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I need help! Advice on how to ruin someone's date

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willice_l
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How to ruin someone's date?

This dude is asking me to go on double date, but i have to go with a girl im really not interested in and he gets to go after the hottie im interested in. Everyone has been telling me to go on the date and make it back fire so i get the girl im interested in.

This is what happened: I had to deal Texas Hold Em for 3 hours for a college event. These two girls sat down at my table and I started really hitting it off with the hot girl. We talked a lot about skiing and how we had both had a good days (I was at Bridger Bowl, she was at Big Sky). Her Redhead friend barely talked to me, also not to be mean, but was like a 4 outa 10. The dude who wants me to go on this date is named Coleman. He knows the redhead pretty well and talked to her for a while.

Then later Coleman gave the red head my number against my will, saying "Hes single and ready to mingle" (hes actually a really funny who wants to screw me over). She told him that her hot friend who skis is single and we should all go on a double date. Against my will again he said i was good with it.

So now I gotta figure out how to score the hot girl. How do I do that, or how do I ruin his day?
Dec 9 2013 1:21AM
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ThaLorax
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Well, you'll never get the girl by pulling a scumbag move....
Dec 9 2013 1:23AM
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Scotty_Boy
Posts: 777 - Karma: 1,449
Pee in her butt or outski Coleman
Dec 9 2013 1:26AM
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J_Christoph
Posts: 2519 - Karma: 8,752
Watch little rascals. Cat litter in the sandwiches, frog in the water, etc
Dec 9 2013 1:27AM
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iFlip
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Go somewhere with dancing. Suggest everyone at your table get up and go dance. After a song or two suggest switching partners for a song. Start dancing with the girl you want. Lean in a little extra close and whisper that she's the reason you came on the date and you thought things were going well the other night before what's his name got involved. If she sees things your way just don't switch partners back and you'll both laugh at the dude.
Dec 9 2013 1:28AM
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youngdtay
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Tell Coleman to go fuck himself, don't show up, and spend the time you could be wasting on that date to find a hotter girl.
Dec 9 2013 1:33AM
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willice_l
Posts: 85 - Karma: 239
Well this guy really really objectifies women and really just wants to get something outta the date like getting laid, he told me this when he said we were going on this date. He doesnt even know the hot girl or knows what she looks like. He pretty much told me he was kinda screwing me in the first place.
Dec 9 2013 1:33AM
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whoa-dere
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fart and blame it on him
Dec 9 2013 1:34AM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4805 - Karma: -651
You NEED TO MAN UP AND TELL THE HOT GIRL THAT YOU GUYS ARE SWITCHED WRONG. 

You need to get her number and be like.  Look, I know redhead likes Coleman more than me.  And Im more interested in you.  And coleman will bang anything that walks and says he'd do both of you.  I'm sort of just looking to be friends but I only like you not her.  Can we switch the arrangement?  Hes not that bad of a guy he just wants booty.  Im not ready for anything serious but I have a crush on you so I want to get to know each other.  Don't be creepy.

You have to do it.

You have not crossed the path of no return yet the hot friend is not off limits.  Second you reject the redhead in person you are fucked a hot girl doesn't need to stab an ugly friend in the back she has options.


Do you know her facebook?  Send a message to that effect.


Your toast the second you reject the redhead the hottie isn't going to break the code for ya.


Situations like this separate men from boys good luck.  Itll really sting if he ends up dating the hot girl longterm.





Dec 9 2013 1:42AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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>go on double date
>leave girls at place
>go home and fuck coleman
Dec 9 2013 1:44AM
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PeppermillReno
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If this is the situation I doubt you will take my advice. 

And I'd consider making a change in your life and not being runner up to coleman.  Time to man up.


Do you both have the hot girls number?  If so you need to sort the situation out. 


Just be like my friend can be pushy and I hate going on double dates cause he wants sex and I don't and you are golden.  But say hes not that bad of a guy just desperate.
Dec 9 2013 1:45AM
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Bogs
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I actually like this idea. Pretty low risk, very high reward.
Dec 9 2013 1:45AM
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JAHpow
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The only logical solution
Dec 9 2013 1:47AM
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J_Christoph
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Iflip had it right. Disregard this op. Also, is it a rule of yours to always have a 1+ paragraph response to everything??
Dec 9 2013 1:47AM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4805 - Karma: -651
Dude you are a moron.  Bet your SAT scores sucked.

The hot girl can't break the code.  Its just mean to do that to a less attractive friend.  He'll be off limits soon.  Neither will get booty.
Dec 9 2013 1:53AM
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J_Christoph
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Haha you're trying too hard to blow the sat comeback thing off as a joke brotha. And if op is attractive and cool enough she will be fine with gettin at him
Dec 9 2013 1:59AM
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PeppermillReno
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A few months later.  Or if they stumble into each other at a party or bars or something and she isn't with the friend sure.

