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What if a T-Rex fell over?

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Troy.
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How would it get up?
Nov 29 2013 6:42PM
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Spagett+
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It would stick its giant reptile peen in ur mom.
Nov 29 2013 6:43PM
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YourMomsCouch
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OP sucks dinosaur peen
Nov 29 2013 6:44PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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It would die.
Nov 29 2013 6:47PM
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E__
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While all the triceratops stab it with their horns seeking revenge. Then it blows up from one angry motherfucking triceratops like this:
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Nov 29 2013 6:50PM
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coling
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Just picturing in my mind a fallen t rex made me lose
Nov 29 2013 7:00PM
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Jro.
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no.
Nov 29 2013 7:09PM
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Phil-X-
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Dinomation Test: Is Phils penis larger then a T-Rexs? from Matt Dibb on Vimeo.






there.
Nov 29 2013 7:09PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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T-rex's inventors of the worm
Nov 29 2013 7:13PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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thats like...just a theory man...
Nov 29 2013 7:15PM
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Mr.Huck
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Explains why T-Rex was always pissed off. Arms were too short to fap.
Nov 29 2013 7:23PM
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FLBP
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T-rex is aggressive because of it's enlarged medulla oblongata.
Nov 29 2013 11:40PM
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~Gotama~
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it used its head, obviously
Nov 29 2013 11:41PM
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123+ski
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Nov 29 2013 11:47PM
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artfullydodged
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I like that they took the time to add blood dripping from its mouth.
Nov 30 2013 12:12AM
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Blindsurfer
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dinosaurs aren't reptiles spaggot
Nov 30 2013 11:10AM
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2_fadez
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I'm more amazed Op hasn't figured out its possible to get up without using his arms
Nov 30 2013 11:25AM
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SFB
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id be more amazed if op wasnt beat up as a kid.
Nov 30 2013 2:47PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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how did he sleep?
Nov 30 2013 4:07PM
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Troy.
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Jesus, thats beautiful
Dec 2 2013 10:45PM
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Yaraelpoof.png
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taking this way too seriously but

I think that using its legs it would roll over onto its back then using a fast sit up movement have enough momentum to stand back up.
Dec 3 2013 2:44PM
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