Member of the Month

hi_vis360
November, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Worst thing that has been said to you during/after sex

profile picture
StickDonkey
Posts: 284 - Karma: 2,456
Lately I've had some good ones. The last time I slept with this girl she says "that was fast" and last night she says "can we finish in the morning" this girl needs to make up her mind!
Dec 8 2013 11:59AM
1545 238
profile picture
coling
Posts: 1086 - Karma: -3
Already!??
Dec 8 2013 12:01PM
12 1
profile picture
UncleGerry
Posts: 1291 - Karma: 1,378
"Stop! STOP!!!"
Dec 8 2013 12:01PM
46 1
profile picture
StickDonkey
Posts: 284 - Karma: 2,456
Hahahaha
Dec 8 2013 12:03PM
3 1
profile picture
JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 17,200
Im like Ron Jeremy in the sack. Bitches dont know whats hit them.



Seriously, they all get aids.
Dec 8 2013 12:03PM
31 1
profile picture
hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,364
/threads for when i get married and fuck my bitch because i signed that virgin card or whatever in grade school
Dec 8 2013 12:20PM
33 1
profile picture
goodnoooo
Posts: 555 - Karma: 2,075
i sometimes high five guys after sex. i like to keep things casual
Dec 8 2013 12:20PM
77 3
profile picture
coling
Posts: 1086 - Karma: -3
If you high fived me after sex i would never speak to you again
Dec 8 2013 12:29PM
7 81
profile picture
StickDonkey
Posts: 284 - Karma: 2,456
One time this girl gave me head and when she finished she said "what if faked swallowing and then kissed you and just spit it in your mouth"
Dec 8 2013 12:29PM
59 0
profile picture
JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 17,200
Ive seen your instagram, have secks with me.
Dec 8 2013 12:35PM
25 1
profile picture
taylornicky
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 2,579
Things were getting heated, and he was kissing my neck.
Him: "Do you like it when I do that?"
Me: "Yeah…" Like who asks that when you're just kissing a neck.
Him: "That's weird that most girls like that. That's what Anna really used to like."

Anna is his ex girlfriend.
Dec 8 2013 12:39PM
52 1
profile picture
JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 17,200
I'm still not over her ok.
Dec 8 2013 12:40PM
52 2
profile picture
goodnoooo
Posts: 555 - Karma: 2,075
will you upset if i high 5 you after secks?
Dec 8 2013 12:40PM
23 0
profile picture
lIllI
Posts: 1255 - Karma: 1,986
I'm Leslie Stall.
Dec 8 2013 12:44PM
1 0
profile picture
theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Took a girls virginity, she said

"That's it?"
I replied, "It will be better next time"
Dec 8 2013 12:59PM
30 0
profile picture
JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 17,200
Not at all. I think it would be great.
Dec 8 2013 1:01PM
7 2
profile picture
Sharknuts.
Posts: 339 - Karma: 953
First time for me

Girl: "I didn't expect you to be this big."
Me: Trying to figure out if compliment or....


Still don't know
Dec 8 2013 1:03PM
26 5
profile picture
goodnoooo
Posts: 555 - Karma: 2,075
k, see u soon boo
Dec 8 2013 1:10PM
3 1
profile picture
JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 17,200
4th post in this thread. no fucks given.

Kinda role reversal of this thread but whatever.

What I said to my gf after i lost my virginity. 'Well, that was worth the 7 month wait". When i say "after" i mean right after.

High school was a difficult time for me.
Dec 8 2013 1:10PM
21 0
profile picture
JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 17,200
kk bb.
Dec 8 2013 1:12PM
1 1
profile picture
snowfinder
Posts: 2884 - Karma: 34,210
knock on the window. Cop "Love birds pull your pants up and step outside of the vehicle."
Dec 8 2013 1:14PM
32 0
profile picture
Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
"I think I'm pregnant"
Dec 8 2013 1:15PM
12 0
profile picture
corona
Posts: 12803 - Karma: 32,817
virgin alert
Dec 8 2013 1:16PM
29 1
profile picture
jfxphoto
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 2,346
you're my kinda girl



