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How do YOU get bottle? (Under 21 obviously)

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WaffleMaster
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Idk anyone who does fake IDs, plus they're hella costly

Does anyone just wait by a store for a chill dude and say hey wanna make __ bucks??
How much you give the dude?
Does it work most of the time? Like is it a decent method?
Stories? Bad turnouts?

AND, any other way to get some alcohol?



Probably threads on this already. I tried, searchbar sucks.
Dec 9 2013 5:10PM
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Hammyslapwagon
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I can't put enough emphasis on this statement .......
Dec 9 2013 10:00PM
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Labattski
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Nothing wrong with saying hella lol and maybe this dude forgot the a in get (a) bottle... The only reason that he should not be drinking is due to his age and what he does is no ones business besides his legal guardians and the law. If he is actually dumb enough to say "get bottle" he's obviously a moron and who cares if he drinks or not
Dec 9 2013 10:18PM
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Wallisch_pl
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haha if you wait for someone at the door there's a 90% chance it won't work

pull the ol' switch-a-roo (take a soda 12 pack, and replace all bottles with beer)

Dec 9 2013 10:19PM
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coling
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Also fun in hs is getting robitusson long acting. I think it has some alc but mostly dxm is fun from time to time
Dec 9 2013 10:32PM
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40oz.
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My fake ID was free, lol it's called paper template & student ID. Boom, just update the date on the template and reprint. Never has failed me.
Dec 9 2013 10:35PM
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RonJeremiah
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McLovin gets bottle.
Dec 9 2013 10:38PM
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40oz.
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Modest proposal style?
Dec 9 2013 10:41PM
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ModMommy
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A fake, ask friends who have fakes/friends that are old enough to buy for you, idk sleep with someone?
Dec 9 2013 11:00PM
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JahJahBinks
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Are you 14-16, serious question
Dec 9 2013 11:21PM
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pomme-de-terre
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i got a scanning, very legit looking fake ID when i was 18 or 19 and used it up until a two weeks ago when i turned 21. at $75 for two IDs im pretty sure it was one of the best things ive ever purchased. i bought alot of booze and got into alot of bars and clubs with that thing, i am the youngest of all my friends by a pretty wide margin and it was a nessecary item to maintain a social life. it was only denied three times in the the years i had it and i used the thing constantly. some places wouldnt accept an "out of state" ID so i have been known to flash my military id when buying booze because usually the person just thanks me for my service and cashes me out.

one night just a month before i finally became i went out with some friends and actually had my first ID taken from me by the bouncer at a super douchey club. we walked literally directly across the street, i pulled out my backup fake and they let us right in.

another time, after i had already had my one fake taken, i went into a bar im pretty sure i had been to before and the bouncer started giving me shit and snatched the ID. calling it out as a fake, i argued with him for a minute (i was drunk) and showed a credit card and the military id with it but he was a total dick and still wouldnt let me in. finally, he says "alright, how much will you pay me for this thing back?" i was kinda mad at this point and just said "how about i kick your ass and take it?" the guy was twice my size and could have easily put me down in one punch, but immediately got all sheepish and pushed the card back into my hands saying that he didnt want any trouble, at that point my friends had come back to the door and we walked out and went elsewhere.

also, i broke the last remaining fake in half on accident two weeks before my 21st, it was still hanging together by the laminate so i said fuck it and proceeded to go out both weekends leading up to my birthday, with a snapped- in - fucking two fake ID and got served at every single bar i went to, i would just hand it to the bouncer/bartender and be like "careful man i fuckin snapped it on accident the other day, waiting for a new one in the mail" and they bought it every time. i was in awe.
Dec 9 2013 11:21PM
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Blurst
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man this is a good post.
Dec 9 2013 11:24PM
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James.May
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>Man up and grow a beard
>walk into bottle store, grab said bottle
>Go to the cash like you own the place, no id - pay
>bottle aquired!

Dec 9 2013 11:40PM
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nutz.
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I go to the dep or saq, pull out my ID, and buy it. Oh the joys of living in montreal
Dec 9 2013 11:52PM
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snakerton
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To all the people who are making fun of OP for saying he wants "a bottle". I am a senior in high school and this is actually a normal thing to say. "Ey man would you put up for a bottle" Times change, so does slang

Also OP, last resort you can always steal a bottle. Its kinda sketchy so don't do it too often and test your luck.
But in a clutch time, just walk into the store, pick up desired alcohol and walk out the door. 9/10 times they won't even notice. They'll assume you bought it. If the happen to notice they probably won't do anything. If they do just run. They will not chase you. That's a fact.

