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My true love gave to me

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squashmosh
Posts: 632 - Karma: 565
On the first day if christmas my true love gave to me:

One glass if breast milk!
Nov 27 2013 11:03PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
OP's bf gave him a bag of dicks

OP's mom gave me some sweet sweet loving.
Nov 27 2013 11:05PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
a potato for your royal derpness
Nov 27 2013 11:05PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51626 - Karma: 162,075
A pro skier floating cork 3s
Nov 27 2013 11:07PM
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catsRjerks
Posts: 291 - Karma: 1,163
An itchy crotch
Nov 27 2013 11:13PM
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emopoppins
Posts: 3996 - Karma: 269
i just gonorrhea again god damnit
Nov 27 2013 11:37PM
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emopoppins
Posts: 3996 - Karma: 269
*just got.
Nov 27 2013 11:37PM
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-WZ-
Posts: 3600 - Karma: 6,582
definitely just sang that in my head to see if it worked.
good job
Nov 27 2013 11:54PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,297
same. winner winner chicken dinner.
Nov 28 2013 12:26AM
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marsh.
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 1,403
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Nov 28 2013 2:45AM
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Agamemnon
Posts: 310 - Karma: 3,402
StartFragmentOn the twelveth day of Chirstmas,
My homie got for me,
Twelve manicures,
Eleven snipers snipping,
Ten food stamps,
Nine knives a stabbin',
Eight beeps a beepin',
Seven spinners spinnin',
Six glocks a poppin',
Five golden grills,
Four hummers humming,
Three fresh tats,
Two double Ds,
And a copy of my favorite movie EndFragment
Nov 28 2013 6:58AM
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roddy116
Posts: 10627 - Karma: 7,423
A pro skier floating cork threes
two enlarged fonts
three copies of jib life
four mashed potatoes
five new episodes of chug life
six photoshop threads
seven cotton tall t's
eight Jiberish pieces
nine nose butter triples
ten splice movies
eleven perfect embeds
twelve deleted threads
Nov 28 2013 3:30PM
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Filet-O-Fish
Posts: 866 - Karma: 4,038
red this as "my true love gave it to me" and thought it was going to be some sex story
Nov 28 2013 5:08PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51626 - Karma: 162,075
no banhammers? Damn , she must really love you!
Nov 28 2013 10:56PM
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qeefmasterflex
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,522
Waka flocka carving turkeey
Nov 29 2013 2:02AM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
aids.
Nov 29 2013 11:48AM
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ABalls
Posts: 2091 - Karma: 3,754
a brand new pair of pow skis
Nov 29 2013 1:27PM
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