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averageMIskier
Posts: 600 - Karma: 1,385
Whats the most ridiculous/ awesome tinder lines you can think of or have used?

i.e.

"roses are red
violets are blue,
and i am pretty sure my dick belongs in you"

note: preferably successful
Dec 8 2013 8:44PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Lets fuck
Dec 8 2013 8:45PM
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goodnoooo
Posts: 555 - Karma: 2,075
this guy messaged me and said: "i'm just a dog looking for a bone, can you be my bone?"

lawl.
Dec 8 2013 8:46PM
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Snowtorious_BIG
Posts: 659 - Karma: 1,467
What's Tinder?
Dec 8 2013 8:47PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
did you say yes
Dec 8 2013 8:47PM
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goodnoooo
Posts: 555 - Karma: 2,075
nooo
Dec 8 2013 8:49PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
:(
Dec 8 2013 8:51PM
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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
Hey how are things?
Dec 8 2013 8:53PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,232
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/754942/
Dec 8 2013 8:53PM
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254
What's it like being the cutest girl on tinder?

On a scale from 1-10, you're a 9 and I'm the one you need.
Dec 9 2013 12:20AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
"I don't play football, but you can coach me like Sandusky" is a favorite I use on Grindr
Dec 9 2013 12:29AM
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MustBeMattyB
Posts: 495 - Karma: 2,147
got a hold of my buddies phone, liked like 100 bitches in a row
Dec 9 2013 12:30AM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
wheres that one kids tinder that has been posted in a couple threads, that shit was a riot.
Dec 9 2013 12:31AM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
hahaha classssic
Dec 9 2013 12:32AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
"I'm not gay but $5 is $5"
Dec 9 2013 1:55AM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,176
"Do you like turtles?"

"Yeah"

"Wanna fuck?"
Dec 9 2013 2:02AM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,232
tinder lovin or something like that hahaha
Dec 9 2013 5:52AM
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Agamemnon
Posts: 310 - Karma: 3,402
Do you like tapes and CDs?
Cos i wanna tape my dick to your forehead so you can CDs nuts




Didn't reply.
Dec 9 2013 6:33AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
I once said "hi" to a girl, o man good times with tinder, good times.
Dec 11 2013 6:57PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
wow you got him good
Dec 11 2013 7:08PM
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GaryColeman
Posts: 248 - Karma: 380
what da fuck is tinder
Dec 11 2013 8:00PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
*stationary


Get your mind out of the gutter, you sick twisted fuck
Dec 11 2013 8:06PM
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Wulfty
Posts: 344 - Karma: 1,876
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have some a gun
So get in the van
Dec 11 2013 8:07PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
"Roses are nice
Violets are cool
If you don't fuck me
I'll shoot up your school"

Gets em every time.
Dec 11 2013 9:22PM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
Posts: 315 - Karma: 765
Honestly I can't get one girl to talk to me on there. I must one ugly ass mofucka
Dec 12 2013 1:31AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
talk or match?
Dec 12 2013 1:32AM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
Posts: 315 - Karma: 765
Neither, but I'm not exactly sure how it works. I like girls, it's come to the point where I just like all of them. My friend told me they have to like you back in order to start chatting.
Dec 12 2013 1:34AM
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Meeds
Posts: 73 - Karma: 335
eyy bb u haev sum fuk?
Dec 12 2013 2:32AM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
"If you sit on my face I'll eat my way to your heart". Works every time.
Dec 12 2013 3:45PM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
but seriously, if the girl is on there she is looking to make a connection with someone, just don't be boring...
Dec 12 2013 3:46PM
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krum
Posts: 79 - Karma: -167
Big it DUP --- saddle up YALL and get ready to drop a sum DUECES!!!!




Dec 12 2013 5:14PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
Great tinder story, this happened today I swear it. So I've been seeing this girl and we met via...... yeah. Anyhow I was talking to this other girl, on the same app, and I asked her to go out this weekend. she said yes and gave me her FB, I look at her profile and we have three friends in common, guess who one of them was? I look at her pics, and these two girl are in the first 20 pictures together on her page, and in at least 5 of her profile pics. I call up the first girl who I've already been seeing, and she goes "hey whats up I'm driving. I'm about to go pick my friend up from her school." I ask "Is her name by any chance sara -----------?" she goes "yeah how did you know that, we've been best friends since I was 10." me "promise you wont get mad."..............
Dec 12 2013 5:55PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Hahahahah thats where it got me
Dec 12 2013 5:57PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
She actually took it a lot better than I though. I was texting her all week, and wanted to hang out, so i could get my mind off finals, and she blew me off like 3 days in a row. She basically said "Well I did kind of tell her about you, but I didn't tell her your last name, or what you look like. I don't get this part, but she said because she new her, she's not mad. If it was someone she didn't know she'd be a little upset, I'd feel the exact opposite.
Dec 12 2013 6:02PM
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krum
Posts: 79 - Karma: -167
cool story bro, go tell that to your mother bcuz we do not fucking care.
Dec 12 2013 6:03PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
You have to be thackel, and this is clearly a troll, why do mods let these people hang around?
Dec 12 2013 6:05PM
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Kid.Kelley
Posts: 565 - Karma: 181
speak for yourself
Dec 12 2013 6:08PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,232
this is a horrible tinder story, what the hell? you matched with two friends and then told the first one her friend matched with you as well like it was some sort of sin.

You were supposed to set up a threesome you retard
Dec 12 2013 7:28PM
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GirthBrooks
Posts: 105 - Karma: 147
^quoted for emphasis.
Dec 12 2013 8:50PM
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