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How do YOU get bottle? (Under 21 obviously)

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WaffleMaster
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Idk anyone who does fake IDs, plus they're hella costly

Does anyone just wait by a store for a chill dude and say hey wanna make __ bucks??
How much you give the dude?
Does it work most of the time? Like is it a decent method?
Stories? Bad turnouts?

AND, any other way to get some alcohol?



Probably threads on this already. I tried, searchbar sucks.
Dec 9 2013 5:10PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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just tell them you are skilled at playing the skin flute
Dec 9 2013 5:11PM
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Dr.Dealgood
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Go drink Listerine.
Dec 9 2013 5:14PM
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whoa-dere
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You shouldn't drink before you turn 21. Go home
Dec 9 2013 5:14PM
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.AR6rider.
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Get...bottle?

Get...fucking...bottle?

WHERE THE FUCK DO HIGH SCHOOL KIDS COME UP WITH SLANG THESE DAYS?!
Dec 9 2013 5:15PM
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WaffleMaster
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kid did this at summer camp back in the day, fuwked him up
Dec 9 2013 5:15PM
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WaffleMaster
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lmfao, made me laugh dude

idk, to me that's just normal
Dec 9 2013 5:16PM
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TOK
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Sounds like he knows how to party.
10/10 would drink with.
Dec 9 2013 5:17PM
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Benson.
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Friends' older siblings? Anyway, if you can't figure out how to get alcohol, (and are calling it bottle), you probably shouldn't be drinking it.
Dec 9 2013 5:18PM
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shitpoop
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If you call it "get bottle" and say "hella" you should not be drinking
Dec 9 2013 5:18PM
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Randy_Quench
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OP is indeed a chode. nice lingo dirtbag.
Dec 9 2013 5:20PM
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WaffleMaster
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No fucks given dude. You're on the internet, chances are there are regions with different slang. Who gives a shit.
Dec 9 2013 5:23PM
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first_rodeo
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asking people outside a store is a terrible idea. unless you're a pinkname
You'll have better luck trying to rack it
Dec 9 2013 5:26PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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OP sucks more than a transgendered prostitute from Orlando.

But to answer his question.

I am 21 and I was at Albertson's (grocery store) this weekend and this little red head girl in front of me in line had about 8 handles she was buying. She was 21 and they had some undercovers working the lot and they rolled up when she was loading her car. She got a ticket since she had 4 minors in her car trying to "get bottle".

The minors also got tickets too

You're fucked no matter what you do OP you'll never get bottle.
Dec 9 2013 5:31PM
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Mag
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By living in a real country.
Dec 9 2013 5:35PM
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coling
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Make friends with your friends older brothers
Dec 9 2013 5:36PM
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bakedpow
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Dec 9 2013 5:37PM
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Mag
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Sleep with friends older brothers
Dec 9 2013 5:37PM
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YourMomsCouch
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Eat some fermented apples you amateur
Dec 9 2013 5:38PM
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SFB
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or babies.
Dec 9 2013 5:41PM
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Aidan-G
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High school kids are dumb. Trust me I was one
Dec 9 2013 5:44PM
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JeremyClarkson
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There's an old homeless man in my town who everyone calls "General Blaze". All the kids in my town's high school go to this guy to 'get bottle' as a last resort.
Hes been camped out behind a gym for years, even through the winter, and you always have to give him 5 bucks or he comes back with Popov or Natty Ice. He also is the best self-proclaimed rapper in the world and will sometimes just walk up to you in the street and start rapping in your face.

Quality dude.
Dec 9 2013 5:47PM
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Bmo.
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Make your own
Dec 9 2013 5:47PM
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Iraq_Lobster
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i don't "get bottle" because I am underage and it would be illegal
Dec 9 2013 5:49PM
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GayWolf420
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lol just walk up in that bitch and jack a 30 rack

thats what people at my school do
Dec 9 2013 5:50PM
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Heart
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I ask my RA to get some for me.
Dec 9 2013 5:54PM
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SFB
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cool
Dec 9 2013 5:54PM
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proZach
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fact.
Dec 9 2013 5:56PM
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Lemuel
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By "get bottle" I assume you mean baby bottle and therefore you can probably get it from your mother.

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Dec 9 2013 6:00PM
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Aidan-G
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What if I only say hella? Can I drink then?
Dec 9 2013 6:01PM
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Gooneez
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Kindly ask your parents
Dec 9 2013 6:02PM
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eheath
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When I was in highschool, I had a couple good friends with older siblings that would just buy us booze every weekend, it was prime.

In college its pretty much impossible not to know someone 21 or someone with a fake. hell the closest gas station wouldn't even card us when we'd go in, just ask our birthday.
Dec 9 2013 6:07PM
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Cotter
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Friend of mine makes cider in his bedroom, sells it for about 5$/1.5l. Otherwise, coworkers, older friends etc. "getting bottle" is no issue at all.
Dec 9 2013 6:07PM
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*Nickdel*
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Hey mister
Dec 9 2013 6:07PM
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Chompo.
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I guess I will leave some serious advice to help this poor soul out solely because I feel bad.

