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Males, if you had a purse, what would you keep in it?

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RubberSoul
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besides wallet phone keys and gun
Dec 13 2013 1:44PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
dildos, .44 magnum, Bowie knife, cigarettes, lube, nature valley granola bars, torque wrench, and a philips head screwdriver.
Dec 13 2013 1:45PM
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theBearJew
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Dec 13 2013 1:46PM
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Filet-O-Fish
Posts: 866 - Karma: 4,038
Money, Food, Pens, phone.
Dec 13 2013 1:46PM
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theblackrod
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Wallet, keys, gun, chapstick, phone/charger, rubbers, who knows. It'd end up being a complete mess, i know that much
Dec 13 2013 1:47PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,364
Smaller and smaller purses until the smallest purse was to small to keep anything in
Dec 13 2013 1:49PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
my poop
Dec 13 2013 1:50PM
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arnie_grape
Posts: 3451 - Karma: 11,678
wallet
ipod
phone
keys
lighter
8ball
toothbrush
jimmies
granola bars
pens
post-its
appointment cards
rape whistle
mace

so pretty much everything I already keep in my pants
Dec 13 2013 1:51PM
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krum
Posts: 79 - Karma: -167
my monocle and top hat
Dec 13 2013 1:52PM
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bfulmer
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 1,975
gheeeyyyyy
Dec 13 2013 1:53PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,638
Tampons, makeup, a spare pair of undies, Chapstick, a Kashi bar.
Dec 13 2013 2:24PM
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SKIINGISEASY
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Dec 13 2013 2:26PM
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squashmosh
Posts: 632 - Karma: 565
wallet,
smokes,
lighter,
keys,
pens, pencils, and a sharpie,
flask (probably bourbon or irish whiskey)
tea-bags,
maybe a granola bar or other small snack,
altoids,
love-gloves,
phone charger,
macbook air,
air charger,
probably a small notebook or my moleskin,
books i'm reading,
my little traveling buddha.
dice for cee-lo
a deck of cards
fold up cribbage board,

probably more I'm not thinking of.
damn I wish dude purses could be cool this would be so easy to carry everything i need with me.


Dec 13 2013 2:33PM
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Casey
Posts: 7846 - Karma: 24,308
Money guns and drugs
Dec 13 2013 3:02PM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
I pretty much do. I bring this to school cause it fits all my books n shit.

Inside I have
books, pens, calc, computer, charge cords, caffeine, headphones, meds, flashlight, money, paper, ear plugs, food, laser pointer, and other shit

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Dec 13 2013 3:44PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,484
Booze
Knife
Phone
Wallet
Keys
Ipod
More booze
Backup underwear
Toilet paper
Chapstick
A watch
Headphones
Snacks
More booze
My dog
Leftover mcds
A lot of ones
Dec 13 2013 4:08PM
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Benson.
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A handgun and a large dildo.
Dec 13 2013 4:14PM
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coling
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Drugs?
Dec 13 2013 4:15PM
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coling
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Haha
Dec 13 2013 4:17PM
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neutralzombie
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if you're going to keep dildos in your purse, make sure they're at least big enough to kill someone.
Dec 13 2013 9:01PM
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act.resist
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technically you could kill someone with any size of dildo
Dec 13 2013 9:04PM
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broto
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just a chainsaw
Dec 13 2013 9:17PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
Drugs, guns, money, your moms number, jack knife, an axe, wrenches from 1/4" to 1", your sisters number, batteries, sirirachi sauce, steak snacks,

that's pretty much it
Dec 13 2013 9:26PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
My lipstick and tampons.
Dec 13 2013 9:26PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
I suppose if your plan is to choke someone with a small pocket sized one. I'm talking more self defense, floppy whacking ones.
Dec 13 2013 9:30PM
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c4t_l0ver
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action figures and shit
Dec 13 2013 9:30PM
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Rafiki
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looks more like you're gonna go shoot up a school or rob a bank carrying this around
Dec 13 2013 9:32PM
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Balto
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I carry one of these bags in black with me everywhere I go, has my camer shit in it along with pen/paper/other small bits

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(silly google pic but it shows the size)

Dec 13 2013 9:35PM
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MNS
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Haha it doesn't look so bank robber style in real life.
Dec 13 2013 10:23PM
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JAHpow
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I don't really know what else I would need other than this except headphones and food.
Dec 13 2013 10:35PM
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RJ_Res
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A gun to blow my fucking brains out for having a purse.
Dec 13 2013 10:42PM
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Dr.Dealgood
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What's wrong with just rocking a backpack around?



