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Fuck Aluminium

RoofDaRoofieDogg

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Walking home some guy bumps into me and instantly starts chatting shit to my face about aluminium being the best metal. I tried to stay calm and explained to him that iron was actually the best metal, but he wouldn't take a hint. He started throwing around words like 'rust' and I lost it. Punched him right in his aluminium loving face. I hate aluminium so much.

Nov 27 2013 2:25AM

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@th1337

pretty sure adamantium is the best metal. shit is like indestructible man.

Nov 27 2013 2:27AM

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RoofDaRoofieDogg

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Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens.

Nov 27 2013 2:30AM

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Loner

Maybe he didn't take the hint cause he was "attracted" to you.. You can thank iron for that

Nov 27 2013 2:31AM

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Insane

ALright. I'm FEd up with this debate. A bit IRONic, that such an elementary topic would start such in depth hostility.

Nov 27 2013 2:34AM

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No Life

Aluminum is too 'new age' for me. I prefer old things. I like rust because it tastes like blood, and it reminds me of how strong my muscles are. This is intelligent.

Nov 27 2013 2:34AM

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Anathema would destroy you. He is made of liquid metal like the T-1000.

Nov 27 2013 2:34AM

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Play Ball

definitely isn't fun to ski on

Nov 27 2013 2:35AM

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Loner

Iron edges. You'd stick to every rail, you'd never wash out

Nov 27 2013 2:37AM

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Ridiculous

I think runite is actually the best metal..

Nov 27 2013 3:10AM

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ChrisSkisChronic

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Fuck aluminum?

As a machinist, fuck you.

Nov 27 2013 5:46AM

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Insane

This, aluminum is one of the easiest metals to machine you can take like 50 thou off and not have a problem

Nov 27 2013 7:06AM

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It's spelled aluminum you fucking canucks. 'Murica

Nov 27 2013 7:46AM

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Crazy Fool

if you're having a problem taking 50 thou off any metal you shouldn't be anywhere near a machine shop.

Nov 27 2013 7:50AM

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Crazy Fool

As a welder, fuck you.

Nov 27 2013 9:02AM

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Loner

never thought someone could be so mad at an element

Nov 27 2013 9:58AM

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@th1337

It is one of the top 5 least comfortable metals to have sex with

Nov 27 2013 10:00AM

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Barefootin_Fiend

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one of my homies is from Australia and he crack me up with how he pronounces aluminum....

al-loo-mini-um

Nov 27 2013 10:03AM

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Crazy Fool

As a barista, fuck all yous

Nov 27 2013 10:03AM

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Insane

motherfuckin dolomite

Nov 27 2013 10:06AM

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Crazy Fool

As a tree, fuck the world.

Nov 27 2013 10:08AM

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CaptainObvious.

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Nov 27 2013 10:08AM

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No Life

As a cat, fuck the internet

Nov 27 2013 10:17AM

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Barefootin_Fiend

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Crazy Fool

As the internet, fuck the library.

Nov 27 2013 10:20AM

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That IS how you say it.

Nov 27 2013 10:41AM

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Barefootin_Fiend

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LIES! Aluminum...a-loo-min-um.....

Nov 27 2013 10:44AM

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theabortionator

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Play Ball

I've heard that from "respectable people". I don't get it. The word isn't spelled like that no matter how sweet your version of pronouncing words is.

Nov 27 2013 11:17AM

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Crazy Fool

Only if you can't read.

Nov 27 2013 11:19AM

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theabortionator

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Play Ball

I'll save you the trouble and tell you there is no Ivan.

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Also as a mother, fuck you

Nov 27 2013 11:21AM

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Crazy Fool

Fuck iron. Most worthless metal nowadays. What is this the 1800's? The only thing iron is good for is combining with other metals to make a superior product. But, fuck aluminium aswell. Very weak metal, DOESNT RUST, but thats all it really has to offer. I'm more of a cobalt/titanium guy.

Nov 27 2013 11:31AM

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So what did you do to that last "i"? Just forget about it or something?

Nov 27 2013 11:57AM

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Crazy Fool

uuuuuuuh rune is the best metal....

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Nov 27 2013 12:04PM

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Yeah, because it doesn't exist, just like the "u" in color.

Nov 27 2013 12:05PM

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Nov 27 2013 12:15PM

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'Murica bitch

Nov 27 2013 12:29PM

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Barefootin_Fiend

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Crazy Fool

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Nov 27 2013 12:29PM

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Crazy Fool

no u stupid fuk nerd idiot

Nov 27 2013 12:43PM

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Insane

im a newb man ive only been in it for like 8 months

Nov 27 2013 1:01PM

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Crazy Fool

cobalt-chrome!
cobalt-chrome!
cobalt-chrome!

representin those oxidized alloys all inert all up in yo body

Nov 27 2013 1:21PM

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I like cesium. Dip that shit in water ;)

Nov 27 2013 1:36PM

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If you're posting on a mac, chances are it's made out of aluminum.

Nov 27 2013 2:05PM

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Shut up you fucking men liker.

Nov 27 2013 3:33PM

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iron is pretty chill because you can make steel

Nov 27 2013 3:50PM

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Basement Dweller

I was going to say this was quite a funny thread, bummer to see its not some OC

Nov 27 2013 4:24PM

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Aluminum*

Nov 27 2013 4:41PM

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Steel is real, fuck you road biker fucks

Nov 27 2013 4:51PM

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Crazy Fool

Word. I make mine in the bathtub. It's pretty chill.

Nov 27 2013 4:55PM

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