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Urban in communist country = no problem

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beansurrows
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the land is all public and shit so no police all up in my grills about junking some guys rail

too bad russia isnt communist no more, banshai ballet pt. 2 wouldve been 10x as heshbecause Karl Marx would have walnut's back

Dec 11 2013 9:23PM
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yeahno
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 3,414
It's like you're speaking another language
Dec 11 2013 9:24PM
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Blurst
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Well isnt it Bolshoi?
Dec 11 2013 9:29PM
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Mr.Bishop
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Though the presentation was questionable... you have a damn good point.
Dec 11 2013 9:40PM
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t_rob
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People would go to jail for years for stealing a loaf of bread. But it's public right? But no.
Dec 11 2013 9:50PM
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Mr.Bishop
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So what you're saying is we need a communist country built around a tiny elite of urban skiers that have taken control of the country?

We shall call it... urbanbekestan.
Dec 11 2013 10:01PM
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t_rob
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There's plenty of riots and protests going on in Kiev right now to keep the cops busy and there is snow on the ground. That is what I'm saying.
Dec 11 2013 10:10PM
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Mr.Bishop
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Dude you could do like a riot jib. Slide the rail, bonk a police riot shield and k-fed out.

Dec 11 2013 10:11PM
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GrahamGould
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Yeah, isn't that a shame
Dec 11 2013 10:24PM
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Mr.Huck
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In Soviet Urbanbekestan, penalty for coming off rail early is Gulag.

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Dec 11 2013 11:08PM
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brandonhausner
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Hes trying to speak to us I know it
Dec 11 2013 11:13PM
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skiersupreme
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can we get a translator please
Dec 11 2013 11:16PM
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crab_pretzel
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here i translated it into yiddish using google translator:

banshai балет пт. 2 wouldve был 10x как heshbecause Карл Маркс бы спину орех в
Dec 12 2013 12:02AM
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crab_pretzel
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shit i guess it woulda made more sense to translate into english instead of the other way around. and maybe russian woulda been more relavent. fuck. oh well. i'm
Dec 12 2013 12:05AM
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ponybloodbath
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even being russian i am struggling to understood the OP
Dec 12 2013 2:12AM
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Just_Send_It
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OP is from Boston?
Dec 12 2013 2:14AM
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