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Childhood Email Address?

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Tortid
Posts: 361 - Karma: 151
So i was talking with some friends about the first email address we ever created and some of them where so damn funny so i want to know some of newschoolers embarrassing email addresses? Some funny ones that came up were:
Addisonflames19, bluedolphin_ninja,crimson lightning113, soul_destroyer_nightmare
Dec 5 2013 1:24PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
pussydestroyer96
Dec 5 2013 1:26PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
opsmomgivesgreathead@gmail.com
Dec 5 2013 1:26PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51626 - Karma: 162,075
I just used my real name.

bendover@yahoo.com
Dec 5 2013 1:26PM
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slav_slayer
Posts: 476 - Karma: 1,821
my runescape name was "p00pfeast420"
Dec 5 2013 1:31PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
inb4 you get terabytes of porn sent to you
Dec 5 2013 1:33PM
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TheBigApple
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 488
Something lame like golfingguy4237590
Dec 5 2013 1:40PM
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chacha33
Posts: 959 - Karma: 4,163
jackmehoff@gmail.com
Dec 5 2013 1:42PM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
just my name. ive had it for probably 10 years and its still my primary email for anything besides school, although it does get some spam now
Dec 5 2013 2:07PM
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snowpocalypse
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 3,525
Thanks a lot ass hole for making me feel old a shit. The inter web wasn't even alive when I was a kid. All you whiper snapers don't know how good you got it. I had a sweet pager. It was blue.
Dec 5 2013 2:28PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
haha for my aol first username i just used the first thing i saw in the room and my favorite number: printingpaper24@aol.com
Dec 5 2013 2:31PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
This right here. I kinda like remembering what life was like before E-mail, cell phones, and the internet.
Dec 5 2013 2:31PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Back in my day you needed a .EDU email account to get a facebook! And you had to walk to school in the snow, up hill, both ways!
Dec 5 2013 2:38PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
with no shoes, just newspapers wrapped around your feet.


No but seriously, if you've ever dialed a rotary phone your sure as hell not gonna bitch about not having a real keyboard on your cell phone. Also I'm never really upset with disgustingly slow internet speeds because I can remember having to wait like 5 minutes for one single picture to load.
Dec 5 2013 2:43PM
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Dr.Dealgood
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 1,352
I remember my first screen name and email: HucksterDragon13

Awesome, I know. Breakdown of this hyper-complicated alias:

Huckster-awkward rendition of the early freeski parlance "huck"
Dragon-I had Dragon goggles, Vinne Dorion was one my favorite riders and he was sponsored by them
13-I believe all stupid kids like the UNLUCKY number, REBEL!
Dec 5 2013 2:59PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633


Ahh the sound of the internet.
Dec 5 2013 3:00PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Ahahaha my first AIM screen name was DaMirraGrl

Man I really loved Dave Mirra. I was gonna marry him.

Funny story - I am still friends with my first AOL friend RideOnIce - we were friends for years until we finally met on my 23rd bday. 14 years ago I started my first internet friendship in the AOL Snowboard Chatroom. Totally crazy.
Dec 5 2013 3:05PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
kentdude
Dec 5 2013 3:27PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51626 - Karma: 162,075
When I saw this I was hoping that was dave mirra and not da mirror or something. Then I saw the next line. Dude was a beast

Did anyone play yahoo pool? fuck kids and their smartphones and twitter, that shit was the real deal yo.
Dec 5 2013 3:31PM
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Slowbro
Posts: 3860 - Karma: 21,281
timewizard83
Mar 11 2018 12:52AM
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strayln_Skier
Posts: 451 - Karma: 1,182
surfer_1@hotmail.com
Mar 11 2018 4:58AM
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clorox
Posts: 1728 - Karma: 4,863
mike-hawk
Mar 11 2018 12:30PM
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jensen
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 1,267
bumper_humper69
Mar 12 2018 3:24AM
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WoFIowz
Posts: 9788 - Karma: 72,405
First anything name was for AIM and was skier(somethingsomethingsomething else can't remember. Yeah I was dumb).
First email was osublows cuz fuck Ohio state.
First video game name was ilovetits for PSP and I wrecked shit on Socom FTB2.
First Xbox name suckonmabawsak. Yeah it got banned.

Kids today just don't understand the struggle of waiting 10 min for 1 minute of video to load. Or actually having to deal with x'ing out the 50 pop-ups on your parents computer cuz you were looking at porn on a very malware and virus infecting website. You close 1 and 3 more pop up. Or the 20min for a song to download on limewire. Or the joys of playing Snood or Pinball or minesweeper on the computer for free.
Mar 12 2018 4:24AM
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stimpyskier
Posts: 59 - Karma: 71
fat.samiam@
Mar 12 2018 3:04PM
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milk_man
Posts: 5252 - Karma: 5,983
My childhood email is the one I still use so unfortunately I will refrain from putting it on here

But I do have one that's milkmanonskis@gmail.com , you can go ahead and spam that one with whatever you want
Mar 13 2018 5:14PM
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corona
Posts: 12795 - Karma: 32,749
Shinjitimewizard83

you gonna get humped

jensenbumper_humper69
Mar 13 2018 6:47PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51626 - Karma: 162,075
theabortionatorWhen I saw this I was hoping that was dave mirra and not da mirror or something. Then I saw the next line. Dude was a beast

RIP
Mar 13 2018 7:01PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37380 - Karma: 119,948
theabortionatorRIP


i always wanted to ride his compound in NC
Mar 13 2018 10:59PM
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