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Filet-O-Fish
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So today i was out for 6 hours going to the local gym. When i was driving back to the house i parked the car in the drive way and The Front door was open as well as the door in the garage. I called the cops and they came in and checked for anybody once they got inside we also found out that all the windows were open. Nothing was missing at all. Do you think i should crash at a friends house or stay here? We just moved in over the summer and have not gotten the locks changed.
What should I do NS?
Nov 30 2013 6:22PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
jerk off in the living room. no one wants to walk in on that
Nov 30 2013 6:24PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,474
Good thing you went to the local gym instead of the not local gym...that would have been silly
Nov 30 2013 6:26PM
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.MintBerryCrunch
Posts: 750 - Karma: 346
Sounds like a demon.
Nov 30 2013 6:26PM
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Ski_the_east01
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/claim
Nov 30 2013 6:27PM
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GayWolf420
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lol typical meathead bein a wuss
Nov 30 2013 6:29PM
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.Hugo.
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Snort some cocaine so you can stay up all night and sit in the livingroom with a shotgun. Quit bein a pussy
Nov 30 2013 6:33PM
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Filet-O-Fish
Posts: 866 - Karma: 4,038
I did other stuff after that i went to the golden arches to get a filet-o-fish the went to the local ski mt to see how snow making is going.
Nov 30 2013 6:33PM
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El_Barto.
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Good thing you went to the local ski mountain instead of the non local ski mountain... That would have been silly
Nov 30 2013 6:45PM
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Blindsurfer
Posts: 2252 - Karma: 2,790
OP is a hipster who only visits local places. i totally agree OP. fuck the establishment and large corporations
Nov 30 2013 6:52PM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625
Seriously dude, you got a fish filet from McDs? Are you fucking retarded?
Nov 30 2013 7:10PM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
Posts: 315 - Karma: 765
Wait, you were traveling for 6 hours to get to your local gym?
Nov 30 2013 7:36PM
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FrenchFry
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I take it you only eat organic. Pussy.
Nov 30 2013 7:53PM
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Filet-O-Fish
Posts: 866 - Karma: 4,038
If you read this all you have read I ate at McDonalds today.
Nov 30 2013 7:59PM
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
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Did you order a meal with that filet-o-fish?
Nov 30 2013 7:59PM
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HentaiHero
Posts: 298 - Karma: 1,099
Guys stop giving OP so much shit, it's shop small business day for Pete's sake.
Nov 30 2013 8:02PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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BREAKING NEWS!: KID EATS AT MCDONALD'S!
Nov 30 2013 8:29PM
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Beepboop123
Posts: 691 - Karma: 90
Was your Filet-O-Fish from the local fish market?
Nov 30 2013 8:32PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
No it was from the local mcdicks. Lrn 2 read nerd.
Nov 30 2013 8:34PM
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ShredAZ
Posts: 1054 - Karma: 641
1. Close all windows and doors previously opened
2. Change locks
3. Don't be a pussy
4. Have a successful life
Nov 30 2013 8:55PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
watch OP get stabbed tonight because he went to the local gym


should have gone to the non local gym
Nov 30 2013 8:57PM
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JAHBRADOR
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Nov 30 2013 8:59PM
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Beepboop123
Posts: 691 - Karma: 90
HA do you mean McDonalds? Oh and learn to spell chief.
Nov 30 2013 9:11PM
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.Rybak.
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no.
Nov 30 2013 9:17PM
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JAHBRADOR
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Shut up nerd. From ur icon it looks like you love to have lazlow from GTA moistening your q-tip.
Nov 30 2013 9:20PM
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Beepboop123
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Why are you so butt hurt bro?
Nov 30 2013 9:32PM
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.Rybak.
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I will beat you up and take your lunch money. Nerd.
Nov 30 2013 9:34PM
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-WZ-
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Well to start off i would close the windows and doors
Nov 30 2013 10:07PM
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SnowshoeThompson
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burn down the house so all of the spookies go away
Nov 30 2013 11:06PM
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JORMUNGAND
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leave your house tomorrow with everything unlocked but set booby traps so you can catch the intruders with nets and arrows and shit
Dec 1 2013 1:22AM
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shocker611
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I don't know why people are giving you shit. I would probably be pretty fucking cautious as well in that circumstance. I would definitely be sleeping with a gun thats for sure.
Dec 1 2013 1:28AM
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whoa-dere
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Dec 1 2013 1:33AM
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PsychedelicMoose
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The illuminati bugged your house.
Dec 1 2013 3:45AM
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ggfski42
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Surprised no on has said it yet.. YOUR FUCKED OP your house in haunted bro.
Dec 1 2013 9:02AM
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