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Petition: TC for Olympic Standardization of Rails

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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,549
Lets put Andy Parry and the rest of the circus in charge of Olympic standardization of rails. This will give rise to easy, beginner rails with lots of trick options.

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Who's with me?
Dec 11 2013 6:11PM
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Thadius.Castle
Posts: 1436 - Karma: 252
Lolwat, are you Steve Stepp?
Dec 11 2013 6:11PM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,549
Fuck making gifs. shit's hard

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Dec 11 2013 6:14PM
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Lou.
Posts: 1787 - Karma: 3,876
I second this.
Dec 11 2013 6:16PM
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,903
i think the other riders will pussy out and forfeit.
Dec 11 2013 7:41PM
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Miomo
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I say ay
Dec 11 2013 7:43PM
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jibbpeter
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Dec 11 2013 8:04PM
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phyz
Posts: 573 - Karma: 937
Lolwut?
Dec 11 2013 8:11PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,035
As a USSA level 100 coach I feel like the standardization of rails is a great idea. All them them should be PVC and each course must have at least one moving jump/rail.

Training can only be done in backyards and no jumps over 10ft.
Dec 12 2013 11:23AM
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RubberSoul
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jesus what skis are those? talk about noodley tails
Dec 12 2013 11:25AM
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John18_6
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Backyard training is the shit.
Dec 12 2013 12:43PM
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Huck_Norris
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"Excuse me, but your rails are way too legit. I need you to saw this into four sections and duct tape them back together. Good. Now add a children's swing, some broken glass and an angry bystander and it'll be good to go"


I think the Sketchy Olympics would be way more interesting and fun than the regular ones.
Dec 12 2013 3:56PM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,549
When should we start a letterwriting campaign?
Dec 13 2013 2:28PM
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