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ARE YOU most attractive member on NS?

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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,471
This morning I sat down to write an Op-Ed piece for NS titled "The Hottest Blue/Pinknames According to Me." After 30 minutes of frustration, I came to a depressing conclusion: I have no idea which of you guys are hot. I don't know the usernames of the NS'ers I follow on instagram, and there's no way I can be sure they are the hottest.

So I'm making this thread to make my job a little easier. Show me why YOU deserve the title of hottest member.

While pictures are important, don't forget to include the little things (no, not your penis) that make you a babe: Do you drive race cars? Are you a lumberjack? Do you not have a gag reflex?

Also- Red, Green, and Purple names- If you make a very strong argument, I might include you too.

Cheers, may the best Blue/Pink win

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11 years ago
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Twerk
Posts: 252 - Karma: 1,059
Sorry, I know I'm ugly.
11 years ago
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
I'm stupid and ugly but my penis is sublime.
11 years ago
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goodnoooo
Posts: 555 - Karma: 2,075
i can roll a burrito with my eyes closed.

11 years ago
6 1
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
I look like Kimbo Slice beat me in the face with a shovel, but my rimjob skills are on point.
11 years ago
11 0
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90053
Posts: 2565 - Karma: 3,728
My apartment smells of rich mahogany
11 years ago
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erica
Posts: 3457 - Karma: 24,098
What if we set up a bracket of sorts with our competitors and let the people of newschoolers vote
11 years ago
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
That would swiftly destroy my confidence lol
11 years ago
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GIF
Posts: 468 - Karma: 1,279
Women give me dildos so you could say I'm pretty attractive
11 years ago
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Bmo.
Posts: 4908 - Karma: 2,669
So wrong BUT SO RIGHT
11 years ago
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,358
what the shit Mr.sloth i'm hot as fuck.
im hot because i can beat the shit out of people.
11 years ago
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5713 - Karma: 20,651
I can attest to this.
11 years ago
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,363
/thread
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11 years ago
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corona
Posts: 12830 - Karma: 33,104
39 pages for you to go through


hottest guys of NS:

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/673700/page/1/



hottest gals of NS:

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/674236/page/1/
11 years ago
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pow_pow~
Posts: 1429 - Karma: 1,804
Thank you purely for the sold 7 $100 Bill on the girls page that somehow I've never seen before
11 years ago
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,823
For the past few weeks i have been a lumberjack, do i win?
11 years ago
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Hahahaha I forgot about that. I love how it's the only thing quoted for like 5 pages it's so amazing. You can also tell that upvoting happened after this, as I think it's only like +1 or 2 haha

11 years ago
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SapperDaddy
Posts: 191 - Karma: 1,168
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Yes I am.
11 years ago
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BigScaryLarry
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 2,732
i am a fantastic cook, have luscious blonde hair and teach children how to freeski
11 years ago
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,311
This is my actual eye.

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11 years ago
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3111 - Karma: 18,166
I seriously do drive rave cars. Can provide pics if anyone is interested.

I'm the hottest skier on the mountain.
11 years ago
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Not that I don't believe you but I'm calling Wanker_Tanker to bring his test kit before I take that. You say it's a Lambo but I feel like there's a Fiero under there.
11 years ago
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
I run alot of road raves so Im really in shape
11 years ago
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
I hate when people play the rave card...
11 years ago
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cheezeNbacon
Posts: 341 - Karma: 145
by burrito you mean blunt right, because if you do.......skeet city
11 years ago
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goodnoooo
Posts: 555 - Karma: 2,075
tomato, tomahto...
11 years ago
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
that would be me...
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11 years ago
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,464
I've got some pretty good facial aesthetics, but I look really young for my age. Dat late bloomer status.
11 years ago
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3111 - Karma: 18,166
Delivering:

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11 years ago
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,798
Skiierman
11 years ago
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ModMommy
Posts: 10858 - Karma: 57,923
I restored my Mustang from the ground up and cook... That's all I got.
11 years ago
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
I'm chubby and make people laugh. I defer from this competition.
11 years ago
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
He knows haha he just wanted to post pics of his rave car.

11 years ago
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
marry me?
11 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52303 - Karma: 170,427
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/673700/

lindsay jibber nailed it on that one.
11 years ago
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coling
Posts: 1086 - Karma: -3
Abandon thread!
11 years ago
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
I have a great personality.
11 years ago
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
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11 years ago
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
You also have a Brand New album cover for your avatar so thats a plus.
11 years ago
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corona
Posts: 12830 - Karma: 33,104
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11 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52303 - Karma: 170,427
LOL

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11 years ago
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zahava
Posts: 7791 - Karma: 12,039
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//END THREAD
11 years ago
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ModMommy
Posts: 10858 - Karma: 57,923
1337 is a green name...
11 years ago
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Joshua.
Posts: 2957 - Karma: 6,230
Although he should be a red white and blue name...
11 years ago
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,509
Tie between me and jaydope. Click for larger image
11 years ago
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062
i think ashley would tell you im all the cuteness. all of it.

and she's green so her opinion is fact and as such is beyond contestation.


11 years ago
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1337
Posts: 31074 - Karma: 29,623
Ya that means I win
11 years ago
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ModMommy
Posts: 10858 - Karma: 57,923
Congratz most attractive boi
11 years ago
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
I mean duh it's el gato. I saw him on tinychat and he is hot and so is his cat.
11 years ago
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