Facebook rape revenge

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So I left my friends watching a movie on my laptop last night whilst I went to sleep. being bastards they thoroughly Facebook raped me (change of birthday, liking men, embarrassing status, change of cover and profile pictures). I now need appropriate revenge, thinking of soaking their ski boot liners in water then leaving them to freeze.

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brotherdad

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fuck their sisters

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YourMomsCouch

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I can butt rape them for you

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Rosbif

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That would be excellent, thanks.

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.Apex.

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Check to see if they have recovery questions on their email account. Figure them out and get onto their email. Reset their facebook password so you can log on. Then turn off the computer and Fuck his Mom.

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.AR6rider.

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Oh, wow! They really got you! Surely, people will look at your profile and be flabbergasted by your sudden change. They won't even stop to think that some retard middle schooler friend of yours fucked with your profile. Your life is ruined, man. Ruined.

They should make an age limit of 18 on Facebook to prevent shit like this.

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howlongcanausern

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used to be you needed a college e-mail address

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Rosbif

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My life's clearly not ruined, I just thought I would ask ns for some funny revenge ideas. The friends involved are all between 25 and 30 btw.

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JAHpow

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Piss all over their liners and then freeze

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Bogs

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Or, alternately op, you should let your friends butt rape you, then you can tell everyone your friends are actually gay! That'll show 'em.

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Abc567def

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haha I just checked your FB but i guess you had changed everything back already

P-tex all of their edges the entire length of the ski

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Rosbif

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I still can't change my birthday back. I like the idea, pissing in their boots is a lot less work though.

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Bogs

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That's way too extreme. It's just facebook, who fucking cares? Pissing somebodies boots will ruin the boots. You must be a massive bitch if you're really this upset about someone changing your facebook.

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Rosbif

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OK then champ, instead of being a cunty little troll, give me some appropriate ideas then.

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Bogs

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Well if you aren't a little bitch you should just laugh about it and do nothing, but if, as i strongly suspect, you are a little bitch you should do something to their facebooks when you get the chance. Anything that affects their real, tangible lives is far too extreme and will put you into hitherto unknown levels of being a little bitch

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Rosbif

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Thanks for being so helpful and friendly with all this!

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Mag

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I like this idea, though if you really want to fuck with them though you could attach a stone to the outside of the liner, they'll end up with severe pressure points without realizing why, though it's kind of a dick move.

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RoofDaRoofieDogg

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Download CP on their laptops and then call the cops on them.

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TACO-DOG.exe

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take their mother's out for a nice lobster dinner and never call them again.

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Bogs

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Clearly you aren't getting what's going on here and are still intent on some form of revenge that goes way over the top and blows everything out or proportion. Ahh well, good luck with it, you little bitch

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NEPTR

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tell them you will wax their skis, when you do place toilet paper down the entire length of the ski and drip a shit ton of wax on the skis proceed to melting the wax on and giving it to them and tell them they can scrape, its a bitch to get rid of all the toilet paper and it will make their skis slow as shit them may even need to get a base grind to get it all out.

your welcome

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Blindsurfer

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shut up you ass. its not that people will fall for anything its the fact that he now has to go through all this trouble and change all his info back, which fb is suspicious about and may not let him do right away. just cause you dont have any friends in the real world doesnt mean you have to be such a dick on NS. either that or youre just a really shitty obvious troll

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Bogs

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If you're legitimately on op's side about this you're just as much of a little bitch as op is

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Rosbif

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Dude, why do you have such a hard on for this? I don't want to ruin their lives, just do something funny in exchange.

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SlurmrnHurnyBurn

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You. Are. A. Re...... Tard. He just wants to get back at his friends because its "fun" I'm sure if you had friends you'd "get whats going on here"

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.AR6rider.

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I forgot about that. I got Facebook right after I got accepted to college for that very reason haha. Crazy to think about how long ago that was...

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.AR6rider.

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Haha should have read the whole thread before posting again, because I missed this glorious response. I hope you choke on your mother's pubic hair when you go down on your brother, you fucking cock-wrangling ass cowboy.

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NEPTR

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also i forgot to mention the toilet paper should get kind of sucked into the base pores so its basically like you glued tp there haha

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Bogs

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You got me, dude, I don't get butthurt about my friends doing stupid stuff on my facebook like "liking" fellation and changing my gender from male to female, therefore I must not have friends.

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Freeheel4real

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People really need to up their facebook pranks...changing someone's sexual interests and posting a status like "Man, I love dick." is just dumb.

A way more effective method is just to post a simple, yet believable, cry for help. I posted "Today was rough, and it seems like each day just keeps getting worse. I don't know if things will ever work out for me..." on my friends wall and within a couple hours he was receiving phone calls from pretty much his whole family and bunch of his friends....CLASSIC.

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