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Official "I Ate Shit When I Tried _______" thread

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Gooneez
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Tricks you ate shit trying
11 years ago
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twatt_chaurus
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everything
11 years ago
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Shredsterr
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All of them when I first try them?
11 years ago
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iH8pow
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a 540 on a small park jump. did them for 3 years without ever falling on one, but when I did it on a tiny jump i fell and it hurt bad

catching your tips and getting flung on your head when narrowly underrotating a backflip is always fun too.., someone has a video of it somewhere i just dont remember who
11 years ago
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Lou.
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Most eeveeyting involving rainbow rails
11 years ago
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corona
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yea. doing a bs surface swap on a rainbow box and one of my back tips got caught under the edge. did not end well.
11 years ago
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galardogod
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Hand drag cork 3 yesterday then almost got landed on.... not fun
11 years ago
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beauchamp
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snowboarding
11 years ago
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CashmereCat
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Double hand drag under flip. So many falls
11 years ago
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shitpoop
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-C4XWMgD0I


Would embed but its being a bitch.....so it turns out my experiment to do it on flat does not work.
11 years ago
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cydwhit
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first front flip:




11 years ago
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OwenReynolds
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Disaster 450 on. Fuck. That. Shit.
11 years ago
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bigbromskier
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simple 180 from the side onto a tiny down box haha. did them fine earlier then just lost it and decided that was last run.
11 years ago
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RubberSoul
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assuming it was actually super cold that day, props. trying anything new when it's super cold is not enticing


for me, switch 5s, just cause it was the first trick that isn't just a matter of trying it, it actually involves a tiny bit of skill
11 years ago
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ChillTeenDad420
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wasnt that bad, but there was shit eating involved 1-skiing it through the trees below to find the runaway ski lol
11 years ago
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HabitualShred
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i ate so much shit trying my first frontflip a while back. Landed flat on my back

11 years ago
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cydwhit
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It was indeed -40 degrees F with windchill, I felt fine until I went into the lodge after, then I realized that my feet and hands hadn't hurt because they were numb, thawing out was not so much fun. I also had my boots unbuckled on the lift and that crash gave me the worst shin and calf bang I have ever experienced, fun times....
11 years ago
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Gooneez
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Second that fuck snowboarding
11 years ago
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J_Christoph
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Urban switch 270. Hated it. Very much.
11 years ago
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.S.B.
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spread eagle
11 years ago
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SkiThe603
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450 out
11 years ago
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theabortionator
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eating shit
11 years ago
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YoungChristmas
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Cork 7
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11 years ago
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The.Doctor
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Leaving early off jump to backflip- Smash head on jump- land on head upside down; stand up, ski away
11 years ago
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chacha33
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Surface swaps. May seem easy but I kinda suck at this whole "skiing" thing
11 years ago
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Spagett+
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Anal
11 years ago
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FuckAllOfYou
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Just a normal 2 onto a rail, switch straddle to shatter heelpiece
11 years ago
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hippy.
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Live
11 years ago
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hippy.
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sooooooooo today?
11 years ago
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Mag
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Did you take it earlier today?


Srs though, I wouldn't say somebody sucks if they're attempting 7s.
11 years ago
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Mr.DarthVader
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classic
11 years ago
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TACO-DOG.exe
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back swap back 2 is going to be the death of me
11 years ago
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7-11_Slurpee
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Went for nose butter 5 on new skis that i didnt de-tune much. Caught my edge hard and did a sick somersault.
11 years ago
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Protest
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Today I went for a spin but leaned too far forward and ended up over rotating a front flip onto my face. So I guess I can say ate shit on a front flip.
11 years ago
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Heart
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Rodeo 5 "attempt"
11 years ago
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Hideyamama
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Switch on a big air soooo many bail done for now maybe when I'll get better switch
11 years ago
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SamMcChesney
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hahah commits for split second then bails. classic.
11 years ago
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NMMedia
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Hand drag cork 3 off a 50ft kicker, broke my skis
11 years ago
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brandonloos_21
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I ate shit when I tried 50-50ing an urban park bench. It was a lot stickier than I thought it was, and frigged my knee up.
11 years ago
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Cleapster
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here you go.
11 years ago
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nick.h1127
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lip 270 on to a c rail, my feet slide out and there i go falling extremely hard onto the ground. result mild concussion.
11 years ago
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histonskiah
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Double [youtube]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vAcyG2zrxUw&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DvAcyG2zrxUw[/youtube]
11 years ago
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histonskiah
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Wtf it never fucking works
11 years ago
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ModMommy
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Was trying a drag, had ht a rock, tore said rock out of snow and slammed it into my face...
11 years ago
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MothaHucker
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fucking flatspins
11 years ago
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Anathema
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funny, ive eaten more shit on straight airs, testing jumps, more than i have throwing down. ive definitely bailed more, but my worst wrecks were on straight airs.
11 years ago
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MothaHucker
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1:53 in this edit lol
11 years ago
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