Replying to Getting snaked in the park

Nobody likes it when they get snaked while riding park. What are some stories people have about getting snaked or hit while skiing?

Here is mine:
I was standing at the drop in at the top of the jump line at my park and I looked around to see if it was clear. It looked good so I called my drop and started down to the first jump. About twenty feet from the jump this kid comes zipping out of control on my left, skis right over the front of my skis and falls over. Next he shouts at me to watch where I'm going and to not run into him while he's trying to ski. It's no use trying to argue with a gaper so I skied off without saying anything to him and he shouted after me haha. Who has other stories?