IF you choose this method, be careful.
Dec 9 2013 11:53PM
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PeppermillReno
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The trick to this is to take 2 bottles.  And drop one when you run away if the do chase you which happens enough.

So they see a handle of Mr Bartons get dropped and can be like 'good I stopped a robbery' and then they'l stop chasing.  Best case scenario is you get 2 bottles.

Make sure you have a getaway car ready and you do this a few towns over from your own.


I must have gone through 10 fake IDs before turning 21.  Assholes take them non stop.  The best are real ones that look like you.
Dec 10 2013 12:13AM
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coling
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Young kids trying to invent slang are fucking lame. Theres enough slang in the world
Dec 10 2013 12:22AM
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Chunter
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Hmmm....thats a good one...
Dec 10 2013 12:31AM
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WaffleMaster
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Yeah I'm only surrounded by my high school, how the fuck am I supposed to know what everyone else says? That's the norm at my school, thought it was widely known...

Anyways best real response so far. Thanks my man.

*gets arrested*
Dec 10 2013 12:31AM
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JahJahBinks
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Yeah, I know quite a bit of people who refer to it as a bottle. I sometimes do as well. But I do live in fucking Kentucky and everything in fucking Kentucky is fucking stupid, so that's probably why we call it a bottle.
Dec 10 2013 12:49AM
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WaffleMaster
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No dude, we literally say "bottle". Like "I hear you're trying to score some bottle" "I'll bring some bottle". When you think about it, MJ has so many nicknames, alcohol really needs more...

bring on the hate, fuckers
Dec 10 2013 12:52AM
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JahJahBinks
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Never heard that. We always use an article, that's weird
Dec 10 2013 12:53AM
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WaffleMaster
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Plus fellas I'm in Milwaukee, your town has nothing on our drinking game.

And we say bottle. So it's bottle
Dec 10 2013 12:58AM
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-WZ-
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most people are chill, just ask someone by a store..
Dec 10 2013 1:10AM
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whoa-dere
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im in madison #goml
Dec 10 2013 1:16AM
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coolflash8
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Where'd you get it? They sell fakes here in Thailand but they are crap, I'll bring a few back but I doubt they will work. Looking for a nice one so I can supply kids freshmen year at college next year.
Dec 10 2013 3:33AM
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40oz.
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Hahaha you're dumb, my town shits on every bit of drinking you think you guys do
Dec 10 2013 8:45AM
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pow_pow~
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Because I live in a real country I can buy it at 18. When I wasn't 18 though, either asked my parents on friends older siblings.
Dec 10 2013 12:32PM
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SamtheEagle
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in high school we got alcohol by

1 shoulder tapping random people
2 made fakes
3 garaging (go into open garages and look to see if there is alcohol there which there is like half the time)
4 older siblings
5 shoplift
Dec 10 2013 12:38PM
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KingTaco
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Came here to say this. Its super scummy and I wouldnt recommend it but I know plenty of kids who have. Gas stations usually sell like 7 dollar bottles of wine which are incredibly easy to tuck in your waistband and it just rests on the crotch section of your pants. If you wear a sweatshirt you cant see the bulge either.

I knew a kid my freshman year of school who would put 2 40s in his pants and walk out out of the gas station. sounds like bs but it really happened
Dec 10 2013 12:52PM
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PeppermillReno
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The best way to steal from liquor stores is to go out the back door and steal whatever shit is near it in the back area.  So find the door before you get in the store and have some idea of where you are going.  If someoen gives you shit for being back there say the cashier said you could go back to take a piss.

Locate exit and then see what shit is around and peace the fuck out with it.


I wouldn't try this outside MA where people are gun happy though.
Dec 10 2013 4:43PM
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nutz.
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whoa
Dec 10 2013 4:48PM
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Sky.
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This I used a fake from a Bosnian kid named mirza that weighed a good 50 pounds more then me from 15 - 21 worked every time bars/clubs/ liquor stores. The hey mister does work but it's so much easier to make friends with with a 21+ that has no friends and have girls ask they seem to always have better luck with creepy older kids
Dec 10 2013 5:42PM
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proZach
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you're the worst kind of people.
Dec 10 2013 5:42PM
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Willgum
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Pick someone who looks the oldest in your group, and drive around to all liquor stores in your area, cast a wide wide net. You will just have to try to buy stuff, and 80% of the time they will ask you for id and if they do just pretend like you lost it. The 20% that do tend to be smaller mom and pop liquor stores, and try to strike conversation or get the teller distraced by asking questions about liquors they carry, the weather etc...

