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Free Energy Gum Sample

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RudyGarmisch
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I saw that free jerky thread, so heres another free stuff for NS.

I just got a free sample of this stuff after talking to the guy who worked on the formula for years. This gum has 80mg of caffeine per piece, easier and lighter than carrying around energy drinks on the mountain.

http://www.gofastsports.com/energygum/age/age3.php
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3-6-steeze
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United States only again shit
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Cotter
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fuck the USA only bullshit
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SkierPT
Posts: 2209 - Karma: 4,926
Just did it. Why not. I've been looking for caffeine gum for a while
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Phil-X-
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how long does it take them to ship?
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,494
hopefully it tastes better than that gator energy gum. Shit was fucking gross
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
i still havent gotten my jerky
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
Posts: 2800 - Karma: 2,102
Quality thread.
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Joshua.
Posts: 2957 - Karma: 6,233
My jaw is going to be so sore if we keep finding chewy stuff that's free...
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,552
has anyone gotten their jerky? I'm kinda worried they sold my info to serial killers?
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5929 - Karma: 3,916
Im actually super stoked for my free gum...
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jfxphoto
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 2,346
damn actually pretty stoked to try this
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iFlip
Posts: 4544 - Karma: 19,147
Thanks.
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TimeWasted
Posts: 362 - Karma: 593
You sure it's the jerky that's got your jaw sore baby?
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,308
Disregarding what ElGato posted just signed myself up. On the entry screen it didn't even have an option for my birthday though...I always feel sketchy going to poorly constructed website though, and let me just say that website looked like shit!
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,494
Awesome. One of my roommates always steals my gum. I'll make sure to leave it out in the open
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YoungChristmas
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 2,147
Just got mine today. Can not wait to get energized
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,374
same.. that go fast sticker is swag
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
I was too lazy to fill out the form to get a sample, but after reading this I think I'm gonna do it. I just have to try it now
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Benson.
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It's really that bad? Well, I have to try it now...
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,874
when i get it i will go on tinychat to try it. Just for you gato.
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chickenonabun
Posts: 461 - Karma: 285
i got mine today, will try tommorow
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no_steeze
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Skip to 1:30

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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,136
so it tastes slightly like almonds?
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5929 - Karma: 3,916
Just got mine, although I havent tried it yet
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Dhane
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722
I'm still waiting for my free Swedish fish t shirt
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Phil-X-
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Mine just came in, worried about trying it...
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
This guy knows, did you read that Roald Dahl book about the old woman who taxidermys things too?
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
Just ordered some. I'll try anything at least once no matter how horrible it tastes. Most excited for this.
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 919
got mine today. gonna try it out friday. better get me lifted lol
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BROSEIDON
Posts: 3702 - Karma: 1,495
mines sitting on my desk, kinda scared to try it
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,136
hell ya!
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
Posts: 315 - Karma: 765
fuckin lost it so hard
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gr4
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WARNING

got mine and tried it before reading this thread.

i think i just ate a battery. it tastes like the worst nicorette gum you could ever find filled with liquid uranium. i chewed it for 15 seconds and i still can't get the taste out of my mouth.

IS MY MOUTH GOING TO TASTE LIKE THIS FOREVER??? im legit scared.
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DENIM_CHICKEN
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Ok so I just got mine today.

Opened the envelope, inside was a sweet sticker and pamphlets. Also included was a little case to hold your gum in.

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Before unwrapping the case I smelled a pungent odor coming from the little case (which held the gum). Keep in mind that it is completely unwrapped, not even touched. It smelled like straight skunk and a slight hint of cinnamon. When I unwrapped it, the scent increased 10 fold. When I got to opening the actual gum case, the scent was unbearable. It was like cheech and chong had an orgy with a skunk and cinnamon, absolutely disgusting. I bit in it to find a bright yellow paste oozing out of the center. I found out this was the skunk- smelling culprit.

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This stuff looks like straight up egg yolks mixed with nuclear waste.

The taste was absolutely terrible. It also stays in your mouth for a good hour after you chew it, even after drinking something.

So in conclusion:
>Fuck this gum

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cr4wdaddy
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doGelyst
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will add to my "last resort stay awake while driving" energy in my car......
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no_steeze
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Oh god I have to try this now
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,494
Just got mine. Trying it tomorrow
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brotherdad
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 13,068
Threw up in the middle of the common area of my school thanks to this shit.
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chickenonabun
Posts: 461 - Karma: 285
Well I guess I'm the only one that didn't hate it, it tasted kinda funky but gave me a decent caffeine buzz. It was less figgety than normal caffeine, and was good for focusing in school.
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-MK-
Posts: 3253 - Karma: 5,342
Now I want mine
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Casey
Posts: 8025 - Karma: 27,011
There's rockstar gum in every grocery store for 99 cents
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-MK-
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Not mine...
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RudyGarmisch
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This thread wins.
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.Hugo.
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im gonna boof it so my farts smell how it tastes
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Phil-X-
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So I ripped off a tiny corner of the gum today just to try a little bit, tasted fine and normal (the outside white part) but now im sitting on the toilet shitting my brains out and threw up earlier.....


I blame the gum.
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-MK-
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I really want my fucking gum to come now!
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.Rybak.
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Does it come with more than one piece? Because if it does I'm gonna give a piece to someone if they ask me for gum in school. highschoolers are like parasites when it comes to gum.
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.Hugo.
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yes 2
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