Non skiing magizines "promoting" skiing

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My little cousin got this Boys Life mag for scouts or something. The cover had a picture of some kid hitting the take off to a rail and just landing on the ground. You know just being a gaper. I read the article about the cover story and all it said was that these kids from florida decided to go skiing. All right I'm cool with that. But they were showing the kids putting on their skis and they were all looking like they were going to eat shit just from that. The kids had the chin straps from their helments under their bottom lip and some were wearing blue jeans. No one had proper length poles, the pole were like 4 feet long for a 5 foot tall kid. So many things wrong here.

I am ar school right now so when I get home I'll see if I can post the article. This shit is so far from ok.
The reason I say that is not cause I dont want gapers in the park (which I don't) but rather because all the "tips" they gave were not correct. Putting pictures of kids with their equipment on incorrectly or not being used properly is what bugs me.

Rant over

What do you guys think of this?

Dec 3 2013 12:11PM

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danbrown

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i think you need to chill the fuck out haha

Dec 3 2013 12:18PM

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i read that it was a good read

Dec 3 2013 12:19PM

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Ridiculous

Stand-up tuck while in a snow plow...classic

http://boyslife.org/video-audio/59370/video-and-photos-of-the-snow-skiing-florida-scouts/

Dec 3 2013 12:28PM

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I am pretty chill... Wait not in this. I just hate seeing kids fuck up because their stuff is bot being used right.

Dec 3 2013 12:28PM

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Insane

Yup. Logic

Dec 3 2013 12:42PM

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mikemac

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gapers gon gape. aint nothin you can do about it

Dec 3 2013 12:59PM

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Sickest edit I've seen to date. 10/10 would watch and fap again.

Dec 3 2013 1:07PM

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TylerMacDonald

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You realize your hating on a bunch of <10 year olds who got to go on a ski trip to have some fun? obviously they're not going to have any idea of what they're doing, it said they live 8 hours away from any snow. Let people enjoy themselves.

Dec 3 2013 1:27PM

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op is 16 and mad

Dec 3 2013 2:05PM

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Not that. I am fine with that. Its the fact that someone published this. The company should not tell kids to use their equipment incorrectly. Instead they ahould publish an article including the proper use of skiing equipment and beginer tips.

Dec 3 2013 2:24PM

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Why spend 300 bucks on a gopro to record this? Felt like wasting money? Thank you for showing me this many laughs

Dec 3 2013 2:29PM

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>be OP

>kicked out of scouts bcos immature and only like skiing

>feelsbadman.png

>average skier

>fun.jpg

>start to be pretty good

>develop intense hatred for the scouts who ski

>laugh at their gaperness in school and my suburb while rockin my saga

>wywouldihelpthoseplebs.gif

>afterbanging all day unless I see a black man

>be the best on the mountain (before 11 on a weekday)

>see scouts skiing

>Im only one on hill who has fun

>hatred intensifies

>I can feel their gaperdom cumming

>what if it sticks to me and enters my white, suburban home near boston?

>wipe my full tilts which my mom got for me yesterday and stop worrying

one day

>sitting on toilet at home in my saga and Jiberish

>pull my tall t prod team size up a little

>start to shit

>feelsawesomeman.jpg

>so big

>see my mom has bought some new mags

>no fap material

>pick up mag

>coulditbe?.jpg

>it is

>the gapers have got in my house

>i read the horror

>theyre excerting their gaperness on me and this house and others

>stab mother for bringing in this gaper filth and for not letting me get the new jiberish drop

>fap

>drive car as I am 14 and have full license

>gun in back bcos america

>drive into wal mart

>order a krispy kreme and a big mac

>buy gas and bullets on way out

>drive home after picking up a slice of pizza and a large coke

>shoot dad

>burn down house

>police never arrive bcos america

>feelsgreatbro.ns

Go to buddies house nearby

>his mom makes pancakes

>I use his new mac which he got new yesterday (so poor, a pleb)

>I post on NS my horror

>euphoricfedora.jpg

>tfw you inform everyone of the evil of boy scouts on the slopes and no-one listens so you kill your mom and dad and buy donuts to feel better

Dec 3 2013 2:45PM

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coldcuts69

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Looks like the kids are having a blast.

OP on the other hand seems a bit aggravated. It would appear he wasn't hugged enough as a small child.

Dec 3 2013 2:48PM

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TOAST.

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There was a boys life when I was in scouts that had a story about Kye Petersen

Dec 3 2013 2:53PM

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quixotic

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it's some young kids from a state that practically never gets snow. a majority of the readers are going to be able to better identify with the 'gaper-ness' of the pictures and such than some idealistic newschool fashion show pictures. i think you are letting it bother you a little too much.

Dec 3 2013 3:06PM

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Miomo

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IDK, bro, they seem pretty good to me.

Just look at this steezy freaking one-footer

Dec 3 2013 3:51PM

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Insane

Who the fuck are you talking about? If you are talking about me you are so fucking wrong.

Dec 3 2013 3:59PM

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Turkelton

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I am so right

Dec 3 2013 4:02PM

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My brother got that issue of Boy's life too. My siblings and I were all face palming at the side-gape on the cover. Can't say I was very impressed by the article either but at least it's promoting our sport.

Dec 3 2013 4:11PM

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Sick 5-0 brah

Dec 3 2013 4:13PM

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No. Your not. I will message you as to why.

Dec 3 2013 6:39PM

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Taking shit too seriously.

Dec 3 2013 6:57PM

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I was gonna say... LOOK at this kid. Florida? Probably the best skier from there now that he went on that trip. Also, aggressive GoPro placement in this, GTS.

Dec 3 2013 8:34PM

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Right but im saying that the mag did not tell people how to do the sport safly like they did in other articles. I dont get the mag anymore but i did. My troop does ski putings all the time and they are fun as hell but we take the time to tell the kids how to wear their fucking helment. I guess im more upset about the lack of caring by the leaders. Its not so much that they are gapers but that they are not skiing in a safe manner for beginers.

Dec 3 2013 9:49PM

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what the fuck are you talking about?

Dec 3 2013 9:57PM

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