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Worst fast food

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shorty_T
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We've all done it, stopped on the way to the mountain and grabbed a paper bag filled with awful food and later regretted it.
Stories please.
Hard burgers, badly built burrito, watery sandwich, unrecognizable slop. ...
Nov 25 2013 12:39PM
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SkiThe603
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got an entire meal from mcdicks, get the bag, it has two apples pies. when i ask where my food was i was told kindly to fuck off. I then shit on the floor of the bathroom
Nov 25 2013 12:41PM
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Filet-O-Fish
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Bought a hot coco at sunday river.
looked like dirty water, you could see the bottom of the cup.
and it costed 6 bucks.
Nov 25 2013 12:42PM
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yuck
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one time i bought a fish sandwich from Roy Rogers, dont know what the FUCK i was thinking but im pretty sure i was lied to about it being "fresh". or "fish".
Nov 25 2013 12:52PM
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shorty_T
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A very entertaining story about a terribly constructed burrito:
https://medium.com/comedy-corner/fd08c0babb57

Nov 25 2013 12:53PM
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Mids
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If me and my buddies are hungry we just end up going to burger king and ordering 12 rodeo burgers.

Needless to say, it's a bad idea every time.
Nov 25 2013 1:00PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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my dad found a large feather in his chicken sandwhich in the bk lounge one time
Nov 25 2013 1:00PM
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slav_slayer
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Im never skiing in Virginia again ;_;
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Nov 25 2013 1:04PM
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marsh.
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actually my favorite pre skiing meal is 3 sausage burritos from macdons, they are cheap and warm and delicious.
Nov 25 2013 1:11PM
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theBearJew
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it was planted to lead you to believe they used real chickens to make the food.
Nov 25 2013 1:15PM
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WU-sconsin
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Fucking Hardee's...
Nov 25 2013 1:18PM
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theBearJew
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that was hilarious. I lost it at lettuce country.
Nov 25 2013 1:21PM
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BROSEIDON
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went to the 24 hour mcdicks very intoxicated, order some mcnuggets for take out, get home and I have a cardboard container filled with mac special sauce, went back and raged. Got 20 free mcnuggets
Nov 25 2013 1:29PM
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shorty_T
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"When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito."
Nov 25 2013 1:29PM
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BLADEE
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They're just too lazy to fill it back up with powder haha
Nov 25 2013 1:34PM
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Bumblesteeze
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I'm not a big fan of Subway. So overrated.
Nov 25 2013 1:43PM
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ILLinoisance
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White Castle is hands down the worst fast food that I've ever had. The mere smell of their shitty onion-infused hamburgers makes me gag.
Nov 25 2013 1:44PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Say shit about Waffle House again, I'll come fill your house with waffle batter
Nov 25 2013 1:46PM
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jfxphoto
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Oh Jesus!

I don't think I've ever walked into a KFC and not gone "this place is fucking gross"
Nov 25 2013 1:51PM
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Balto
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arby's
Nov 25 2013 2:01PM
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adzy
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Got a Big Mac at mcdickheads and they missed the second patty and bun.
Also once at a Wendy's by my house, some poor sod found a thumb in their chilly
Nov 25 2013 2:35PM
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act.resist
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fast food is just terrible in general. but when i was a kid i went to mcdonalds and took a bite of my chicken nugget, there was a band aid in it.
Nov 25 2013 3:47PM
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Ski_the_east01
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followed by mud butt halfway through first run?
Nov 25 2013 3:51PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Source?
Nov 25 2013 3:56PM
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humpty
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my friend got a chili at attitash and he got food poisoning, one time we ordered 16 mchickens at 2 am
Nov 25 2013 4:09PM
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Heart
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One time I got a mcdouble at macdons and the pickles were all on top of the bun. I just had to
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Nov 25 2013 4:17PM
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KingGeedorah
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Opening day for this chinese restaraunt. Found used bandaid in my meal, took it back, got a refund.
Nov 25 2013 4:32PM
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LiquorLanch
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its not the way there, its the ride back when you get food and all of the sudden you have to shit so hard you feel like chupacabras are forcing their way out of your assshole
Nov 25 2013 4:34PM
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mski
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In and Out's french fries are Terrible
Nov 25 2013 5:21PM
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doGelyst
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Carl's Jr. After two bites of anything, it just takes like dog food.
Nov 25 2013 5:33PM
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shorty_T
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But you still ate food that contained a used bandaid.

