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Girlfriend is asking me what i want for christmas..i need help

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Peter.
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alright, so my girlfriend is asking me for ideas on what she can get me for christmas. she says she already has a few small gifts, but needs a big one. i was gonna ask for goggles, but that is kinda boring and i already have 2 pairs. so help me out, there is a $125ish budget, because thats how much my gift for her is




Sparknotes: girlfriend needs gift idea, around $125 max





inb4 dildos
Dec 12 2013 12:04PM
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Spagett+
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Anal/thread
Dec 12 2013 12:15PM
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eeman69
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A blumpkin. Its free

Dec 12 2013 12:22PM
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chicken
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Dec 12 2013 12:22PM
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Willgum
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http://www.forsake.co/

They make sick waterproof shoes for around 110 - 130 $
Dec 12 2013 12:23PM
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deleted5
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Strip/lap dance, then throw your 125 singles at her while yelling merry Christmas.
Dec 12 2013 12:24PM
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JAHpow
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What are some of your hobbies? On your profile it's says just skiing but there's got to be more that you do for fun.
Dec 12 2013 1:34PM
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Hammyslapwagon
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dinner for two at a fancy restaurant?

inb4 downvotes
Dec 12 2013 1:38PM
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Mids
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A fish eyes lens... Yeah... I could use one of those. So if she can chip in that would be great.
Dec 12 2013 1:39PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Shouldn't she know you enough to pick something that she think you'd enjoy? Isn't that how it works?

Otherwise I'm doing it wrong. Cause my guy has no idea what I got him.
Dec 12 2013 2:06PM
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Alex_G
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tell her to surprise you...unless she's retarded she will get you something you like
Dec 12 2013 2:08PM
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Peter.
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she has a bunch of small gifts, you know, the inside-joke type stuff with sentimental value. she asks me because she knows she would rather get me something i'll like rather than some shitty goggles.. i'm pretty particular when it comes to things
Dec 12 2013 4:52PM
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whoa-dere
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Have you ever asked your bitch for other bitches?
Dec 12 2013 4:55PM
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Jeebus.
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A different sexual act for each of the 25 days of christmas, she can double up and make up the 12 days she missed.
Dec 12 2013 5:14PM
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bieberhole69.
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waterproof case for your phone
Dec 12 2013 6:47PM
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whoa-dere
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so you can use it as a dildo on her
Dec 12 2013 6:49PM
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El_Barto.
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You are on a roll recently
Dec 12 2013 6:50PM
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Spagett+
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Maybe we could still make it to the church steps

Probably the best song ever. Bound 2.
Dec 12 2013 6:57PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Oook well that makes more sense.
Dec 12 2013 10:09PM
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Rafiki
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assuming you're talking about an actual fisheye lens, you're not gonna find a good quality one for less than $600, and that's pushing the bottom end. plus, it's rude to say "just give me the money so i can buy a fisheye lens with it"
Dec 12 2013 10:13PM
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CarrotSteeze
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my girl asked me, i told her anything you get me im gonna love, cuz even if i hate it, i love her and thats the shit that counts...its not gay i promise
Dec 12 2013 11:12PM
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Sno.
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telescoping poles? or...you know what I really like, are my weathertech floor mats:

www.weathertech.com

Dec 12 2013 11:28PM
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.Apex.
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Just say the following quickly

"Socks, Underwear, scarf, anal, sandals, hat"

then be like

"Ah nevermind I'll just take... That aasssss"
Dec 12 2013 11:32PM
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Iraq_Lobster
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it might be
Dec 12 2013 11:37PM
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jfxphoto
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Kindle fire $139
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72pack $37
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2 Terabyte external $115
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Dec 13 2013 12:08AM
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Rafiki
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lol i hope you posted this as a joke
Dec 13 2013 1:59AM
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