Anybody ever pulled off a heist gta style

Your friend has a promising future and must be a quality human being

Dammit, stop posting my pictures before I have the chance to post them myself.

i thought of this instantly, haha sorry man

What a great idea for a thread

Gta style heists you say?



Me and my three friends, lets call them- John, Matt, Carl decided we were gonna pull a big heist at the gov facility near us.

So John punches through the window of some ferrari in like the middle of the fuckin day, the dudes fuckin nuts, but it works. He breaks in and jumps it in like 3 seconds. There was something on the scanner about it happening but he drove away and the heat blew over in about 2 minutes. He tried to drive through the front gate of the place and slammed in to a fence. Got lit up by machine gun fire. He woke up the next day doing fine but -$500

Matt punched the air a few times and kicked the ground and then yelled skyfall, dude just straight up disappeared. Ends up he just went 20,000ft in the air with no parachute. He flew over to the compound and dived straight down on his head. He survived, kinda impressive.

Carl is like 3/4 downs so he died running across the highway

I kicked the air and shit a few times and then a heli spawned in front of me, I flew it to the base and jumped out. Dove straight towards a hanger and deployed my chute about 10ft of the ground, shit was tighter then jaime lynn spears. coasted into the hanger, stole a fighter jet, killed at least 400 cops, went to a strip club, went home and ripped my sons bong, shit was so cash.

Fucking lost +K I would sig this all if I could

When I was 16, me and my friend decided that we wanted to rob a place. We decided that we'd hold up a tacobell in the next town over. Over the course of a week in the summer, we parked across the street and watched to see when the tacobell was the least busy. There were barely any customers at 2-3 AM, so we decided it would be a good time to do the robbery.

A couple days later we go to the place. My friend puts a handgun in his pants and we go in. We get up to the counter and just nervously stand there for a second. The clerk asks to take me order and I say "c-c-can I have a glass of water?". As soon as she gives me the empty cup, my friend pulls out the gun and yells "EVERYONE PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!". He nods at me. I know what to do. I run over to the soda machine and fill the water cup with SPRITE! We book it outta there.

Never told anyone!

I always fill the water cup with sprite- am i cool?

Almost. I get some ice as well, which definitely makes me cooler than you.

But seeing as my parents payed aprox 150k for my college education, im still 149500 in the whole against my college