No winner there.
Nov 25 2013 5:43PM
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Labattski
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Mac d's has never disappointed. On the other hand subway is always a let down. Stale bread, old veggies and gristly chicken. No thanks
Nov 25 2013 5:43PM
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WaffleMaster
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Bit into a McNugget, and I shit you not, it was liquid.


Like a chicken gusher.
Nov 25 2013 5:44PM
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KingGeedorah
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This is true. It's a good thing that I was younger at the time and would generally avoid anything in my lomein that was not pork or noodles. Otherwise that could have ended poorly. Still, I now have the blood of a chinaman somewhere within me.
Nov 25 2013 5:59PM
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Blurst
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Took six hours instead of three to get to killington on opening day 2 years ago looking for a mcdonalds.
Nov 25 2013 6:20PM
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daannnnieel
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the small amount of fast food that I eat has all been pretty damn good.
Nov 25 2013 7:19PM
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GayWolf420
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there is this gnarly taco joint in PC (taco maker for those who are familiar with the area). Shit is so gnarly. they straight up nuke burritos in the microwave.
Nov 25 2013 7:21PM
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DirtYStylE
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Meh, fast food inst that great... and its a horrible decision before a full day of skiing. I would stop at a small gas station that had a deli on my way to the mountian. I would get some ham, bacon and all the goods. Half for breakfast half for lunch. No regrets
Nov 25 2013 8:21PM
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doGelyst
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the ghettofab lunch i used to have would be to take a can of tuna on the hill,
then mix it up with mayo packets and put it on saltine cracker sammiches.
Nov 25 2013 8:23PM
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last_tango
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they aren't that bad. They taste very potato chippy.
Nov 25 2013 9:15PM
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lineskier10
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this is actually pretty fucking smart, i always hate carrying around 4 cliff bars all day long
Nov 25 2013 9:44PM
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coling
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Lies!
Nov 25 2013 10:10PM
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Dr.Dickless
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I FUCKING LOVE WAFFLE HOUSE

almost makes it worth it to visit the south
Nov 25 2013 10:14PM
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Blake.P
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i normally just either get a breakfast sandwich and another 6 inch at subway, or just get a footlong and eat half of it for breakfast. then occasionally hitting mcdonalds on the way back and get a mcchicken, mcdouble or an apple pie. it has never caused problems for me



one time though i went to this taco restraunt by the beach in hawaii. i couldnt even really tell what it was when i got it, but ate it anyways. i ended up having the worst food poisoning for like two days
Nov 25 2013 10:14PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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da faq is rong wit u?
Nov 25 2013 10:28PM
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shorty_T
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There is a place in Big Bear like that. Worst ever! I went there once and they smashed a roach running up the wall with their bare hand and went back to making my burrito. I lost it and walked out. The place across the street from them doesn't even have a stove, just a loud ass microwave that they "cook" everything in and make their kids (like 9 year olds) run. I don't know what's worse, the food or the child labor.
Nov 25 2013 11:17PM
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walterson
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wow you must be so in shape!
Nov 25 2013 11:20PM
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-WZ-
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not on the way to a ski hill, but one time i went on a road trip to the US and went to a place called blimpies, jesus christ that was the worst sandwich ever constructed and it gave me runny shit for like a week
Nov 26 2013 12:25AM
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eheath
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Never been too stoked on BK, but its like saying "well that pile of shit tasted slightly worse than that pile of shit"
Nov 26 2013 12:28AM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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I once got a meatball sub from Blimpies pre-ski. after ordering said sandwich the man behind the counter pulls a plastic tube out of a freezer, places it in microwave. After 5 minutes he pulls the tube out of said microwave screaming "Jesus fucking Christ this shits hot, where the fuck are my oven mitts!" he then proceeds to cut open said tube and squeeze the contents onto a loaf of bread. what we now have is a piece of cheep bread covered in what i assume is really hot ketchup and an attempt at meatballs, with some "Parmesan" on top of it. I ate the sandwich, because i paid for it and was hungry. on the rest of the car ride, I was feeling a bit of a rock in my intestines forming. Get up to mountain. run one: finish run, feeling OK. get on swinging lift: sell Buicks all over the racecourse below chair. get to top of chair, ski down as fast as possible to toilet. I then proceeded to let the Niagara flow for 12 minutes.

tl,dr: Don't eat microwaved things from bags before skiing
Nov 26 2013 12:38AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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ordered sausage and egg mcmuffin for breakfast with a hashbrown and a coffee.

i ended up getting 9 hashbrowns and 2 large orange juices and my coffee.

needless to say i ate all the hashbrowns and now i can't look at potatoes the same way ever again.
Nov 26 2013 12:49AM
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