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Official "I Ate Shit When I Tried _______" thread

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Gooneez
Posts: 96 - Karma: 3,366
Tricks you ate shit trying
Dec 8 2013 3:44AM
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twatt_chaurus
Posts: 470 - Karma: 1,682
everything
Dec 8 2013 3:49AM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
All of them when I first try them?
Dec 8 2013 4:04AM
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iH8pow
Posts: 1825 - Karma: 7,826
a 540 on a small park jump. did them for 3 years without ever falling on one, but when I did it on a tiny jump i fell and it hurt bad

catching your tips and getting flung on your head when narrowly underrotating a backflip is always fun too.., someone has a video of it somewhere i just dont remember who
Dec 8 2013 9:01AM
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Lou.
Posts: 1787 - Karma: 3,876
Most eeveeyting involving rainbow rails
Dec 8 2013 9:03AM
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corona
Posts: 12805 - Karma: 32,827
yea. doing a bs surface swap on a rainbow box and one of my back tips got caught under the edge. did not end well.
Dec 8 2013 9:16AM
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galardogod
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 5,209
Hand drag cork 3 yesterday then almost got landed on.... not fun
Dec 8 2013 9:27AM
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beauchamp
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,191
snowboarding
Dec 8 2013 9:44AM
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CashmereCat
Posts: 2211 - Karma: 2,394
Double hand drag under flip. So many falls
Dec 8 2013 9:54AM
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shitpoop
Posts: 667 - Karma: 1,479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-C4XWMgD0I


Would embed but its being a bitch.....so it turns out my experiment to do it on flat does not work.
Dec 8 2013 9:56AM
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cydwhit
Posts: 5074 - Karma: 43,034
first front flip:




Dec 8 2013 11:43AM
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OwenReynolds
Posts: 223 - Karma: 1,955
Disaster 450 on. Fuck. That. Shit.
Dec 8 2013 12:09PM
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bigbromskier
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 330
simple 180 from the side onto a tiny down box haha. did them fine earlier then just lost it and decided that was last run.
Dec 8 2013 1:11PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
assuming it was actually super cold that day, props. trying anything new when it's super cold is not enticing


for me, switch 5s, just cause it was the first trick that isn't just a matter of trying it, it actually involves a tiny bit of skill
Dec 8 2013 2:03PM
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ChillTeenDad420
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 5,512
wasnt that bad, but there was shit eating involved 1-skiing it through the trees below to find the runaway ski lol
Dec 8 2013 2:24PM
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HabitualShred
Posts: 280 - Karma: 1,831
i ate so much shit trying my first frontflip a while back. Landed flat on my back

Dec 8 2013 2:24PM
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cydwhit
Posts: 5074 - Karma: 43,034
It was indeed -40 degrees F with windchill, I felt fine until I went into the lodge after, then I realized that my feet and hands hadn't hurt because they were numb, thawing out was not so much fun. I also had my boots unbuckled on the lift and that crash gave me the worst shin and calf bang I have ever experienced, fun times....
Dec 8 2013 2:26PM
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Gooneez
Posts: 96 - Karma: 3,366
Second that fuck snowboarding
Dec 8 2013 2:57PM
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J_Christoph
Posts: 2519 - Karma: 8,755
Urban switch 270. Hated it. Very much.
Dec 8 2013 3:57PM
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.S.B.
Posts: 163 - Karma: 680
spread eagle
Dec 8 2013 5:30PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
450 out
Dec 8 2013 5:32PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51760 - Karma: 163,747
eating shit
Dec 8 2013 5:34PM
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YoungChristmas
Posts: 1066 - Karma: 2,110
Cork 7
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Dec 8 2013 5:38PM
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The.Doctor
Posts: 194 - Karma: 832
Leaving early off jump to backflip- Smash head on jump- land on head upside down; stand up, ski away
Dec 8 2013 5:44PM
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chacha33
Posts: 959 - Karma: 4,163
Surface swaps. May seem easy but I kinda suck at this whole "skiing" thing
Dec 8 2013 5:51PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
Anal
Dec 8 2013 5:56PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
Just a normal 2 onto a rail, switch straddle to shatter heelpiece
Dec 8 2013 6:32PM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,364
Live
Dec 8 2013 6:57PM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,364
sooooooooo today?
Dec 8 2013 7:39PM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
Did you take it earlier today?


Srs though, I wouldn't say somebody sucks if they're attempting 7s.
Dec 8 2013 7:40PM
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Mr.DarthVader
Posts: 1322 - Karma: 556
classic
Dec 8 2013 7:43PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,264
back swap back 2 is going to be the death of me
Dec 8 2013 7:46PM
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7-11_Slurpee
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 1,552
Went for nose butter 5 on new skis that i didnt de-tune much. Caught my edge hard and did a sick somersault.
Dec 8 2013 8:34PM
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Protest
Posts: 37 - Karma: 253
Today I went for a spin but leaned too far forward and ended up over rotating a front flip onto my face. So I guess I can say ate shit on a front flip.
Dec 8 2013 8:46PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
Rodeo 5 "attempt"
Dec 8 2013 8:46PM
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Hideyamama
Posts: 70 - Karma: 902
Switch on a big air soooo many bail done for now maybe when I'll get better switch
Dec 8 2013 9:49PM
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SamMcChesney
Posts: 2905 - Karma: 2,199
hahah commits for split second then bails. classic.
Dec 8 2013 10:01PM
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NMMedia
Posts: 982 - Karma: 1,700
Hand drag cork 3 off a 50ft kicker, broke my skis
Dec 8 2013 10:06PM
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brandonloos_21
Posts: 395 - Karma: 2,695
I ate shit when I tried 50-50ing an urban park bench. It was a lot stickier than I thought it was, and frigged my knee up.
Dec 8 2013 10:15PM
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Cleapster
Posts: 622 - Karma: 1,402

here you go.
Dec 8 2013 10:27PM
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nick.h1127
Posts: 28 - Karma: 61
lip 270 on to a c rail, my feet slide out and there i go falling extremely hard onto the ground. result mild concussion.
Dec 8 2013 10:35PM
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histonskiah
Posts: 467 - Karma: 1,834
Double [youtube]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vAcyG2zrxUw&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DvAcyG2zrxUw[/youtube]
Dec 8 2013 11:37PM
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histonskiah
Posts: 467 - Karma: 1,834
Wtf it never fucking works
Dec 8 2013 11:38PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10831 - Karma: 57,379
Was trying a drag, had ht a rock, tore said rock out of snow and slammed it into my face...
Dec 8 2013 11:42PM
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MothaHucker
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fucking flatspins
Dec 8 2013 11:48PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
funny, ive eaten more shit on straight airs, testing jumps, more than i have throwing down. ive definitely bailed more, but my worst wrecks were on straight airs.
Dec 8 2013 11:49PM
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MothaHucker
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1:53 in this edit lol
Dec 8 2013 11:52PM
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