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CHRISTMAS

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Tall_Paul
Posts: 958 - Karma: 57
So I'm at college and I get a text from my mom asking "send me your christmas list soon" and I literally have no idea what I would want as it appears that I am content with and grateful for everything I have. I was wondering if you guys had any ideas on what Santa can bring me this year

Dec 7 2013 10:47PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
channing tatum
Dec 7 2013 10:49PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Some Vietnamese back alley hooker AIDS
Dec 7 2013 10:49PM
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coling
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Gopro
Dec 7 2013 10:56PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
Oh hey you copied my thread... since you did,

DILDOS
Dec 7 2013 11:13PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
GET EM


even though this type of thread is pretty much public domain at this point
Dec 7 2013 11:15PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,354
Your thread was bad and you should feel bad
Dec 7 2013 11:25PM
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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,952
If you really don't want anything, say that. Be happy with what you have like you said you are and just enjoy the time with your family. Or ask for books for next semester.
Dec 7 2013 11:26PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
Legit lamest answer for any question I have ever seen posted in NSG.
Dec 7 2013 11:29PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,354
Bart.Man oozing reason and logic
Dec 7 2013 11:29PM
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Tall_Paul
Posts: 958 - Karma: 57
not a bad idea at all, might just have to do that if I cant get enough with the books ill be selling from this semester
Dec 8 2013 1:12AM
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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,029
Ski the east hoodie
Dec 8 2013 1:20AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
Tell your mom to shove her presents up her ass because you're your own man now.
Dec 8 2013 1:23AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
I'll put something up her ass




















Compliments. I hear she's a lovely lady
Dec 8 2013 1:26AM
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WPoch
Posts: 1751 - Karma: 3,831
She works two jobs. Times are rough, but she makes it through just fine.
Dec 8 2013 1:32AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
She's not perfect, but who is?
Dec 8 2013 1:34AM
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WPoch
Posts: 1751 - Karma: 3,831
every time I see her she has a smile on her face. She makes the best of what shes got.
Dec 8 2013 1:42AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
She's not wealthy but she has her family and really that's all you need in life
Dec 8 2013 1:48AM
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WPoch
Posts: 1751 - Karma: 3,831
An inspiration to moms everywhere.
Dec 8 2013 1:54AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Amen
Dec 8 2013 1:55AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51652 - Karma: 162,291
You're in college. Ain't nobody got time for christmas lists.
Dec 8 2013 2:01AM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
You know as a kid you would be kinda bummed on socks? Well now I have never been so stoked to get smart wool socks as an adult.
Dec 8 2013 2:07AM
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henry_the_eighth
Posts: 153 - Karma: 73
dildos because youre such a huge fucking faggot
Dec 8 2013 2:22AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Banhammer? Maybe? I don't know the fucking rules around here anymore. I'm an outcast, a relic from a different time
Dec 8 2013 2:24AM
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henry_the_eighth
Posts: 153 - Karma: 73
oh shit that is against the rules isnt it

if i get banned again itll be my fourth ban

jesus i always forget you guys are ok with condescending cunty banter but the minute i use a vaguely homophobic word im getting assrammed by some liberal shitcunt admin

just install a word filter, i cant break this cursing habit
Dec 8 2013 2:27AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
It ain't my rules but to call it "vaguely homophobic" is a bit of an understatement don't you think?
Dec 8 2013 2:29AM
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henry_the_eighth
Posts: 153 - Karma: 73
yes and banning for cursing and not having a wordfilter or a delete or edit post button is equally annoying
Dec 8 2013 2:35AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
not disagreeing here but having an edit button would ruin the essence of NS by stopping our ability to dismiss a well thought out argument because someone used the wrong "your"
Dec 8 2013 2:38AM
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henry_the_eighth
Posts: 153 - Karma: 73
well there ya go
Dec 8 2013 2:43AM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,354
shitcunt....nice
Dec 8 2013 3:18AM
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