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You know your country sucks when...

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skiierman
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...you have a major part of the workforce protesting against receiving time and a half pay just so they can be home with their "family" during a holiday that celebrates the mass murder of the indigenous people that made colonization in this country possible.

http://www.alternet.org/activism/whole-foods-workers-strike-right-thanksgiving-holiday-pizza-hut-gm-fired-shutting-doors
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marsh.
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Yes as a whole, our country sucks because of this. Apparently you never had a "family"
Maybe that's why you seem so bitter on here all the time.
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coling
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Our country sucks because of the drug war
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Labattski
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Fuck you. America is great and you're very lucky to live here
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Bodhisattva_
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Keep telling yourself that
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987321654hgfd
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Nothing wrong with this. Wouldn't be the same country if this didn't happen.
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corona
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did George Washington speak with a British accent?
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Bodhisattva_
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I wouldn't go so far as to say there is nothing wrong with it, but I do agree that this country wouldn't be the same and I don't think that would be a bad thing.
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Labattski
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Eat a bowl of dicks
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alev
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Actually the story of Thanksgiving is fairly accurate. We are celebrating the survival of the Pilgrims in New England due to the help of the local indigenous tribes. Then we killed them all over time, but that is not what we celebrate.
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gotti
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when your waiting in the 2 and a half hour line at whole foods you'll be wishing families never existed
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theBearJew
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I love America. I don't think its the best country. But I wouldn't want to live anywhere else.
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Dhane
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no.

funnily, the accent we have now (the "American" accent) was actually the british accent for the longest  time. those who lived in england during the american revolution talk like us modern day americans. However, after the revolution the english wanted to sound like more of the romantic languages that surround their island (french, italian, spanish, etc) so they devoloped that posh accent to distinguish themselves from those stupid farmers across the pond.


theres your knowledge for the day
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skiierman
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holy shit...
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Dhane
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not everyday i get to stun skiierman




adding on,. all of skakespeares plays were spoken as if you and i were reading them during queen elizabeths time. so whenever you hear an english accent in a Shakespearean play, incorrect.
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no_steeze
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^Yeah the rhotic accent (pronunciation of a hard "r") was used in Britain until the turn of the 19th century when it became a status symbol to speak in what's now called a BBC accent. So British accents are literally designed to sound smarter and richer

skiierman I think you're off here. This country sucks because of black friday. Humanity sucks because of black friday. Everything sucks because of black friday
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corona
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fucking British.

Now I have a serious flaw with this theory.

So Canada and US speak the English language like the British did during the times of colonization. Which makes sense. Quebec French is similar to the antiquated French of the 17th century. So with little influence on the English in North America the language wouldn't change much and stay stagnant (as with Quebec French).

Now the big flaw are the other British colonies like New Zealand who were colonized well before the Victorian Era when the British accent supposedly changed. These colonies had even less influence on their language than North America so it would be a given that their language would stay even more stagnant.

