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Most Annoying Christmas Song

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Benson.
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What is the Christmas song that pisses you off every time you hear it? Everyone has one. There are a ton of annoying Christmas carols, but my least favorite has to be fucking Christmas Shoes.

Okay, look, it's Christmas. It's a joyful holiday to spend with family, and the point of a Christmas song is to bring joy and happiness to the holiday season. I don't want to listen to some sap story about some kid's mom who dies on Christmas and he buys her a pair of dumb shoes post-mortem. Fuck that shit.

Add to that the fact that the song was released by a label named Benson Records, and I feel even more like a piece of shit for having my name involved with the saddest Christmas song ever.

Depressing Christmas songs suck. What's your least favorite?

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^ FUCK THAT NOISE
Dec 10 2013 4:12PM
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Aidan-G
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My favorite christmas song is Santa Baby by Eartha Kitt. If that song doesn't give you a boner you're gay
Dec 10 2013 4:15PM
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Miomo
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All of them. I hate them all.
Dec 10 2013 4:15PM
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GayWolf420
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YO Fuck these new michale bolton honda ads. seriously. they're ruining christmas
Dec 10 2013 4:17PM
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Benson.
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Couldn't agree more.
Dec 10 2013 4:18PM
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Blake.P
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12 days of Christmas. Also Michael Bolton Christmas song
Dec 10 2013 4:27PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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I looooooooove christmas songs, lemme just start with that.

Although, whoever wrote "I want a hippopotamus for christmas" should definitely die in a fire.


Also, agreed in full on the above statement about "Santa Baby".
Dec 10 2013 4:28PM
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humpty
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the best christmas song
Dec 10 2013 4:29PM
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Aidan-G
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I could also listen to Carol of the Bells on repeat for the whole month of December
Dec 10 2013 4:30PM
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Aidan-G
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damn you beat me to it

I like this version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TFrO8c_kVQ


Also here's a fun game with Carol of the Bells playing the whole time if you want to waste some time

http://www.kongregate.com/games/nerdook/ultimate-santa-battle




Dec 10 2013 4:31PM
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ModMommy
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That song (Hippopotamus) is the downfall of Christmas.
Dec 10 2013 4:32PM
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Benson.
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I hate Same Old Lang Syne too. In case you don't know that one by name, it's the Dan Fogelberg one about him running into his old slampiece at the grocery store, and they get drunk in her car or something. You know, "We drank a toast to innocence, we drank a toast to .." Another fucking depressing Christmas song, not to mention it doesn't mention Christmas or the holidays at all. People just associate it with Christmas because the song takes place on Christmas Eve and because of the title.
Dec 10 2013 4:33PM
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Aidan-G
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Auld Lang Syne? The New Years Eve song?
Dec 10 2013 4:35PM
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will_powder
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hahahahahahahaha omg I'm dying
Dec 10 2013 4:36PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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and a close second runner up would be that damn Dominic the Donkey song. I blame the high suicide rate of the holidays on these songs alone.........ok maybe these two songs and faulty christmas light bulbs.
Dec 10 2013 4:36PM
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Aidan-G
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I'm so glad I've never heard of any of these songs
Dec 10 2013 4:37PM
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corona
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nah. this.


Dec 10 2013 4:40PM
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JAHpow
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The only Christmas song I don't enjoy is from back like in the '40s I think. There's a lady singing it and she's really nasally. It's so annoying. Sorry I can't remember what it's called, it ends with her singing "last niigghhhtt"
Dec 10 2013 4:41PM
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Benson.
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I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus?
Dec 10 2013 4:42PM
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Benson.
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No, it plays off the title of Auld Lang Syne. It's an original song by Dan Fogelberg, if you don't know what it is and haven't heard of it, consider yourself lucky.
Dec 10 2013 4:42PM
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Aidan-G
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I fucking love that song. It's so fucking bad and that's what makes it great
Dec 10 2013 4:43PM
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ModMommy
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Every year my sister sings Dominic the Donkey for days on end. Each year I ask for ear plugs so I don't have to deal with it.
Dec 10 2013 4:43PM
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Aidan-G
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All the songs you guys are saying sucks I've never heard of. I must be gifted
Dec 10 2013 4:44PM
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Benson.
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It gets weirder when you realize that the kid's mom isn't cheating on her husband with Santa, but that the kid's parents have a Santa fetish, lols
Dec 10 2013 4:46PM
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Benson.
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Thoughts on the Paul McCartney song? Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time? Some people love it and others hate it. I really like it.
Dec 10 2013 4:47PM
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JAHpow
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Yup that's it. Some other artists sing it fine but whoever that lady is that sang it back in the 40s or whenever ruined it for me.
Dec 10 2013 4:49PM
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Aidan-G
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I like the version where it's a choir instead of McCartney. Tried to find. Found out Demi Lovato covered the song. I have a new favorite version
Dec 10 2013 4:50PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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haha it sounds funky but that is actually a 13 year old boy singing I'm pretty sure.
Dec 10 2013 5:03PM
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Benson.
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You're probably thinking of the Michael Jackson version back when he was young in the Jackson 5 days.

The nasally '40s lady he's talking about is Brenda Lee, I think. Yes, I know way too much useless info about Christmas music.
Dec 10 2013 5:06PM
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slav_slayer
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I was in applebees and they were playing a version of jingle bells with only dog barks.... I wanted to tear my ears off
Dec 10 2013 5:07PM
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