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Official "I Ate Shit When I Tried _______" thread

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Gooneez
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Tricks you ate shit trying
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Gooneez
Posts: 96 - Karma: 3,366
Testing jumps is a wreck waiting to happen, that or testing urban setups
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
On an Up-Down rail last year at Afton, I was attempting a disaster to back 2. First attempt, hit it with a bit too much speed and didn't rotate the 2 out fast enough, landed sideways and erupted into a huge yard sale. Apparently I hit my head pretty hard because I immediately asked my friend if it'd be cool if I just took a nap there... and yes I was wearing a helmet.
11 years ago
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Japaneezy
Posts: 1039 - Karma: 4,268
yeah, strait airing a jump for the first time is the scariest.
11 years ago
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
back swaps on dfd
like wtf come around
11 years ago
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shitpoop
Posts: 667 - Karma: 1,479
Forgot to say. I landed on a rock.
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ShaunNDDuffY
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nose butter 3 to torn ACL
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Twandos
Posts: 259 - Karma: 2,033
Oh god I think I was there for that.

While I was visiting a buddy in Bemidji last year, there was a double barrel tranny find (which I did not know at the time) and I hit it with not enough speed and cleared the first barrel perfectly to slam straight down on the second barrel. then proceeded to do a somersault out

That or learning how to slide on corrugated pipes.
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Toaster-Tony
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Haha I couldn't remember if it was you or my brother who I asked that to. But it seems like we always eat shit at least once when we ski together.
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John18_6
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That crash was ridiculously gnarly, I'll embed it for ya later. You deserve the award for crash of the year, Shea Flynn's spills ain't got nothing on that one.
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JoshuaLloyd
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Man them drags get to you hey?
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ChillTeenDad420
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well thats retarded
11 years ago
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BigScaryLarry
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urban down rail at the carinthia base lodge
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shitpoop
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holy shit, you tried that beast?
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Gooneez
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I've seen pics of that, that's pretty intense
11 years ago
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tymcguins
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caught my back ski hoppin on a DFD didnt feel good on the ribs
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Gooneez
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I cracked my ribs last season man It felt great..
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freestyler540
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Back in 2003 in the big air finals in the Jr Nationals, the original plan was to land a 720. But at the last minute I thought it would be a good idea if I would tuck in the should to cork in out. I ate shit when I tried a cork 7. Broken left thumb...good thing Im a righty.
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CB_Radio
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mach 10 into Chunder field. dam old people.
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cheezeNbacon
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licking your moms 2 hole, worst idea ever
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Alvaro
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cork 1, so difficult to figure out how to land on your feet on that trick
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Gooneez
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I second that
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John18_6
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Here ya go.
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averageMIskier
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I thought if adam delorme could do it i could do it. So i tried to land on my tails and butter out. Landed on my face and still have a eye swollen shut. Dammit delorme.
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HaydenLaBrie
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a closeout
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-emile-
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do you ever not claim ?
11 years ago
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perryhunter
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hahaha..me too! Most everything that's done for the first time and that's sad! :(
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Gooneez
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Fuck rainbow rails
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Alex_G
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to play jiblife
11 years ago
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Lachie.
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Tried under flip, broke my humorous, wasn't funny.
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Gooneez
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yeah they should really reconsider the name they gave that damn bone
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7-11_Slurpee
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nose butter 5 with un-detuned new skis. Caught my edge and went straight onto my face.
11 years ago
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raymondcabral
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My friend managed to break his arm on the worst frontflip attempt i've ever seen. Many lolz were had.




We don't like him very much.
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Toaster-Tony
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Well, ate shit just nollie-ing out of a flat box today. Went for a few runs around the hill and came back to the park unaware of the bomb-holed landings. Came off, threw a nollie, landed a bit to front-seat and went right into a double eject to face plant. I couldn't remember how it happened until a good hour later and I'll have a pretty awesome black eye tomorrow.
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homestar
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A double backflip. We had no time to make the jump and my din was very low. Both my skis popped off while i was going off the jump and things went poorly from there.
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TomDavies
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Mt first 360. It was to big of a jump to be trying my first trick ever. I was gaping so hard it was impressive.
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Frediboy94
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I did almost the exact same thing when trying my first back flip. Landed on a patch of ice and was out for a month after that. Not legit!

I also ate massive shit on my first few attempts at front flips. The first few times I just landed on my back, which was relatively okay since the jump was small. A while later I hucked it on a bc jump and had the misfortune of landing in a huge hole (a relic of a previous slam). This resulted in my feet stopping abruptly upon landing, which in turn made me slam my face full on into my knee. I had to throw my hoodie away because it got so bloodied down...
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caderobinson
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It sounds bad but me too hahaha
11 years ago
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Blynch2
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Why don't you just say tuned skis.
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.Hugo.
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A one footer on a super slippery down rail last year. Broke three dam ribs, never again
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BChaps1209
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when i first learned 3s i probably landed backseat or on my hip >100x
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dilla_says_go
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that snickers bar i found in the town pool back in 95
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caderobinson
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Hahahaha when he called for his mom was priceless
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SnowMiser
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First zero spin.
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rareison
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I tried carving really hard on a 3 off a little jump in the park and as I was carving one of my skis just popped off and I like instantly lost most of my speed and didn't like half a flat spin and then landed on my side on the deck
11 years ago
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Ribss.
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Totally, rainbows seem to just eat me up if I try anything difficult on them.
11 years ago
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FuckAllOfYou
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Fucking rodeos. I always just land on my side, trying to get the last 180.
11 years ago
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Plankton
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learning a 4 out
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first backflip
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