So why is it the New Zealand accent is so much more close to British English than the North American accents?
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arnie_grape
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you work a shitty minimum wage job, you get shitty minimum wage job hours. way she goes. I hope they lose their jobs for expecting time off to be handed to them.
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Dhane
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because australia/new zealand were colonized by the british and were essentially islands where criminals were sent. im just running of memory here, so anyone please feel free to correct me, but, as no-steeze mentioned the BBC accent didnt develop till the turn of the 19th century. criminals from england sent down to the southern hemisphere+ geographic isolation + time+ interaction with ingenious peoples(?)= australian acent?
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WU-sconsin
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when skiierman is in it
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corona
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That doesn't explain New Zealand. New Zealand was colonized well before the British accent supposedly developed, yet the accent they speak is surprisingly close to the British accent today. So this kind of wrecks the theory that the modern British accent developed during the Victorian era.
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jibnut
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Charlie_Kelly
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Better than living in:
Afghanistan
Akrotiri
Albania
Algeria
American Samoa
Andorra
Angola
Anguilla
Antarctica
Antigua and Barbuda
Argentina
Armenia
Aruba
Ashmore and Cartier Islands
Australia
Austria
Azerbaijan
Bahamas
Bahrain
Bangladesh
Barbados
Bassas da India
Belarus
Belize
Benin
Bermuda
Bhutan
Bolivia
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Botswana
Bouvet Island
Brazil
British Indian Ocean Territory
British Virgin Islands
Brunei
Bulgaria
Burkina Faso
Burma
Burundi
Cambodia
Cameroon
Cape Verde
Cayman Islands
Central African Republic
Chad
Chile
China
Christmas Island
Clipperton Island
Cocos (Keeling) Islands
Colombia
Comoros
Democratic Republic of the Congo
Republic of the Congo
Cook Islands
Coral Sea Islands
Costa Rica
Cote d'Ivoire
Croatia
Cuba
Cyprus
Czech Republic
Dhekelia
Djibouti
Dominica
Dominican Republic
Ecuador
Egypt
El Salvador
Equatorial Guinea
Eritrea
Estonia
Ethiopia
Europa Island
Falkland Islands (Islas Malvinas)
Faroe Islands
Fiji
French Guiana
French Polynesia
French Southern and Antarctic Lands
Gabon
Gambia
Gaza Strip
Georgia
Ghana
Gibraltar
Glorioso Islands
Greece
Greenland
Grenada
Guadeloupe
Guam
Guatemala
Guernsey
Guinea
Guinea-Bissau
Guyana
Haiti
Heard Island and McDonald Islands
Holy See (Vatican City)
Honduras
Hungary
India
Indonesia
Iran
Iraq
Ireland
Isle of Man
Israel
Jamaica
Jan Mayen
Jersey
Jordan
Juan de Nova Island
Kazakhstan
Kenya
Kiribati
Korea, North
Korea, South
Kuwait
Kyrgyzstan
Laos
Latvia
Lebanon
Lesotho
Liberia
Libya
Liechtenstein
Lithuania
Luxembourg
Macau
Macedonia
Madagascar
Malawi
Malaysia
Maldives
Mali
Malta
Marshall Islands
Martinique
Mauritania
Mauritius
Mayotte
Mexico
Federated States of Micronesia
Moldova
Monaco
Mongolia
Montserrat
Morocco
Mozambique
Namibia
Nauru
Navassa Island
Nepal
Netherlands Antilles
New Caledonia
New Zealand
Nicaragua
Niger
Nigeria
Niue
Norfolk Island
Northern Mariana Islands
Oman
Pakistan
Palau
Panama
Papua New Guinea
Paracel Islands
Paraguay
Peru
Philippines
Pitcairn Islands
Poland
Portugal
Puerto Rico
Qatar
Reunion
Romania
Russia
Rwanda
Saint Helena
Saint Kitts and Nevis
Saint Lucia
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
Samoa
San Marino
Sao Tome and Principe
Saudi Arabia
Senegal
Serbia and Montenegro
Seychelles
Sierra Leone
Singapore
Slovakia
Slovenia
Solomon Islands
Somalia
South Africa
South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands
Spratly Islands
Sri Lanka
Sudan
Suriname
Svalbard
Swaziland
Syria
Taiwan
Tajikistan
Tanzania
Thailand
Timor-Leste
Togo
Tokelau
Tonga
Trinidad and Tobago
Tromelin Island
Tunisia
Turkey
Turkmenistan
Turks and Caicos Islands
Tuvalu
Uganda
Ukraine
United Arab Emirates
Uruguay
Uzbekistan
Vanuatu
Venezuela
Vietnam
Virgin Islands
Wake Island
Wallis and Futuna
West Bank
Western Sahara
Yemen
Zambia
Zimbabwe
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jibnut
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You forgot California.
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Charlie_Kelly
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I agree. And I get to work that day for 9 hours!!! Don't see me going on strike, I'll gladly take the time and a half and buy myself a new pair of bindings so I can work my second job.
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Mr.Huck
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Hahahahaha. ... The People's Republic of
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dvx100
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BUT GUYS WE HAVE OUR OWN PRO MODEL
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MLJ
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Hold up!?!
We all know we would rather live in timor-leste, pretty sweet place.


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yuck
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..right
..okay
..sure
..i guess
HOLD THE FUCK UP
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howlongcanausern
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united we bargain, divided we beg.

the be thankful you have a job attitude is so shitty. yeah you should be thankful, but your employer should be thankful they have YOU.
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Charlie_Kelly
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Missed that one. New Zealand is chill.
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Rafiki
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you're wrong about this one
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UncleGerry
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From looking at photos of you and seeing the way you talk to people and present yourself in general, if i were your parents, I would have euthanized you for sure.

Such an unpleasant, internet dwelling, shitty ginger.
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Charlie_Kelly
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Nah. Good place to vacation but shitty place to actually live. Nassau is a dump.
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howlongcanausern
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where did you copypasta this from?
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oakskier
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You would rather live in the U.S than monaco? yeah right
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Charlie_Kelly
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You honestly believe living in Ireland is better than living in the U.S.? Lol.
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corona
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you clearly don't know what you're talking about
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Charlie_Kelly
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Don't get me wrong, I love starving to death and eating my own family members to survive as much as the next guy, but really Kim Jong-un, friends with Rodman? Thats the deal breaker.
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howlongcanausern
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yup. won't go bankrupt for getting sick, better public transportation, better education, and a booming tech industry.

outside of the PNW and MAYBE northern new england the US lags behind the developed world
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esotericjive
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No, but he was a ginger.



Dropping knowledge bombs on your ass.
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Charlie_Kelly
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Well lucky me I live in Northern New England.
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skiierman
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You are one ignorant SOB.
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Willgum
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Help the irony of this post is crushing me
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catsRjerks
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It's "straya" mate
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Byron_tha_gr8
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maybe you should just move there.
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roddy116
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define "developed"
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saskskier
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Austria? Croatia? South Korea? Monaco? Netherlands? New Zealand?

Heck, half the places on that list are ridiculously beautiful, tropical islands in the South Pacific.

Explain why these places are worse than the US?
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roddy116
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South korea and Monaco have a huge sex trafficking issue.
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yuck
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seriously dude? thats such a basic term

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Developed_country
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