Or you could take the basics along with 150 lbs of dildos like this guy:

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Dec 13 2013 10:44PM
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broto
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Dec 13 2013 11:29PM
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louie.mirags
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wallet goes in back pocket.. I'd hold my bowl and buds for sure.  Cliff bars and my camelback water bottle...


PSA Nature Valley is GMO as fuck.  Please choose granola bars wisely!

Dec 13 2013 11:35PM
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~bagelz~
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 1,067
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Dec 14 2013 2:40AM
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cool_name
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A midget
Dec 14 2013 3:14AM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
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Vaporizer, spray paint, change, lock picks, and of course my +5 fire damage short sword.
Dec 14 2013 3:39AM
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.Hugo.
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PSA there is no proof that gmos actualy harm humans
Dec 14 2013 4:50AM
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louie.mirags
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You can support Monsanto all ya want. Major corp that already has a stronghold on our diet. That is very hip of you sir!
Dec 14 2013 5:39AM
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louie.mirags
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Plus, you can eat the "all natural" nature valley bars all ya like:

But the story gets even worse. As you fork off into different varieties of Nature Valley’s bars and snacks, you find even more dirty little secrets. For example Nature Valley Sweet & Salty Nut granola bars contain high fructose corn syrup and high maltose corn syrup. They also use palm kernel oil, a frequent food additive that avoids the use of hydrogenated oils but is still a chemically processed saturated fat. Harvesting palm kernel oil is also a well-documented cause of substantial and irreversible environmental damage … hardly a pristine valley, huh? Other questionable ingredients include the addition of several colors that aren’t listed as artificial, but they sure don’t look very natural.

source: http://www.brucebradley.com/food/nature-valley-or-a-slippery-slope/

So no proof that gmo's cause harm? Well, high fructose corn syrup and a high sugar diet will.


Dec 14 2013 5:49AM
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no_steeze
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...it'll fit

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Dec 14 2013 9:02AM
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TheGreenBastard
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glitter
Dec 14 2013 9:13AM
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Wizerd
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Chapstick, phone, ipod, money, dildos, blankets for surviving the apocalypse, etc.
Dec 14 2013 9:21AM
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RonJeremiah
Posts: 146 - Karma: 436
A gat so I can bang bang
Dec 14 2013 10:07AM
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profa_212
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I don't give a fuck. My sugar intake will not kill me with 1 granola bar.
Dec 14 2013 11:16AM
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.Hugo.
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I'm pretty sure that would be the opposite of hip.
Dec 14 2013 11:19AM
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louie.mirags
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Sarcasm does not go over well without emoticons..
Dec 14 2013 12:49PM
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louie.mirags
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People eat those shits religiously because of their false advertising. That is my problem with nature valley mainly. That and people think they qualify as a good meal when hiking/skiing. I eat the fuck out of some ben and jerrys, just not as a healthy, multi time a week, natural snack I would take on the go..
Dec 14 2013 12:53PM
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FunkySane
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a big knife, flask, flashlight, leatherman or some other multitool, lighter, another lighter, smoke bombs, pencil, duct tape, rope, bottle of water, toilet paper, pizza.
Dec 14 2013 1:26PM
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FunkySane
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oh, forgot to mention beer.
Dec 14 2013 1:27PM
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TechnoPotamus
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but you already know what I'm going to say, Mr. Anderson

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spoiler alert: it starts with a D, and rhymes with shhschmildos
Dec 14 2013 2:15PM
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