I dont look like im even 20 and I dont get carded 20% of the time, it should work for you
Dec 10 2013 11:33PM
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PeppermillReno
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This won't work I've tried this before as a youngun.  High school kids will always get carded particularly as none can walk up to a counter and act like they've bough liquor before.  Its their livelyhood on the line.  You've boughten beer plenty of times in your life thats why occasionally a guy won't card you its just different.

I made a lot of money as a freshman-junior in HS because I found an ID of some dude who looked nothing like me and had random fakes from NYC I used and usually I could find somewhere to sell.  I could sell beers for 3 dollars a pop and I'd go buy a 30 for some kids and make 20 bucks off it and keep 5 of the beers I would do this 3-4 times a week.  Its fun being that kid who can buy. 

I actually lost that first ID because a offduty cop saw me come out of the store with a 30 and walk behind it to meet my buddies.  We had just put the beers in our backpacks and the guy rolled up.  Fucking guy took my ID I was just triyng to give the beers back and he let us keep the beers LOL I was like shit man take the beers I want the ID. 

The biggest hinderance to doing that was that there was ALWAYS a baby face kid around in the parking lot (if you walked to the store) or car thats what gets you busted it isn't going in the store trying to buy its walking out and then meeting up with the kids who can't buy right after you bought booze.  Being alone is way easier.

Dec 11 2013 12:47AM
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Sno.
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ahahah, my thoughts exactly.
Dec 11 2013 12:49AM
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Sno.
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As someone who is over 21, there is nothing more annoying than kids outside of stores asking me to buy them "bottle."

However, when I was 21 and dating who is now my husband, his little brother would call me up and ask if I would buy him booze. I did it for him a few times. So I guess my answer is-- text your older brother's girlfriend and ask nicely.
Dec 11 2013 12:57AM
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Sno.
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Oh, and here's the worst-- a minor asks you to buy them booze and they give you some money and tell you exactly what they want, and you get to the register and they are short in the amount of money they gave you so you bail them out and pay extra, and then they question you when you come out of the store...

haha, my husbands little brother used to do this to me. He'd give me like $20 and ask for something specific. It would come to like $24.00 and I'd just pay the extra and then he'd question me and say something stupid like "I gave you a $20 and it was $18.99"...stupid kids don't think about tax...
Dec 11 2013 1:03AM
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Microcosm
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When I turned 21 I walked right in excited as a spring chicken with my ID all ready. Didn't get ID'd. Hell I still only get ID'd some of the time.

Turns out I could have bought alcohol years ago if all it takes was a five o'clock shadow, but I digress.

Go in with confidence and don't buy something cheap and shitty that teenagers would obviously buy. Of course it's easy not to look worried when you're actually of age.

I never asked randos, just feels like a bad idea. In college this was never a huge problem anyway, try making friends?
Dec 11 2013 2:47AM
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Microcosm
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gotta add that convenience fee, your gas and time right? really though I've never had a random kid ask me outside the store. no doubt people do it but I guess I look unapproachable
Dec 11 2013 2:55AM
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Sno.
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They don't give you a convenience fee, though, or they think a couple bucks is enough. They're all so broke. I only ever did it for my now brother-in-law and will never do it again.

I've had people ask me to buy them smokes--telling me they're under 18. I never do it.

Dec 11 2013 2:58AM
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Microcosm
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yeah I can see the situation, of course in a better world you would be compensated. not having enough to cover the bill would probably deter me from continuing with the favors as well. ciggs I wouldn't do, nasty habit I'd rather not contribute towards.
Dec 11 2013 3:26AM
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fortyvalve
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beards don't do shit I still get carded for even tobacco products and I'm 21 in 2 weeks
Dec 11 2013 10:32AM
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HamFaceGirl
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I'm gonna go ahead and agree with ar6 on this one
Dec 11 2013 10:44AM
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Willgum
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This is the worst. For me, my friends will be like: "Heres 25, I looked online and it said it's 17.99 so you can keep the extra"
First off you looked at some warehouse outlet discount website in kentucky, secondly excise tax fucker.
Dec 11 2013 12:26PM
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*Frankie*
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This
Dec 11 2013 5:17PM
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KJacks
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well, i walk into the liquor store and i buy a bottle because i am 19 and i live in canada
Dec 11 2013 5:47PM
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BigScaryLarry
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a liftie hooks me up occasionally. usually just bank on my friends already having some haha
Dec 11 2013 8:46PM
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Ski_Alot
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rubbing alchohol-soaked tampon straight up the cornhole, you can usually get ur bros to help get it up there


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