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I fucking Hate Armsterbang

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TahoeGuru
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It's retarded. I'm sorry.
Dec 13 2013 3:56AM
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shr@gler
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thats a shame
Dec 13 2013 4:54AM
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Saga.
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But how do you feel about Hamsterbang?

Dec 13 2013 5:43AM
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STwoops
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wut the fuk how do you train a hamster to do that
Dec 13 2013 8:37AM
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Bateman
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i armsterbanged OP's mom, sister and/or daughter.
Dec 13 2013 9:13AM
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raull
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whats armsterband?
Dec 13 2013 9:44AM
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cultrara
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its when the skier lands and he continues is spinning momentum with his arms and kind of swings them out and around his body. Basically its afterbang, but with your arms
Dec 13 2013 10:34AM
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JAHBRADOR
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Cry about it some more.
Dec 13 2013 10:39AM
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John18_6
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It's armterbang, not armsterbang you stupid shit.
Dec 13 2013 10:56AM
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Capurnicus
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Of all the things in this world to hate: poverty, political unrest leading to genocide, world hunger, lack of clean water for millions, the AIDS epidemic, etc. - you choose to hate the way that affluent white males move their arms after doing stunts at the ski resort?
Dec 13 2013 10:59AM
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Heart
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You'd hate to watch me ski then. My arms are always flying around after my landings.
Dec 13 2013 12:23PM
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corona
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world salvation has to start somewhere
Dec 13 2013 12:23PM
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Drail
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makes sense to me.
Dec 13 2013 12:39PM
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georgen12
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*armfterbang

Dec 13 2013 2:04PM
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-WZ-
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It looks especially steezy for zero spins
Dec 13 2013 2:21PM
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E-fry
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What the fuck is this armterbang shit? It doesn't need a new word its just evolution of afterbang.
And JDSC does it best...

Dec 13 2013 3:17PM
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.Hugo.
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i'm thinking the sudden noise just scares it?
Dec 13 2013 3:45PM
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TahoeGuru
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Dec 13 2013 4:04PM
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FP_rida
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if you stay mad at it, maybe itll go away

Dec 13 2013 4:20PM
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jKutcher
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I could see why you would hate this.. I mean who wants to land switch and open their shoulders up so they can see there they are going.. thats whack..
Dec 13 2013 4:34PM
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K-Thomas
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my thoughts exactly haha. dude's just tryin to see where he's goin...
Dec 13 2013 4:39PM
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GayWolf420
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OP h8s steeze
Dec 13 2013 4:42PM
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McLS
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fuck armsterbang. Its all about the Headsterbang
Dec 13 2013 4:43PM
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WU-sconsin
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To me, it depends on the style and how well it fits with a skier. Overall, I like it.
Dec 13 2013 4:57PM
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CrotchKiller
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sorry op but you just happen to be wrong

Hyllengren Mammoth from BRS on Vimeo.



i think it's one of the most natural styles in skiing
Dec 13 2013 6:39PM
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RubberSoul
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HFS that was sick
Dec 13 2013 7:12PM
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TahoeGuru
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Kutch. Your shit is sick. But you and Will started this shit. It's yours. Not the entire industries. And you can say "Let people do what they do". I understand. Just saying, it's taking away from people's natural style.
Dec 13 2013 7:28PM
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JAHpow
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I like armsterbang, don't really understand the hate towards it.
Dec 13 2013 8:11PM
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Puzzled
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TahoeGuru was very confused with the orange name's post, so in an attempt to save his credibility, he began to slowly lick kutcher's balls.
Dec 13 2013 8:25PM
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blindside
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I guess you've never spun and landed switch and counterbalanced your momentum in order to remain switch while looking over the corresponding shoulder for the next turn..

that was a mouthful.
Dec 13 2013 8:46PM
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TahoeGuru
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Dec 13 2013 9:19PM
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eheath
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Implying other guys don't ski with their natural style?
Dec 13 2013 9:23PM
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danbrown
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this thread is retarded and so are you
Dec 13 2013 9:26PM
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afterbang
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nobody cares
Dec 13 2013 9:31PM
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galardogod
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Armsterbang and afterbang at the same time for maximum affect
Dec 13 2013 9:34PM
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E__
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I've watched this edit so many goddamn times, the style is so natural and flowy.
Dec 13 2013 9:37PM
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TahoeGuru
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If they're Armswinging...No. How can you say something is natural if it only recently started becoming a trend? Im not talking accidental, "Due-to-physics" arm swing. I'm talking land, foot shimmy, swing.

Berman & Kutch kind of started the trend.
Dec 13 2013 9:46PM
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Backyard.Skier
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holy shit! last shot was so huge
Dec 13 2013 10:27PM
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Smuffy
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"Armterbang" is super lame. but who really gives a shit
Dec 13 2013 10:41PM
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JDUBSki22
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Don't worry, it's gonna go away if you just keep complaining about it
Dec 13 2013 11:02PM
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myllhouse
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one of my top 3 favourite riders, he doesn't do it that much though. you see a lot of kids exaggerating the shit out of it these days
Dec 13 2013 11:21PM
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elinde
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My favorite is that good good armterbang on straight airs
Dec 13 2013 11:56PM
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John18_6
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"Stubbed my dick in the ground, spun the whole world around." - Brother Ali
Dec 14 2013 2:05AM
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nilserb
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its evolved from no pole skiing...but seriously who the fuck cares, stop skiing if you do your ruining our sport
Dec 14 2013 2:16AM
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Mr.Gaga
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Add an heavy head to it and you'll get sponsors.
Dec 14 2013 2:48AM
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T-Holt
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OP is sippin' on some straight haterade
Dec 14 2013 5:44AM
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STwoops
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the problem is it feels way better to do than it looks. I honestly have trouble not doing a little something after a trick ive worked for a very very long time, cause i feel i deserve some wacky showmenship. wish i could just think of a new style for myself, but I enjoy watching edits too much, and get stuck in copycat mode like thall said
Dec 14 2013 11:08AM
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skiersupreme
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Dec 14 2013 11:54AM
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CrotchKiller
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here's another big fuck you to OP

The Big Picture · Parker White · 12 to 3's from sean logan on Vimeo.

Dec 20 2013 1:40PM
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Slowbro
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not at all... if you watch jadens arms closely sometimes he swings them the other way than his momentum would usually carry them and it pisses me off, totally ruins his natural style sometimes.
Dec 20 2013 2:52PM
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