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Fuck Aluminium

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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Walking home some guy bumps into me and instantly starts chatting shit to my face about aluminium being the best metal. I tried to stay calm and explained to him that iron was actually the best metal, but he wouldn't take a hint. He started throwing around words like 'rust' and I lost it. Punched him right in his aluminium loving face. I hate aluminium so much.
Nov 27 2013 2:25AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
pretty sure adamantium is the best metal. shit is like indestructible man.
Nov 27 2013 2:27AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens.
Nov 27 2013 2:30AM
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catsRjerks
Posts: 291 - Karma: 1,163
Maybe he didn't take the hint cause he was "attracted" to you.. You can thank iron for that
Nov 27 2013 2:31AM
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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,952
ALright. I'm FEd up with this debate. A bit IRONic, that such an elementary topic would start such in depth hostility.
Nov 27 2013 2:34AM
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squibble
Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104
Aluminum is too 'new age' for me. I prefer old things. I like rust because it tastes like blood, and it reminds me of how strong my muscles are. This is intelligent.
Nov 27 2013 2:34AM
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Dr.Dealgood
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 1,352
Anathema would destroy you. He is made of liquid metal like the T-1000.
Nov 27 2013 2:34AM
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eheath
Posts: 61648 - Karma: 123,472
definitely isn't fun to ski on
Nov 27 2013 2:35AM
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catsRjerks
Posts: 291 - Karma: 1,163
Iron edges. You'd stick to every rail, you'd never wash out
Nov 27 2013 2:37AM
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Theskiingguy
Posts: 476 - Karma: 2,514
I think runite is actually the best metal..
Nov 27 2013 3:10AM
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ChrisSkisChronic
Posts: 1128 - Karma: 230
Fuck aluminum?

As a machinist, fuck you.

Nov 27 2013 5:46AM
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humpty
Posts: 1190 - Karma: 3,162
This, aluminum is one of the easiest metals to machine you can take like 50 thou off and not have a problem
Nov 27 2013 7:06AM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
It's spelled aluminum you fucking canucks. 'Murica
Nov 27 2013 7:46AM
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corona
Posts: 12804 - Karma: 32,822
if you're having a problem taking 50 thou off any metal you shouldn't be anywhere near a machine shop.
Nov 27 2013 7:50AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
As a welder, fuck you.







Nov 27 2013 9:02AM
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kevmac
Posts: 347 - Karma: 1,172
never thought someone could be so mad at an element
Nov 27 2013 9:58AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
It is one of the top 5 least comfortable metals to have sex with
Nov 27 2013 10:00AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
one of my homies is from Australia and he crack me up with how he pronounces aluminum....

al-loo-mini-um
Nov 27 2013 10:03AM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,340
As a barista, fuck all yous
Nov 27 2013 10:03AM
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smooter
Posts: 1121 - Karma: 1,368
motherfuckin dolomite
Nov 27 2013 10:06AM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
As a tree, fuck the world.
Nov 27 2013 10:08AM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,638
Nov 27 2013 10:08AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,299
As a cat, fuck the internet
Nov 27 2013 10:17AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
As the internet, fuck the library.
Nov 27 2013 10:20AM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3032 - Karma: 17,238
That IS how you say it.
Nov 27 2013 10:41AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
LIES! Aluminum...a-loo-min-um.....
Nov 27 2013 10:44AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51744 - Karma: 163,530
I've heard that from "respectable people". I don't get it. The word isn't spelled like that no matter how sweet your version of pronouncing words is.
Nov 27 2013 11:17AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Only if you can't read.
Nov 27 2013 11:19AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51744 - Karma: 163,530
I'll save you the trouble and tell you there is no Ivan.

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Also as a mother, fuck you
Nov 27 2013 11:21AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,302
Fuck iron. Most worthless metal nowadays. What is this the 1800's? The only thing iron is good for is combining with other metals to make a superior product. But, fuck aluminium aswell. Very weak metal, DOESNT RUST, but thats all it really has to offer. I'm more of a cobalt/titanium guy.
Nov 27 2013 11:31AM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3032 - Karma: 17,238
So what did you do to that last "i"? Just forget about it or something?
Nov 27 2013 11:57AM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
uuuuuuuh rune is the best metal....
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Nov 27 2013 12:04PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
Yeah, because it doesn't exist, just like the "u" in color.
Nov 27 2013 12:05PM
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JAHBRADOR
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Nov 27 2013 12:15PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
'Murica bitch
Nov 27 2013 12:29PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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Nov 27 2013 12:29PM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
no u stupid fuk nerd idiot
Nov 27 2013 12:43PM
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humpty
Posts: 1190 - Karma: 3,162
im a newb man ive only been in it for like 8 months
Nov 27 2013 1:01PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
cobalt-chrome!
cobalt-chrome!
cobalt-chrome!

representin those oxidized alloys all inert all up in yo body
Nov 27 2013 1:21PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,299
I like cesium. Dip that shit in water ;)
Nov 27 2013 1:36PM
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Z-Juice
Posts: 3151 - Karma: 1,504
If you're posting on a mac, chances are it's made out of aluminum.
Nov 27 2013 2:05PM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3032 - Karma: 17,238
Shut up you fucking men liker.
Nov 27 2013 3:33PM
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KingTaco
Posts: 2510 - Karma: 2,829
iron is pretty chill because you can make steel
Nov 27 2013 3:50PM
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1337
Posts: 31059 - Karma: 29,329
I was going to say this was quite a funny thread, bummer to see its not some OC
Nov 27 2013 4:24PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,133
Aluminum*
Nov 27 2013 4:41PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Steel is real, fuck you road biker fucks
Nov 27 2013 4:51PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Word. I make mine in the bathtub. It's pretty chill.
Nov 27 2013 4:55PM
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