"tell anyone and youre dead"
Dec 8 2013 1:32PM
14 1
profile picture
yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
yeah i hear girls can feel that happen like, RIGHT away


right in the egg, a little wriggling feeling.
Dec 8 2013 1:36PM
14 0
profile picture
goodnoooo
Posts: 555 - Karma: 2,075
oh boy
Dec 8 2013 1:59PM
1 1
profile picture
Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
Her: I sometimes have a problem getting emotionally attached to guys I have sex with
Me: -_____-
Dec 8 2013 2:11PM
12 0
profile picture
coling
Posts: 1086 - Karma: -3
Thats because semen has chemicals in it that makes a girl happy and strongly attached to you
Dec 8 2013 2:35PM
2 4
profile picture
Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Especially if it's on their face
Dec 8 2013 2:36PM
54 1
profile picture
HitTheJim
Posts: 787 - Karma: 399
We didn't have sex but I got head from a crazy bitch and she said some pretty fucked up shit.
My favorite one was probably:
Her- Maybe we could like be friends with benefits type thing, yknow like we can hang out and hook up and then buy each other christmas presents and stuff
Me- Yeah I don't know if I'm looking for that sort of thing right now..
Dec 8 2013 2:40PM
14 1
profile picture
Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
That one's on you. You don't ask if it's big.That's just begging for something bad
Dec 8 2013 3:04PM
7 0
profile picture
Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,299
me getting ready for round three

she says "this one better be over fast"
Dec 8 2013 3:09PM
1 22
profile picture
GayWolf420
Posts: 37517 - Karma: 121,444
Did you let him bust in your butt at least?
Dec 8 2013 3:10PM
1 1
profile picture
first_rodeo
Posts: 2385 - Karma: 7,781
Girl:
get me a towel so i can wipe it off and don't need to change my bedding




after meeting this girl randomly at the mall, talking, getting a bite and closing
right there i knew i was not going to lay on her cum soaked sheets
Dec 8 2013 3:13PM
1 2
profile picture
goodnoooo
Posts: 555 - Karma: 2,075
"while you are down there can you tie my shoe?"



Dec 8 2013 3:17PM
15 0
profile picture
SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
*Me fucking really cute, but really crazy chick*

*Stops me*

Her: Wanna get a little crazy?

Me: What'd you have in mind?

*Sticks thumb in butt*
Dec 8 2013 3:19PM
36 0
profile picture
Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
"I have a penis"
Dec 8 2013 3:21PM
15 1
profile picture
Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,299
i think my throat is bleeding
Dec 8 2013 3:50PM
1 1
profile picture
chacha33
Posts: 959 - Karma: 4,163
That'll do pig, that'll do
Dec 8 2013 3:50PM
20 0
profile picture
Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
That's bad to say? I've definitely said that on many occasions
Dec 8 2013 3:52PM
5 0
profile picture
catsRjerks
Posts: 291 - Karma: 1,163
Last night... Did you take the potatoes off the stove
Dec 8 2013 3:52PM
2 0
profile picture
Weeezy
Posts: 385 - Karma: 342
*shits all over parent bed*
Dec 8 2013 4:32PM
30 0
profile picture
Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
Who are you and what are you doing in my bed
Dec 8 2013 4:58PM
4 0
profile picture
deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
Dec 8 2013 5:06PM
5 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51738 - Karma: 163,456
My dad just got home


Click for larger image
Dec 8 2013 5:12PM
6 0
profile picture
alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
"are you sure this is your first time? you lasted a bit too long"

my addiction to masturbation has paid dividends
Dec 8 2013 5:25PM
35 1
profile picture
ohmyglob8
Posts: 416 - Karma: 1,408
"sam thats the wrong hole! SAM! THE OTHER HOLE!!!"
needless to say it got ugly after that.
Dec 8 2013 5:25PM
21 0
profile picture
shocker611
Posts: 2599 - Karma: 423
her: "you better stay the night if I do this"

Cum all over her/her bed, then start to get dressed to leave.

her: "what the hell are you leaving?"
me: "I'M NOT SLEEPING IN MY OWN CUM!!"

not exactly my proudest moment, but it was my first weekend at college so whatever.
Dec 8 2013 5:28PM
20 0
profile picture
shocker611
Posts: 2599 - Karma: 423
Also have you ever had a girl cry during/after sex? Now that is awkward
Dec 8 2013 5:29PM
22 1
profile picture
RockNRollNghtClb
Posts: 2013 - Karma: 2,509
best post ive read
Dec 8 2013 5:50PM
4 3
All times are Eastern (-5)