Playing "Hey Mr." is what people call what you just described, generally works but you have to be selective with who you ask. I know kids who have had more than $60 ripped off doing this. On the other side of the spectrum I also know kids who have successfully gotten about $120 worth of booze using this method.

Where I live that is generally not necessary though. Living on the edge of detroit most store owners don't care or won't think to even check if you look reasonably close to 21 because they are just looking for the business. The key is to know what you're talking about and have confidence. If you go in and ask for "a big bottle of vodka" or something like that you will never get sold so, whereas if you confidently ask for 1/5 of makers they won't even doubt you.

Hope this helps

DISCLAIMER: I do not encourage drinking or trying to buy alcohol while under 21 in any way, you can get in lots of trouble for it, these are simply the methods I know kids use to buy around my neighborhood
Dec 9 2013 6:11PM
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arnie_grape
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ive never heard of a fake costing more than $50
just use someone's old license then. they don't even really have to look like you
Dec 9 2013 6:11PM
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PeterNorth
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how dumb was this girl, there is no proof that she was buying it for them. cops cant come to conclusions that your buying it for them unless they see the minors handing the money to the girl and walking off with the ALC. your story is false
Dec 9 2013 6:13PM
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GayWolf420
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ur just jeluz u dnt hav n e ballz m8
Dec 9 2013 6:14PM
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catsRjerks
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Chill the fuck out tanner
Dec 9 2013 6:14PM
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TotalNan
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If you're in college, you literally need to have some sort of disease to not be able to acquire alcohol... And asking randos is never a good idea. That's a great way to get busted
Dec 9 2013 9:07PM
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RalphLauren.
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exclusively jankums
Dec 9 2013 9:09PM
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Errl
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Man it's good to be the younger sibling
Dec 9 2013 9:20PM
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elinde
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Randos worked with me for a while, but eventually it all came crashing down. We'd been getting mostly beer from asking sketchy people to go into sketchy bodegas and we'd give them the money to get it. Occasionally we struck it lucky and got picked up in a car of senior girls but most of the time it was 18-21 year old looking hispanic dudes hanging out on a corner in a gang (I now know a lot of these guys were pretty dangerous and wouldn't mind jumping a few preppy white kids, not a good a idea but we were stupid). This worked for a while and eventually we found a really nice dude who gave us his number and hooked us up whenever we asked. One night in the town we got like 36 and brought it back to my friends house and stashed it in his attic. Being the greedy little bastards we were, we decided it wasn't enough and went to get 36 more. Our dude wasn't available at the time so we asked a young-looking dude standing on the steps of a bodega. Everything went smoothly, and I suggested we go the slightly less exposed route home that we had used earlier. But, my friends, as lazy and overconfident as we were, suggested we just take the main street holding a black bag clearly filled with cans of beer. Well, this route went right by the police station and sure enough, a disappointed looking cop was standing on the steps, flashed his badge and told us to come inside. Parent's were called, and we were informed we had just bought from a notorious dealer they were trying to get something on. Everybody was sad, angry, and it was not a good time in my life. Now we mostly rely on older friends or siblings, and just any other means that presents itself to us. Randos still work really well if at a festival, and it's super easy to do whatever you want there. But, if looking for some "bottle" just for a party or to chill, I recommend finding whatever seems safest, be it a sibling or a friend or whatever.
Dec 9 2013 9:26PM
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Labattski
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Step 1: don't look like your 14
Step 2: walk into the store like a normal person
Step 3: pay with cash.
The worst thing that they're going to do is ask if you have id. Then you just say no and walk away lol. Most places I've been to when I was younger never id'd me anyways. You'll probably be fine. just remember that alcohol can have major irreversible effects on the adolescent brain. Drink smart
Dec 9 2013 9:27PM
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Weeezy
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As long as I give either of my parents a few hours notice and pay, theyll pick up whatever I need. But drinking age is only 18 here.
Dec 9 2013 9:37PM
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coling
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Go to the nearest college to party
Dec 9 2013 9:37PM
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deerpong
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Make some homemade(hobo) wine/beer and youll be all gravy
Dec 9 2013 9:44PM
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chacha33
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Fuck bitches, get hella bottle. All you need to do in life, doesn't matter what you gotta do to get it
Dec 9 2013 9:51PM
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coling
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Dont worry about getting alcohol before college. I did, but it doesnt make any difference. Just be patient. Plenty of time to be old
Dec 9 2013 9:54PM
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Blake.P
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if you have to ask how to get it, you shouldn't be drinking...
Dec 9 2013 9:55PM
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Shredsterr
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I just take it from the rents, get it all in my system, borrow my moms car and usually get to the party unscathed. Can't say the same for the wild dingo I rabbled over the other day though, lol. I recommend you try the same broooooooooooo
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