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Help me with a comeback

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BChaps1209
Posts: 1350 - Karma: 2,441
i was recently called out as "queer bait" by some dingy i dont even know. I want a good response against the obvious anti-homosexuality phrase. something along the lines of me being equally flattered to be attractive to a guy as i would be to a girl. i need a killer response that doesn't insult him (stooping to his level) but kinda kills him with kindness
Dec 3 2013 10:16PM
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Bachto
Posts: 400 - Karma: 954
OP:
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Dec 3 2013 10:18PM
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coling
Posts: 1086 - Karma: -3
Tell him it takes a queer to know what queer bait is
Dec 3 2013 10:18PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
wrap your arms around him and give him a big fat kiss on his big gay lips
Dec 3 2013 10:18PM
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chacha33
Posts: 959 - Karma: 4,163
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Dec 3 2013 10:19PM
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catsRjerks
Posts: 291 - Karma: 1,163
If you want my cumback, scrape it off your mom's face op
Dec 3 2013 10:24PM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
Wink at him and say "are you going fishing?"
Dec 3 2013 10:26PM
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catsRjerks
Posts: 291 - Karma: 1,163
but my personal favourite. "whoever told you to be yourself, gave you the worst possible advice ever"
Dec 3 2013 10:26PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,638
"Now I know why you tried to bite me" wink
Dec 3 2013 10:29PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Did he fucking email you or something? If you had time to come to NS and ask for advice after he insulted you, the time for a witty comeback has long passed.
Dec 3 2013 11:03PM
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coling
Posts: 1086 - Karma: -3
Ill fukn kil u gooby
Dec 3 2013 11:04PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
The best "comeback" is to simply fuck his immediate family, OP. The entire thing, brothers, mother, sisters, father, I don't care if you're gay or not, EVERYONE. That'll teach him to call you queer.
Dec 3 2013 11:04PM
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SnowshoeThompson
Posts: 1095 - Karma: 1,433
try to make out with him
Dec 3 2013 11:05PM
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skier58284
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 5,366
Call him a faggot.
Dec 3 2013 11:13PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
The bans will soon flow through your butthole
Dec 3 2013 11:16PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
I doubt a mod will click on this shitty excuse for a thread anytime soon.
Dec 3 2013 11:17PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884

Just say exactly what mike tyson says.
Dec 3 2013 11:17PM
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coling
Posts: 1086 - Karma: -3
Like the kaiser soshe of porn
Dec 3 2013 11:18PM
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RonJeremiah
Posts: 146 - Karma: 436
this.
Dec 3 2013 11:18PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,902
I know you are, but what am I?
Dec 3 2013 11:35PM
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