, so I'm not trying to jump onto the rockery and cement bellow just yet.
My neighbors door opens and I yell to her, "I'm locked out can I use your phone?" she had an I-phone in her hand and she gives me this blank stare then walks away. I yell "I'm locked out!" She ignores me completely. Right about now I'm thinking, "Fuck this bullshit, I'm getting down." I climb on the window panes blazed as a mother fucker 3 stories from the ground finally I made it to the second story balcony jumped down to it and scaled down the gutter piping then dashed up the stairs passed my asshole neighbor and got my spare key.
I do yard work for her and collect their mail when they are gone, like what the fuck?
