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Cute girl from accounting probably wants her stuff back

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CosmicBrownie
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Yeah by stuff I mean calculator... at least as of now. So this girl let me borrow it because I forgot mine for

the final exam, but I never had the chance to get it back to her. She's super cute and all I know is which

sorority house she lives in on campus. Any clever ideas how I can get it back to her? Mostly as an

excuse to talk to her/see her again. Thought about banging on the front door of the sorority house and

saying, "Hi uh yeah this is for lindsey" but the girls who live there would probably be like what the fuck.

Or maybe they'd invite me in who knows. What should I do?
Dec 12 2013 2:53PM
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Mr.Huck
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Type 80085 on the calculator and give it back to her. That'll definitely make her moist.
Dec 12 2013 3:00PM
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GayWolf420
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rub your ball juice all over it.
Dec 12 2013 3:00PM
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Jane6
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Rape is your answer to everything.
Dec 12 2013 3:01PM
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hot.pocket
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*the
Dec 12 2013 3:02PM
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-MK-
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Rape is everyone's answer to everything
Dec 12 2013 3:03PM
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CosmicBrownie
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hahaha actually got a good laugh out of that
Dec 12 2013 3:03PM
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outdoortech
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keep it to add as a part of your shrine to her
she'll love you one day
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Dec 12 2013 3:04PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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type your cell phone number into it and give it back?
Dec 12 2013 3:06PM
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J_Christoph
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James mothafuckin bond.


Also this sounds kinda like the plot to that movie 21 and over. Don't accidentally sneak into the wrong house through the back window.
Dec 12 2013 3:08PM
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CosmicBrownie
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man that is brilliant, only problem is there's not enough room. It's one of those basic 4 function ones since we can't use programmable ones in that class :/
Dec 12 2013 3:08PM
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HungryHypocrite
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then draw it on it ya tit
Dec 12 2013 3:10PM
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Benson.
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If you're not:

A) In a frat
B) Hot as shit
C) REAAAALLY good with girls
D) On the football team

Then you're probably shit out of luck.
Dec 12 2013 3:11PM
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CosmicBrownie
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honestly that may be the sad truth. going to a "greek" as fuck school sucks
Dec 12 2013 3:12PM
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Jane6
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LOOOOOL a guy actually did this to me once. He borrowed my calculator and when giving it back he had written his number. I was completely unaware of that he was into me at all though, so I didnt notice it was a number and just erased it for my next calculation. It was 6 months afterwards that I was told what he had done, when we randomly started talking and he confessed that he liked me. I asked him why he hadnt done anything/tried to contact me, to which he replied "well you never called me"

Moral of the story: Its a super cute gesture but its easily ignored.
Dec 12 2013 3:17PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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awww :) thanks
Dec 12 2013 3:25PM
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coling
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Just be like hey baby...
Dec 12 2013 3:25PM
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Mag
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And by front lawn, we know what he really means.
Dec 12 2013 3:40PM
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Jane6
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Oh my god ahahaha
Dec 12 2013 3:41PM
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-MK-
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I lost
Dec 12 2013 4:47PM
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Benson.
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Cool
Dec 12 2013 4:58PM
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El_Barto.
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Mike tyson?
Dec 12 2013 4:59PM
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Peter.
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sneak into her house at night while she's gone and be hiding behind her desk

when she realizes her calculator is back, pop out and surprise her

works every time
Dec 12 2013 5:02PM
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elinde
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You are a king sir.
Dec 12 2013 6:47PM
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Labattski
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That's a good one! Damn haha but if you're a decent looking dude go knock on the door and they'll invite you in for sure
Dec 12 2013 7:09PM
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gusestomp
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we want pics of said "cute" girl
Dec 12 2013 7:43PM
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Sno.
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then she probably doesn't want or expect to get the calculator or her little black backpack back.


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