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Homeless american snowboarders

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whoa-dere
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this is the us team's outfit
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Dec 4 2013 2:04PM
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GayWolf420
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why don't they just hand Shaun white the gold during the opening ceremonies
Dec 4 2013 2:06PM
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Jane6
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haha I liked the comment on transworld's fb page "like someone ate a quilt factory and barfed". Accurate.


Dec 4 2013 2:07PM
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Backyard.Skier
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yeahhh..

no
Dec 4 2013 2:11PM
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Casey
Posts: 7849 - Karma: 24,317
This can't be real
Dec 4 2013 2:28PM
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liftedresearcher
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i don't think homeless people would even wear that shit. lol damn thats ugly.
Dec 4 2013 2:32PM
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theBearJew
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Sadly, it is real..
http://snowboarding.transworld.net/1000214873/news/burton-debuts-2014-sochi-olympic-snowboarding-uniforms/

And nothing represents Americana more than handcrafted patchwork quilts and the American flag, which are both at the heart of the 2014 uniform. After a long hunt, Burton designers found the perfect vintage quilt at an antique fair. Then, they brought it home to Vermont where it was deconstructed and re-constructed by a veteran Vermont quilt maker in order to get it ready to replicate onto the outerwear fabrics.

You read that right. They found this design at an antique fair.
Dec 4 2013 2:33PM
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LiquorLanch
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There really needs to be a gold medal for the olympics where everyone is judged on the ugliest outerwear because holy shit half of it makes my eyes hurt
Dec 4 2013 2:34PM
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S.M.G
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why are they so yellow???
Dec 4 2013 2:56PM
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corona
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New tactic. US is going to assault the sensibilities of the other competitors in order to throw them off their game.
Dec 4 2013 2:58PM
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.Apex.
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recession.
Dec 4 2013 3:08PM
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S.M.G
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[IMG]41785_30176049348_8313_n.jpg[/IMG]

who wore it better
Dec 4 2013 3:16PM
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S.M.G
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how did i fuck that up...
Dec 4 2013 3:16PM
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HungryHypocrite
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Pleeease, you guys are off easy compared to us germans.
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Dec 4 2013 3:25PM
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Chewy.
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Anyone else find it extremely disrespectful that Burton just pasted their logo over the flag?
Dec 4 2013 3:25PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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That should piss te russians right off haha. Personaly the gloves are the only thing dope about the u.s. outfit
Dec 4 2013 3:29PM
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JAHBRADOR
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What were they thinking?

"ok so what we need to do here is not listen to anyone's opinions and go to my grandmas house and live with her for inspiration"
Dec 4 2013 3:33PM
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whoa-dere
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Id rep that hard
Dec 4 2013 3:34PM
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Bogs
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no, stop being a bitch
Dec 4 2013 3:34PM
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DockEllis
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God damnit, Burton.
Dec 4 2013 3:36PM
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RonJeremiah
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Looks like we're bringing back the 1776 Continental army uniforms.
Dec 4 2013 3:42PM
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Dr.Dickless
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The snowboard uniforms have been ugly since pipe got added They never look as bad when they're actually on the snow though
Dec 4 2013 4:13PM
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Benson.
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Those are hideous. Like what the fuck...
Dec 4 2013 4:27PM
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dilla_says_go
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if jibberish made these NS would be goin crazy reaching for mom's credit card.
Dec 4 2013 4:30PM
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Casey
Posts: 7849 - Karma: 24,317
Lol
Dec 4 2013 4:41PM
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catsRjerks
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Replica rrp: $985.99
Dec 4 2013 5:06PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019
reminds me of Mugatu's "derelicte" collection
Dec 4 2013 5:09PM
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theabortionator
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Something soothing about it. Reminds me of childhood. Maybe I had a quilt from the dumpster as a child.


Also you can all derelict my balls.
Dec 4 2013 5:24PM
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timmi
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I like it.
Dec 4 2013 5:27PM
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El_Barto.
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hahaha
Dec 4 2013 5:32PM
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GayWolf420
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lol i hope we fucking lose, i'd hate to see those fucking outfits on the podium
Dec 4 2013 5:34PM
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RonJeremiah
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Lol wait a second are those fucking leather work gloves in that first picture? wow.
Dec 4 2013 5:38PM
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NinetyFour
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Honestly, I really like the German jacket.

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They just have this very vibrant, comfortable Michelin Man looking steeze to them.
Dec 4 2013 5:48PM
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GO USA!!!


Dec 4 2013 6:10PM
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406
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such a dope jacket
Dec 4 2013 6:13PM
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J_BISCHOF
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Dec 4 2013 6:33PM
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