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Dave the promiscuous dinosaur

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EllieMae
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So i live in breck
I work for breck sports
I'm in love with this town
AND I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A KICK ASS WINTER!!!

P.S. I write stories about Dave the promiscuous dinosaur. So if any of you are interested in these tales, hit me up!
Dec 12 2013 12:59AM
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Aidan-G
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This is a terrible thread. Why didn't you just post the stories? Why do we care about all that other stuff? Where are your tits?
Dec 12 2013 1:06AM
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krum
Posts: 79 - Karma: -167
shave your kitten.
Dec 12 2013 1:07AM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,175
NO! GOD! NO, GOD, PLEASE NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dec 12 2013 1:11AM
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SFB
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suicide.gif
Dec 12 2013 10:10AM
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theBearJew
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Are these stories autobiographies?
Dec 12 2013 10:13AM
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A_Harrington
Posts: 413 - Karma: 814
Who cares
Dec 12 2013 10:31AM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5887 - Karma: 3,524
I went into this thread with such high hopes and they were so quickly dashed...
Dec 12 2013 10:49AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Shoot me in the gut
Dec 12 2013 10:57AM
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gengar.
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 1,641
you eat poop
Dec 12 2013 11:10AM
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GayWolf420
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damn I just Dutch ovened myself so hard
Dec 12 2013 11:11AM
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Chinchi
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Sorry ma'am no tits, no service.
Dec 12 2013 11:29AM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
DUMP 'EM OUT
Dec 12 2013 11:35AM
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pat_in_the_hat
Posts: 3019 - Karma: 2,695
Welcome back Ellie :)
Dec 12 2013 11:56AM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
hahahaha
Dec 12 2013 3:39PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
And i thought there were already enough reasons not to ski breck!
Dec 12 2013 3:44PM
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Benson.
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Dec 12 2013 4:02PM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,328
what was it?
Dec 13 2013 4:37PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
The link to her nudes.
Dec 13 2013 4:38PM
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CheddarJack
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Damn. That didn't last long.
Dec 13 2013 4:40PM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,328
am i the only one on ns that hasn't seen them?
Dec 13 2013 6:42PM
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deleted5
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aaaaaa Breckenridge for every one girl, there is 14 guys.
Dec 13 2013 6:46PM
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DGski
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 2,328
Me also. Someone pm me..
Dec 13 2013 6:46PM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,941
ski town*
Dec 13 2013 6:58PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
Came here looking for inter-species sexual adventures. Disappointed is an understatement.


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Dec 13 2013 6:59PM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
Becoming an hero would also be acceptable.
Dec 13 2013 7:06PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
are these stories based on true stories about your sexual endeavors?
Dec 13 2013 7:12PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
either pm me one or post one, i'm intrigued.
Dec 13 2013 7:20PM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
i'm really sad my post got deleted because none of them are even nudes.

y'all can google #teamellierasta2013 and they're an imgur album
Dec 13 2013 7:24PM
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Peter.
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quoted for emphasis
Dec 13 2013 7:37PM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,328
hahahahahhahahahahahaha
Dec 13 2013 7:47PM
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DGski
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 2,328
she's actually better then i expected..
Dec 14 2013 12:19AM
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walrussteeze
Posts: 327 - Karma: 212
Thread is useless without stories, so here's one:

Ellierasta the promiscuous dinosaur no longer inhabits Taos ski valley. Strong odor of fish reports have dropped significantly in Northern New Mexico. Meanwhile the number of horny 15 year olds in and around summit country has doubled.
Dec 14 2013 12:48AM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
I think we can all forget our differences in titties and dinosaurs and whatnot and just appreciate that winter is here fuck yeah
Dec 14 2013 12:55AM
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Bachto
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My reaction once I realized this most was made by Ellie.rasta
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Dec 14 2013 4:30AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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Can the stories be illustrated?
Dec 23 2013 9:54AM
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.Rybak.
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wat
Dec 23 2013 10:27AM
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Dan.
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I want to read these sexy dino stories..
Dec 23 2013 8:16PM
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GayWolf420
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how detailed are your Dino cock descriptions?
Dec 23 2013 8:55PM
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