Sperm whale explodes

theBearJew

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Nov 27 2013 11:30PM

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Anathema

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Nov 27 2013 11:31PM

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JAHpow

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just puked in my mouth a little

Nov 27 2013 11:33PM

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lgski

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i wanted to throw up. but i still watched it like 8 times

Nov 27 2013 11:34PM

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NinetyFour

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Seen this on Daily Planet tonight. Pretty crazy that a gas bubble in the whale caused that. They must be able to cruise for days after some Taco Bell.

Nov 27 2013 11:35PM

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I watched that at least 20 times

Nov 27 2013 11:36PM

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cool_name

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ohhhhh an actual sperm whale

very disappointed

Nov 27 2013 11:39PM

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snowdon

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Came here hoping for a video, was not disappointed

Nov 27 2013 11:39PM

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-WZ-

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what the fucking fuck

Nov 27 2013 11:53PM

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NinetyFour

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GIF form anybody? And I'll space it out so the weak get their chance should they be quick scrolling.

Nov 27 2013 11:55PM

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Beepboop123

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This is Fucked..

Nov 27 2013 11:59PM

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Charlie_Kelly

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U ON BARSTOOL BRO???

Nov 28 2013 12:04AM

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Parks.

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that was one really bad zit

Nov 28 2013 12:18AM

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Darth.Maul

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It almost looks like it broke the shovel/pick/stick/wood thing he was poking it with.

Just imagine the smell bomb that thing gave off when that happened.

Nov 28 2013 12:30AM

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roddy116

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Im kind of hungry now

Nov 28 2013 1:03AM

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Chunter

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Any context behind this?

Nov 28 2013 1:10AM

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El_Barto.

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Whale has massive whale fart building inside, then dies, then is poked with stick. Whale fart seeks vengence

Nov 28 2013 1:23AM

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The whales died (another one died as well) and a museum brought them on shore to cut them open and have their skeletons removed so they could be displayed. The scientist who cut the whale open knew that its insides would be under pressure but he wasn't sure how much.

When the whale died the bacteria inside it began to eat it from the inside out, producing gas and reproducing more bacteria. As more and more bacteria began to reproduce, exponentially more gas began to accumulate inside the whale. With some natural external factors accelerating the reproduction and gas producing rates of the the bacteria and the whale's insides providing the perfect environment for this bacteria to feast upon (and thus shit a lot more which means more gas is created), a shit ton of pressure built up within the whale causing this beautiful video to exist.

Nov 28 2013 1:25AM

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