She won't go on a date with him the next day after he rejects her friend.  Now the ugly girl might do that but hot ones don't.  He'll have to wait.
Dec 9 2013 2:03AM
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J_Christoph
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Few months is excessive. And he doesn't have to openly reject the less attractive one. He can be polite and have fun on the date, but make sure he gets in good with the hottie. Couple days to a week is fine imo to really start talkin to her. He wouldn't want the other dude gettin a good foundation with her now would he
Dec 9 2013 2:11AM
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ChillTeenDad420
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>sneak exlax in coleman and hurt bitch's drinks
>wait 5 minutes
>both will get up to unleash the power of the brown flood
>use the opportunity to tell the dime (calmly and sensitively) that coleman has aids and you do your best to help him stay happy and healthy
>she will be moist
>dip out with her
>diddle

Dec 9 2013 2:11AM
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PeppermillReno
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Oh, I have another idea, bring more people.  So someone who will bang the redhead.  Maybe even another friend.  Make it 4 guys 2 girls or better yet bring another girl.  That will totally impress both of them.

THen let Coleman look a fool trying too hard with hottie.



That will work.  Ya welcome OP.
Dec 9 2013 2:15AM
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Toaster-Tony
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How about you save yourself a friendship and possibly score the girl by talking to your friend. Tell him you like her and if he wants to be a bro, he can wingman you or opt out of the date. I'd do it for a buddy if I could tell that he was serious about it.
Dec 9 2013 2:19AM
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Dr.Dickless
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I hate you a lot, but that's actually a solid idea
Dec 9 2013 2:41AM
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-MK-
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Don't go and jack off to the thought of said hot girl
Dec 9 2013 2:44AM
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maximiliaan
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what about knitting his shoelaces together? that would get that fucker!
Dec 9 2013 4:25AM
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catsRjerks
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It's so fucking simple dude, tell the hot chick you're around here area and you'll pick her up for the night.. Bam, make your move.. Bam again ask to go to brown town
Dec 9 2013 4:53AM
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Davy.Crockett
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There are better ways to deal with your situation.

coleman sounds like a fuck. if he's never even seen the hot girl and is better friends with the red head, while you've almost exclusively talked to the hot one and aren't friends with the red head, don't even agree to go.

you just need to let the hot girl your interested asap
Dec 9 2013 5:49AM
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Iraq_Lobster
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you need to kill coleman, invite the hot girl to his funeral, forget about the redhead and never talk to her again, wait tell the people leave the cemetery after burial and fuck the hot girl on his grave, that will show him.
Dec 9 2013 9:24AM
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EricaMN.
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put a mattress in his pool
Dec 9 2013 10:51AM
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SFB
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put a pool in his matress
Dec 9 2013 10:54AM
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goodnoooo
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the only logical thing is to challenge Coleman to a battle royale
Dec 9 2013 10:56AM
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SkiThe603
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obvious you put some roofies in the redheads drink and then your buddies
bang the hottie
rinse and repeat
Dec 9 2013 11:00AM
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SFB
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and if coleman loses he has to threesome with op and hot girl.
Dec 9 2013 11:20AM
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Benson.
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You should get up in the middle of dinner and stand on the table and jizz in your friend's face. That will establish dominance and the beeyotches will flock 2 u.

Dec 9 2013 11:28AM
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Tinga
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this sounds like the plot for a sitcom.
Dec 9 2013 11:43AM
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theabortionator
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Grow a pair and say something/ do something. Or just act like a child and see where that get's you.
Dec 9 2013 1:21PM
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willice_l
Posts: 85 - Karma: 239
Dang there be some good advice on here, ALRIGHT this is happening wednesday night so I will keep u guys posted, i still have to decide on what im gonna do
Dec 9 2013 4:43PM
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Benson.
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Fuckin' this shit again...
Dec 9 2013 5:09PM
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JAHBRADOR
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Kill coleman. He sounds like a little shit anyway.
Dec 9 2013 5:19PM
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coling
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Just put a bag over the redheads head. Problem solved
Dec 9 2013 5:34PM
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Weeezy
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Break his arm via arm wrestle obviously
Dec 9 2013 9:13PM
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Mr.Huck
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Dec 9 2013 9:27PM
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Mr.Huck
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Dec 9 2013 9:30PM
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Horsefacekillah
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When your all at the table just interupt the conversation and casuly say "Coleman hows your aidz" And sit back and watch the show.
Dec 9 2013 9:37PM
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chacha33
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Put a wedding ring in one of their glasses and blame it on coleman
Dec 9 2013 9:43PM
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Mr.Mitten
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Woah this guy's got the right idea!
Dec 9 2013 10:29PM
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-WZ-
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bang coleman and make the hot girl watch
she'll definitely want you after you prove to her that you are alpha
Dec 10 2013 1:24AM
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willice_l
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AAHHHHH YEAAA i got the hottie!!!!! Coleman ended up getting stuck with the redhead, i took iFlips advice, i tried the fart but i think no one heard it or understood what i was saying, the exlax was too expensive but i tried...I also tried to seduce coleman but that didnt work...
Dec 13 2013 9:37PM
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Dr.Dealgood
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gg, good reporting back.

But bad job a sit-rep with no pics WUT DOOD
Dec 13 2013 9:41PM
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TheClap.
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This
Dec 13 2013 9:42PM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
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So how did you do it?
Dec 13 2013 9:44PM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
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Nevermind I found iFlips post
Dec 13 2013 9:46PM
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